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Prestige 43 - Chicago/Rogers Park - non sentients / rancid shitty vibes get blocked
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so much for all this talk about “jesters privilege”. i’m currently being held in the pillory in the town square with a sign around my neck that says “CANCELED” as punishment for teaching the king’s parrot to say slurs he can’t reclaim
January 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Tomorrow, it’ll be 10 years without Bowie.
January 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
All this sneering vitriol from grown ass adults at entertainment primarily targeting 7 to 13 year olds.
can’t wait for filoni to invest all of lucasfilm’s creative resources into building the glup shitto-verse
Dave Filoni and Lywen Brennan will reportedly replace Kathleen Kennedy as the new co-presidents of Lucasfilm

• Dave Filoni will oversee all creative development

• Lywen Brennan will oversee executive duties

• Announcement is expected to be made in a couple weeks

(via Puck News)
January 7, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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here.. abrotchabuger... *PAFF*
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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In the Miami airport. Oohh… Aahhh.
December 20, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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WORKER I gotta read the meter in the yard
ME You have the power. You are in charge. I know you can feel love and compassion.
WORKER Huh
MY LIVE-IN CARETAKER He can only repeat the Sen. Ruth Martin speech from Silence of the Lambs. Just head on back.
ME My daughter is Catherine. Release her unharmed.
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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John M. Burns
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
“Please Carol, we would move heaven and earth to coerce you into admitting you like this played out overrated horseshit.”
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I had my political differences with Dick Cheney, but in person I found him warm, funny, a gracious host and surprisingly knowledgeable about music. Seeing The Jesus Lizard with him in 2009 was a blast, and he didn't hesitate to wade into the pit despite a few sidelong glances.
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
October 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Today's painting: "Zaku II," acrylic on canvas board, 11" x 14".
October 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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FLIPMODE
September 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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just guess
September 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I barely think about The Obelisk anymore. Couldn't care less about its strangely oily surface or the gentle hum of its presence
September 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I thought WEAPONS was handsomely made but hooking us with an intriguing premise before informing us that a wizard did it is why no one likes JJ Abrams anymore
September 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Chris Weston
September 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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September 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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September 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM