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Van Willy
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I live in Seattle and I’m bad at social media.
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Yeah no shit, and the next time a border reporter with experience in counterdisinfo emerges from the borderlands to offer dire warnings of a power grab, you listen to her and spare us all this fucking misery.
February 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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This is almost darkly funny now that we know he could barely write a complete sentence
Epstein reportedly hoped to develop super-race of humans with his DNA
Registered sex offender hoped to seed human race with his DNA by impregnating 20 women at a time, New York Times reports
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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“I didn’t realize how much I missed the simple joy of losing myself in words until these massive tranches of sex crime files were released,” said Indianapolis resident Greta Livingston
Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading
WASHINGTON—Saying the millions of documents had restored a pleasure they lost long ago, Americans nationwide said Thursday that the recently released trove of emails connected with disgraced financier...
theonion.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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Epstein is like the evil Forrest Gump, somehow present and responsible for every terrible thing of the last twenty years.
what the fuck man
February 6, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Heads up: If you sign up for #Tmobile internet because Comcast is horrible, and if the @tmobilesupport.bsky.social person tries to upsell you on a ten dollar more a month tier because it comes with Paramount Plus and Hulu... it's a lie. You can't actually redeem the Paramount Plus or Hulu bits.
February 6, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 6:47 AM
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Spain’s PM: “The time of hiding behind servers is at an end.”
February 5, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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I understand folks are scared but I want you to think about the mechanics of this.

There are more polling places (>100k) than ICE and CBP agents combined, so they can only pick a few districts to try to intimidate.

Now what happens when cell phone footage of that goes online in the early morning?
February 5, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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NEW: The unfathomable Minnesota transcript that must be read, as it tells the reality of America today.

"I am not white, as you can see," Julie Le — a government lawyer — told a federal judge on Tuesday. "And my family's at risk as any other people that might get picked up too ..."

Law Dork:
The unfathomable Minnesota transcript that must be read, as it tells the reality of America today
"I am not white, as you can see," Julie Le — a government lawyer — told a federal judge on Tuesday. "And my family's at risk as any other people that might get picked up too ..."
www.lawdork.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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What if we just don't allow them at all because they're an existential threat even if they meet your weak ass requirements?

What if we also gave ICE the boot too while we're at it?

What if you weren't a bowl of soggy corn flakes pretending to be a man?
Under my plan, we’ll require data centers to:
1. Pay for their own power generation, not pass on costs to Pennsylvanians.
2. Be transparent with the local community on what they’re doing.
3. Hire and train local workers.
4. Commit to protecting our environment.
February 5, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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AEW & its fanbase is, at its core, anti-fascist. ❤️✊

We've been going to bat for human rights and dignity from the very beginning, with many of us joining in at protests against ICE, at NO KINGS, and raising nearly $100K with Brody King for families affected by ICE

