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Was she watching the McLaughlin Group in a constant state of arousal
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Soyreolent Green
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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A humanoid robot powered by artificial intelligence, believed to be one of the first in Russia, face-planted during its highly anticipated debut in Moscow on Tuesday after briefly staggering onstage. nyti.ms/49Ly3GI
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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“We have yet to understand: that if I'm starving,
you are in danger.”
James Baldwin
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Frankie Adams, how dare you
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I called this. Something about him skeeved me from the get-go
chat it doesn't look good
October 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Definitely nothing can go wrong with OpenAI having a full record of your sexy chatbot interactions.
October 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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That's the truly wild thing. He is so unimpressive as an actor.

If he weren't a piece of shit he'd be fine. But not special.
October 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Well, now, this is something
Sooz, I heard about this song 6 months ago when Paul F Tompkins covered it. So you should come to me for up-to-date music knowledge. www.youtube.com/watch?v=peX5...
Vampire - Paul F Tompkins
YouTube video by Varietopia with Paul F. Tompkins
www.youtube.com
October 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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September 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary.
October 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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How to air layer a metasequoia BONSAI
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#Learn #tutor #bonsai
October 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Coming up on Programme 4: Gary Brooker (Procol Harum) is BROOKER
October 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Rally round the family
Pockets fulla Tums
January 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Imagine converting to Catholicism and getting personally reprimanded by 2 Popes within 6 years.

Truly an idiot before God.
September 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Democracy dies in diapers
presented without comment
September 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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The Ones Who Visit Omelas Without Doing a Ton of Research But Then on the Tour of Omelas They’re Like “Wait What the Fuck Did the Tour Guide Just Say”
September 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM