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Brett Lempereur
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Software Engineer and Automation Oberdada. Totally a real doctor of something.
And anyone who’s ever worked in Trust and Safety can see how this could easily happen because of humans.

Lol, my brother, have you never had an on-call page about blocking a major publisher?

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YouTube Goes Bonkers, Removes Windows 11 Bypass Tutorials, Claims 'Risk of Physical Harm'
When will these Big Tech platforms learn?
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November 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Incredible gig by Opus Kink @ Electric Ballroom tonight
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Me: *reading Detective Dog to four year-old”
Kid: “Daddy, why does the golf course only have one hole?”
Me: “Because it’s just a sign that represents a golf course without actually being one.”

It’s never too early to get your kids started on semiotics.
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
To the four year old: “You’re not in a Berlin nightclub, put your pants on”
October 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Sitting on cheap chairs can knacker people's backs, employers should provide good chairs, £200 is not much to spend on an office chair.
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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BALL x PIT Demo Update is LIVE on Steam!

🗺️ Base Expansion
👫 New Character: The Cohabitants
💜 Twitch Integration
🏐 New Balls & Evolutions
🌀 New Passives
🏛️ New Buildings
🏁 Leaderboards
🛠️ Balance, QoL + Fixes

All demo progress carries over - full game drops Oct 15!❤️‍🔥
October 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
BALL x PIT is a stunning game
Been too overwhelmed for a formal announcement post but BALL x PIT came out yesterday and I'm stunned by the response! I'm very grateful to everyone who helped make it possible.
October 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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No way I’m going to regret only eating pastries today that’s for sure
October 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Really hard to articulate how worrying trends in UK pol are.

The worst part is this is just the prelude - desperate grasping from established parties to seize some stake in what comes next.
you can currently claim at least partial child benefits if you're earning up to 80k so that would be, in theory.......basically all parents on ILR and settled status? wtaf
Here Lam explicitly sets out her proposal - which is official Conservative Party policy - to deport long-standing legal permanent residents who have *ever* claimed any benefit, including the state pension or child benefit (even if the child is British), or who earn less than £39K.
October 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
CADR — CDAR
For anyone in the market for some nerd knuckle tats:

P E E K — P O K E
E X P R — S T M T
P R E D — S U C C
T H E N — E L S E
October 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If you see a Lime (or other hire) bike parked somewhere “bad” then it’s okay to use the basket as a bin. If enough people did that they might actually solve the “lol that’s an externality” problem.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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resist libs pls don’t follow me ok
October 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
New Covid lending scheme
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
"The chancellor approved it"
October 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
"The chancellor approved it"
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“a supply chain attack”
October 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Poorly calibrated reviewer pool
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
"The chancellor approved it"
October 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
October 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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today was a huge anthropic release day, tons of stuff. other than that, not sure
September 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Anthropic releases Claude Sonnet 4.5 in latest bid for AI agents and coding supremacy
Anthropic releases Claude Sonnet 4.5 in latest bid for AI agents and coding supremacy
It can run autonomously for 30 hours straight, per Anthropic.
buff.ly
September 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
London is great! One of my favourite things to do is getting off the tube early and doing a ~45 random walk to the office. I always find something nice
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again.

Ignore the haters, London is the 🐐
September 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I mean, probably right?
September 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Peter Mandelson swooping back into government to do what he does best, get fired for an easily avoidable scandal
September 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Did Prince Andrew not sign the card? He’s kind of a bad friend
September 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I can't wait until Borderlands 4 comes out and I can stop trying to play Silksong
September 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Post an obscure album in your collection that always makes you think “Surely nobody else has got this?”
September 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM