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Bea Kaye
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🦬 🛼 📺 "While it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions."
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please give me a big cheese
Am I too late?
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Well I'm just realizing this shirt might not confer the right message when I wear a flannel
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"I'd love to, but I can't right now, my November Canva insights are ready"
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Big "`What' ain't no country I ever heard of!!" energy
Sen. Mark Kelly has released a statement.

"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Our license plates are just a place for the Office of Tourism to advertise, though
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Thank God. It was a weird Monday so far, we need Patti Labelle to kick off her shoes about it
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
"It was a tech coup, Charlie Brown."
latest peanuts special is too political for my tastes
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
every single day is a "gollum bullying himself in his head because he is hungry" conversation
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You: Remember to take your turkey out of the freezer to thaw 🙂

Wyoming: I'm so thankful I can finally butcher my turkeys this week because it's getting so annoying to feed them in this cold
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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ICE arrested outstanding journalist @davedeckerphoto.bsky.social while he was on assignment covering protests at the facility in Miami. Throw him some money please because as a freelancer he doesn't have the legal support backing a full-timer would and we need to continue fighting for a free press.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I become Hank Hill when you tell me you're smoking the Thanksgiving turkey

I want to taste food, not charcoal
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Just a quick reminder for Holiday shoppers... There's an ongoing sale at nixcomics.com

Buy some #comics, #zines and #records for cheap!
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The Not All Men loneliness epidemic
Again, there *is* no "male loneliness epidemic". There's just a loneliness epidemic in general.
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
When I said Gen Z reminded me of my grandparents' generation I didn't mean the Great Depression 2 needed to happen
GOLDMAN has some tough words about the young college-grad unemployment rate rising to 8.5%. 👀

“.. A further deterioration in employment opportunities .. perhaps reflecting AI and other efficiency-enhancing measures .. could have a disproportionate negative impact on consumer spending ..”
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses, Charlie Brown
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I truly think an act of protest that wouldn't actually hurt most people is to mail in a paper 1040 next year instead of filing electronically
Wait the IRS is using AI now? And so is TurboTax? Well bless my blueberry blue bonnet. Good news everyone! AI is in charge of money now, so it's a countdown to money no longer existing. That'll shake things up.
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Since February, according to my latest analysis, almost 600,000 Black women have been economically sidelined. The November 20, 2025, Jobs Report makes clear this isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. That is not a recovery. It is a redistribution of opportunity.
The exit economy is here. Black Women are paying the highest price | Fortune
This isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. And it's not a recovery, it's a redistribution of opportunity.
fortune.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Aw yeah, if nobody else has my back, the A Very British Bigotry blocklist has got my back
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I've been watching the quarter zip discourse with curiosity because in my experience men only wear those when they're trying to hide something, usually the fact they can't tie a tie evenly

Strange that it's a sign of propriety now
Just the other day, I saw someone say they are glad young black men are "wearing quarter zips" and putting away "Jordans," which they say are associated with "ratchet behavior." One should be careful about equating black culture with "ratchet behavior," as they are not one and the same.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm so tired of hearing this fucker lie, but do go the fuck on until your trial date
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Someone should tell the President about Shut the Fuck up Friday. I bet he'd like it.
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I just learned this the other day when I asked "What does 'Sooner' mean?"
Periodic reminder that the Sooners and that wagon celebrates the illegal settlement of indigenous lands before those treaties were formally broken by our govt.

They were legally prohibited, broke the treaty deliberately, and are celebrated for it.
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Oklahoma’s iconic mascot, the Sooner Schooner, has been running onto the field after OU scores at home games since 1964, becoming the official mascot in 1980. It’s pulled by ponies named Boomer and Sooner. Despite its share of mishaps, Sooner fans love the wagon.
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM