Bryan Michael Francis
@bryanmikefrancis.bsky.social
I cuss a lot. I call people “Sweetie”- the Bless Your Heart kind, not the misogyny kind. Plus it triggers homophobes.
Being tolerant doesn’t mean I need to tolerate red hat bullshit. FAFO.
I also like Warhammer 🤷♂️
Being tolerant doesn’t mean I need to tolerate red hat bullshit. FAFO.
I also like Warhammer 🤷♂️
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So it turns out an ice agent is much more likely to have an arrest record than an immigrant.
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So it turns out an ice agent is much more likely to have an arrest record than an immigrant.
I’ve taken fewer cognitive tests and I once had a TBI so serious it caused me to have to re-learn elementary school math in my 40s.
I guess the president just announced he recently took his latest in a series of cognitive tests, this one in front of a room full of medical personnel observing him?
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I’ve taken fewer cognitive tests and I once had a TBI so serious it caused me to have to re-learn elementary school math in my 40s.
It told them they weren’t the monsters for touching little kids, mostly.
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It told them they weren’t the monsters for touching little kids, mostly.
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The Parking Lot Lawyer & Insurance Lawyer could open a law firm together…although I’m not sure they’d be able to afford the malpractice insurance premiums.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Judge Suggests Prosecutor on Comey and James Cases Should Resign as U.S. Attorney
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The Parking Lot Lawyer & Insurance Lawyer could open a law firm together…although I’m not sure they’d be able to afford the malpractice insurance premiums.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Just reminding folks Ogles stole money he raised to put memorial benches in the cemetery where his child is buried, among other things.
NASHVILLE JUDGES request heightened security from @GovBillLee after Rep Andy Ogles posts their pics with the phrase “we are at war”
A sitting congressman putting judges in danger. Pinocchiogles is going get people hurt. A disgrace to the office. www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
A sitting congressman putting judges in danger. Pinocchiogles is going get people hurt. A disgrace to the office. www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Just reminding folks Ogles stole money he raised to put memorial benches in the cemetery where his child is buried, among other things.
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
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From what I can parse, "divisiveness" now means "making racists and Nazis feel bad."
“divisiveness” is becoming a little bit of a tell
Sydney Sweeney tried again to address her American Eagle jeans ad controversy, saying she is ‘against hate and divisiveness.’
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
From what I can parse, "divisiveness" now means "making racists and Nazis feel bad."
Spell my fucking name right.
Like this Administration, this is obviously a fucking joke.
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Spell my fucking name right.
This. The third of people who don’t vote just need to get off their asses, mostly.
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This. The third of people who don’t vote just need to get off their asses, mostly.
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💜 You don’t stop being family just because you're a Senator.
In his first Senate speech, @kim.senate.gov opened up about becoming a caregiver for his father as his dad battles Alzheimer’s.
He reminded us that caring is something our country should value. seiu.co/3MtvQWT
In his first Senate speech, @kim.senate.gov opened up about becoming a caregiver for his father as his dad battles Alzheimer’s.
He reminded us that caring is something our country should value. seiu.co/3MtvQWT
In maiden Senate speech, Andy Kim promises to care for his father and for America - New Jersey Globe
Exactly one year after he was first sworn in as a U.S. Senator, Andy Kim gave his maiden speech on the Senate floor today. The speech, technically Kim’s
seiu.co
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
💜 You don’t stop being family just because you're a Senator.
In his first Senate speech, @kim.senate.gov opened up about becoming a caregiver for his father as his dad battles Alzheimer’s.
He reminded us that caring is something our country should value. seiu.co/3MtvQWT
In his first Senate speech, @kim.senate.gov opened up about becoming a caregiver for his father as his dad battles Alzheimer’s.
He reminded us that caring is something our country should value. seiu.co/3MtvQWT
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Trump who can’t stay awake or sit up straight is holding a campaign style rally in Pennsylvania to sell his economy. Can’t wait to count the lies and disinformation he spews.