Fuck Fascism
Fuck Nazis
Fuck ICE
February 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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That would make him the main character.
February 4, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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Oh look, none of them are the Jessica Chastain series that Apple yanked one week before air because it's about hunting down right wing domestic terrorists.
Apple TV Announces 12 New Shows and Films Coming This Year
Apple TV Announces 12 New Shows and Films Coming This Year
Apple on Tuesday previewed 12 new shows and films that will be premiering on the Apple TV streaming service throughout 2026. The new series: * Imperfect Women — March 18, 2026 * Margo's Got Money Troubles — April 15, 2026 * Widow's Bay — April 29, 2026 * Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed — May 20, 2026 * Cape Fear — June 5, 2026 * Lucky — July 15, 2026 The new films: * Eternity — February 13, 2026 * Outcome — April 10, 2026 * The Dink — July 24, 2026 * Mayday — September 4, 2026 * Matchbox: The Movie — October 9, 2026 * Way of the Warrior Kid — November 20, 2026 We have provided a brief overview of each new show and film below. New Series Imperfect Women Based on Araminta Hall's novel of the same name, "Imperfect Women" is a psychological thriller that "examines a crime that shatters the lives of a decades-long friendship of three women." The series stars Elisabeth Moss, Kerry Washington, and Kate Mara. Margo's Got Money Troubles "Margo's Got Money Troubles" is described as "a bold, heartwarming, and comedic family drama" that follows recent college dropout and aspiring writer, Margo (Elle Fanning), the daughter of an ex-Hooters waitress (Michelle Pfeiffer) and ex-pro wrestler (Nick Offerman). Margo has a new baby, mounting bills, and dwindling ways to pay for things. Widow's Bay Apple says "Widow's Bay" blends genuine horror with character-driven comedy. Widow's Bay is "a quaint island town 40 miles off the coast of New England," but "something lurks beneath the surface." Mayor Tom Loftis (Matthew Rhys) is desperate to revive his struggling community, but as tourists start arriving, it appears that local residents might have been right about the island being cursed after all. Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed Billed as a darkly comedic thriller, "Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed" follows newly divorced mom Paula (Tatiana Maslany). "Convinced she witnessed a murder — while simultaneously struggling through a custody battle and an identity crisis — Paula begins her own investigation, one that could unravel a greater conspiracy while also holding the keys to rebuilding her family and sense of self." Cape Fear "Inspired by the 1991 remake directed by Martin Scorsese and produced by Steven Spielberg, a storm is coming for happily married attorneys Anna (Amy Adams) and Tom Bowden (Patrick Wilson) when Max Cady (Javier Bardem), the notorious killer they are responsible for putting behind bars, is let out of prison — and he wants vengeance." Lucky "Written by Jonathan Tropper and Cassie Pappas and based on Marissa Stapley’s bestselling novel, 'Lucky' centers on a young woman (Anya Taylor-Joy) who left behind the life of crime she was raised in years ago, but must now embrace her darker, criminal side one final time in a desperate attempt to escape her past." New Films Outcome "Outcome" is a dark comedy that centers on Reef Hawk (Keanu Reeves), a Hollywood star facing extortion. With the support of his lifelong friends Kyle (Cameron Diaz) and Xander (Matt Bomer), and his lawyer Ira (Jonah Hill), Reef tries to make amends with anyone he could have possibly wronged in hopes of identifying the blackmailer. Eternity "Eternity" is a rom-com: "In an afterlife where souls have one week to decide where to spend eternity, Joan (Elizabeth Olsen) is faced with the impossible choice between the man she spent her life with (Miles Teller) and her first love (Callum Turner), who died young and has waited decades for her to arrive." The Dink In this comedy movie, "washed up former tennis prodigy Dusty Boyd (Jake Johnson) has been reduced to coaching unruly children at his father Chuck's (Ed Harris) suburban country club. Desperate for his father's approval, Dusty blindly supports Chuck's vendetta against the new craze taking over the club: pickleball." Mayday Ryan Reynolds and Kenneth Branagh team up in "Mayday," a "genre-bending, action-packed buddy comedy movie that flips the spy thriller on its head." "When hotshot U.S. Navy pilot Lieutenant Troy 'Assassin' Kelly (Reynolds) is sent on a top-secret mission into Russian territory at the height of the Cold War, the operation implodes, leaving him stranded behind enemy lines. Discovered by Nikolai Ustinov (Branagh), a gruff ex-KGB agent with a penchant for American culture, Troy thinks he's toast — but could an unlikely alliance between the two lead to Troy's rescue and a bond neither saw coming?" Matchbox: The Movie "Inspired by the iconic Mattel toys, 'Matchbox The Movie' is an action-packed, globetrotting adventure about a group of friends since childhood who have their lives upended when undercover CIA agent Sean (John Cena), their long-absent former leader, returns to their small town and unwittingly gets them embroiled in a frantic international pursuit to save the world." Way of the Warrior Kid "Middle school has been a nightmare for Marc (Jude Hill), a good kid who's bullied by his classmates and feels like he's behind in everything, from academics to P.E. to just making friends. That changes when his injured Uncle Jake (Chris Pratt), a decorated Navy SEAL, comes to spend the summer and recuperate with Marc and his mom, Sarah (Linda Cardellini)."Tag: Apple TV Shows This article, "Apple TV Announces 12 New Shows and Films Coming This Year" first appeared on MacRumors.com Discuss this article in our forums
www.macrumors.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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How did I not know this? I didn't know AEW wrestler Brody King is doing a fundraiser for Mpls families affected by ICE. By selling variant comics covers. With comics artist Daniel Warren Johnson. Who is a fellow Chicagoan? And has raised $58K so far and is still going! headlockedcomic.bigcartel.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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He cannot be clearer. There is no difference to him between bombing random fishermen on boats and shooting Americans protesters in the face
I swear this clip is not edited. Trump pivots from downplaying the killing of Renee Good and Alex Pretti ("two people out of tens of thousands and you get bad publicity") to in the very next breath claiming "we've been very tough on the waters," leaving Tom Llamas baffled ("the waters?")
February 5, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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Here’s the worst part about my name being in the Epstein Files: He didn’t even email his friend MY article. He emailed an aggregation of my article with my name in it. It's one thing to be the world's most evil pedophile, but at least read primary source materials when doing non-pedophile stuff.
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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Money can buy happiness. If Elon Musk built a rocket and shot himself into the fucking sun that would generate massive happiness.
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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'This news has moved me from "maybe computer use should be regulated" to "Butlerian Jihad Now" on the radicalisation scale.'
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:

aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
February 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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I fucking loathe these people with every ounce of my soul. Evil incarnate
they're trying to be coy about salivating over the prospect of raping women, they'll contest that but if pushed to explain, that's exactly what they would describe. forced pregnancy of any kind, by a man or by the state, is gender-based violence
February 5, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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jeffrey epstein's apparent association with the likes of bobby kotick, steve bannon, and peter thiel – and his fascination with game design as a means of controlling others – paint an unsettling picture
February 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM