Leslie J. Anderson
@lesliejanderson.bsky.social
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Weird writer living beside a cemetery with two good dogs and a roomba. Author of Take This to Space and The Unmothers. she/her
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"Locker room talk," "just a college chat," "quotes taken out of context"..... I think I see a pattern emerging.
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Pitch it to a publisher as a non-fiction book. "American String Theory"
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I would take a road trip across America where I would visit and document each of the ‘largest ball of twine’ roadside attractions. I’d then have copies made but 10% bigger and put them all on an industrial estate in Slough so you could see them in an afternoon.
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Hm...my client would like to respond, formally, "nom nom nom toes nom nom."
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My fellow white women, do not look away from the disgusting behavior of your sons and husbands. And if you agree with them, may God forgive you.
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One of the hardest parts of teaching kids chores is that they are short and the things that need done are up high.
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My phone never ever ever automatically connects to my car, no matter how much I want it to, except for this morning when it decided to play The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald at full volume at 8am.
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One frog to meme them all,
One comic strip created.
One frog resists them all
In Portland- green, inflated.
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If you lose your way, follow the light of my heart. I lit it on fire for you.
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I watched The Boy and The Heron months ago and I'm still not sure how I feel about it and that........that I love.
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I feel like the founder of Antifa was Gonk who thought maybe Ooog shouldn't eat ALL of the bananas all by himself.
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Yay I get a whole day to write!

...oh no I have to get so much writing done today......
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They are allowed to sleep under comically large leaves because that's kinda cute I kinda dig that
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The winners of the Nobel Prize are always someone whose name I didn't know before and turns out to be the raddest human being I've ever heard of.
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Ugh I really miss D&D but the only way I'm going to get to play is if I DM and I just do not have the spare brain goo right now. 😭
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Some days I'm not sure if Arachne was cursed or blessed.
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Yeah I came here to share this morbid fact....
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My kindergartner: I'm just so proud of you! You worked so hard and you did it! I knew you could!
Me: Who're you talking to, bud?
MK: My pokemon!
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You don’t want to be a tradwife. You just want to be cozy.
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I can see that. Another one I follow is "don't take advice from someone whose never done their own laundry."
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If someone tells me they know the Truth, but they’re living a normal life, I know they’re lying.