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Trump who can’t stay awake or sit up straight is holding a campaign style rally in Pennsylvania to sell his economy. Can’t wait to count the lies and disinformation he spews.
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To all state law enforcement:
ICE and other federal agencies are giving you a bad reputation.
Remember, you work for and serve the people in your charge.
Treat them as you want them to treat you...
As for ICE, a bunch of want to be mall cops with a dictator in charge.
Their reckoning will come.
ICE and other federal agencies are giving you a bad reputation.
Remember, you work for and serve the people in your charge.
Treat them as you want them to treat you...
As for ICE, a bunch of want to be mall cops with a dictator in charge.
Their reckoning will come.
December 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
To all state law enforcement:
ICE and other federal agencies are giving you a bad reputation.
Remember, you work for and serve the people in your charge.
Treat them as you want them to treat you...
As for ICE, a bunch of want to be mall cops with a dictator in charge.
Their reckoning will come.
ICE and other federal agencies are giving you a bad reputation.
Remember, you work for and serve the people in your charge.
Treat them as you want them to treat you...
As for ICE, a bunch of want to be mall cops with a dictator in charge.
Their reckoning will come.
This sort of shit is what the 2nd Amendment is for.
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This sort of shit is what the 2nd Amendment is for.
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The FIFA World Peace winner who made everything more expensive is on his affordability tour, which seems silly since it’s a Democratic hoax.
December 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The FIFA World Peace winner who made everything more expensive is on his affordability tour, which seems silly since it’s a Democratic hoax.
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Brown: Autocrats don’t fear the disease or the babies dying from whooping cough — they fear the evidence of it, because evidence exposes their failures, demands accountability, and empowers the public.
December 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Brown: Autocrats don’t fear the disease or the babies dying from whooping cough — they fear the evidence of it, because evidence exposes their failures, demands accountability, and empowers the public.
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Release the Epstein files.
Release the Jan. 6 documents.
Lock up the war criminals.
Abolish the ICE Gestapo.
Lock up the felon.
Release the Jan. 6 documents.
Lock up the war criminals.
Abolish the ICE Gestapo.
Lock up the felon.
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Release the Epstein files.
Release the Jan. 6 documents.
Lock up the war criminals.
Abolish the ICE Gestapo.
Lock up the felon.
Release the Jan. 6 documents.
Lock up the war criminals.
Abolish the ICE Gestapo.
Lock up the felon.
More people should be talking about how mediocre (at best) old white assholes are terrified of this young lady.
So. Rep Crockett announced her TX campaign for US Senate.
Good.
Voters get a choice in the primary. They can research the candidates, find their positions on issues and choose.
She's getting ultra-gerrymandered out of her Rep seat, so why not take the shot.
It's a primary. Not a coliseum fight.
Good.
Voters get a choice in the primary. They can research the candidates, find their positions on issues and choose.
She's getting ultra-gerrymandered out of her Rep seat, so why not take the shot.
It's a primary. Not a coliseum fight.
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
More people should be talking about how mediocre (at best) old white assholes are terrified of this young lady.
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He is not well.
If someone’s grandpa posted this on Facebook, the family would be discussing assisted living by dinner.
If someone’s grandpa posted this on Facebook, the family would be discussing assisted living by dinner.
December 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
He is not well.
If someone’s grandpa posted this on Facebook, the family would be discussing assisted living by dinner.
If someone’s grandpa posted this on Facebook, the family would be discussing assisted living by dinner.
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It is absolutely wild that the guy who won’t stop yelling about law and order is now personally stepping in to keep January 6 documents hidden from the police officers who were attacked that day. He knows exactly what’s in those files and he is terrified the country will see it.
December 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It is absolutely wild that the guy who won’t stop yelling about law and order is now personally stepping in to keep January 6 documents hidden from the police officers who were attacked that day. He knows exactly what’s in those files and he is terrified the country will see it.
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Community Note strikes again!
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Community Note strikes again!
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