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Bea Kaye
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🦬 🛼 📺 "While it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions."
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Am I too late?
"It Was Definitely A Monday" mac and cheese
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Well I'm just realizing this shirt might not confer the right message when I wear a flannel
Me, in a t-shirt that says "County 10," but my flannel shirt covers the "Co" and "10"
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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That was last year's! And I liked it. You get new ones every year when you renew your registration.

My husband paid extra and got the 'wildlife conservation' plate this year. www.dot.state.wy.us/wildlife_plate
The new "Wildlife Conservation" license plate in Wyoming features a pronghorn antelope, just the Steamboat logo, no county identifier, and the words "WILDLIFE CONSERVATION" in big yellow letters. It costs $180 extra ($30 for the special plate fee and $150 to the Wildlife Conservation Fund.) We do not have taxes in Wyoming, we'll nickel and dime people every year with new vanity plates
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Our license plates are just a place for the Office of Tourism to advertise, though
The 2025/2026 revisions to the standard WY license plate. The plates are now obnoxiously red, white, and blue, include the seal of Wyoming superimposed over a buffalo AND the Steamboat logo, as well as "That's WY", our marketing slogan for the state, and "travelwyoming.com", the URL of the Office of Tourism. Also they have changed the way our license plates read. The "OT" part used to be your County's #. Now, it says like "6P" for a six passenger car or whatever, which is loathesome. I hate change and also my new plates for the year, is what I'm saying.
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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You Wouldn't Download A Chicken
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Aw yeah, if nobody else has my back, the A Very British Bigotry blocklist has got my back
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Panel 1: "Hey Orion, you have a package" Panel 2: Orion is opening his package and saying "Oh, my new belt!" Panel 3: Orion is wearing his belt and saying "Not as good as I expected" Panel 4: Orion is leaving a 3 star review
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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He wasn't forced to resign because of an Elvis wig.

It's because he is embarrassingly bad at his job
In 2008, he was reprimand and fined $750. The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported that the fine stemmed from him reducing the charges against a woman he was prosecuting after she offered to give him a baseball signed by Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Terry Bradshaw. Thornhill denied taking the baseball, which was a fake.
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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"How many licks does it ta-- stop that, wait"
Bite marks in a Tootsie Pop
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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RIP FROSTY KORNER
The Frosty Korner on MLK Blvd burned down and is a total loss. bit.ly/4oSivFS
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Here they are! Thanks, cspan! #86Democrars
Democratic Aguilar D-CA, Yea Amo D-RI, Yea Auchincloss D-MA, Yea Bera D-CA, Yea Bishop D-GA, Yea Boyle D-PA, Yea Budzinski D-IL, Yea Carbajal D-CA, Yea Case D-HI, Yea Castor D-FL, Yea Cherfilus-McCormick D-FL, Yea Cisneros D-CA, Yea Clark D-MA, Yea Clyburn D-SC, Yea Conaway D-NJ, Yea Correa D-CA, Yea Costa D-CA, Yea Craig DFL-MN, Yea Crow D-CO, Yea Cuellar D-TX, Yea Davis D-NC, Yea Deluzio D-PA, Yea Figures D-AL, Yea Foster D-IL, Yea Frankel D-FL, Yea Gillen D-NY, Yea Gluesenkamp Perez D-WA, Yea Golden D-ME, Yea Gonzalez D-TX, Yea Goodlander D-NH, Yea Gottheimer D-NJ, Yea Gray D-CA, Yea Harder D-CA, Yea Himes D-CT, Yea Horsford D-NV, Yea Houlahan D-PA, Yea Jeffries D-NY, Yea Johnson D-TX, Yea Kaptur D-OH, Yea Keating D-MA, Yea Landsman D-OH, Yea Lee D-NV, Yea Levin D-CA, Yea Lieu D-CA, Yea Lynch D-MA, Yea Magaziner D-RI, Yea Mannion D-NY, Yea McBath D-GA, Yea McClain Delaney D-MD, Yea McDonald Rivet D-MI, Yea Meeks D-NY, Yea Meng D-NY, Yea Morelle D-NY, Yea Morrison DFL-MN, Yea Moskowitz D-FL, Yea Moulton D-MA, Yea Mrvan D-IN, Yea Norcross D-NJ, Yea Panetta D-CA, Yea Pappas D-NH, Yea Peters D-CA, Yea Pettersen D-CO, Yea Pou D-NJ, Yea Riley D-NY, Yea Ruiz D-CA, Yea Ryan D-NY, Yea Salinas D-OR, Yea Schneider D-IL, Yea Scholten D-MI, Yea Schrier D-WA, Yea Schultz D-FL, Yea Sorensen D-IL, Yea Soto D-FL, Yea Stanton D-AZ, Yea Stevens D-MI, Yea Strickland D-WA, Yea Suozzi D-NY, Yea Sykes D-OH, Yea Titus D-NV, Yea Torres D-NY, Yea Trahan D-MA, Yea Vasquez D-NM, Yea Vindman D-VA, Yea Walkinshaw D-VA, Yea Whitesides D-CA, Yea Wilson D-FL, Yea
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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It's hilarious that the list of people to primary is 86 names long, is all
Eighty-six Democrats joined with Republicans to approve the measure. Two others voted present. No Republican voted to oppose it.
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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I pay zero dollars for this game, have no idea what the actual objectives or goals are, do not read up on any gameplay strategy.

I am here for the video game dev who carefully animated a musk ox smiling like a goofball
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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"this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed." Extra Credit for sticker photos
Me showing off two new stickers I'd received I am wearing lipstick, which is unusual
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Truly a phenomenal banana I guess
Tumblr post from October 26, 2016: the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn't bill's only side bitch?? Tumblr post dated "yesterday": you gotta be fucking kidding me
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Aww, I'm gonna name him Spotify
Screenshot of Reddit /mildlyinteresting A photo of a snake carrying a penny in its mouth Caption: Snake outside my front door had a penny
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Well, this is a pleasant video from two Boomers in Detroit reminding you why you need to be aware of your surroundings if you're white.
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Go on....
The "Wolverine gazing at a framed photo with fondness" meme except it's a photo of Adar, the father of the Urak Hai Who can 100% GET IT DADDY
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I say this with love but this poster from an event last week illustrates why exactly they don't need the services of a graphic designer in my town (and I work remotely for a neighboring community)
Flyer (with personal info redacted): - "ANNUAL HARVEST FEASTIVAL" in big gold letters moving in mysterious ways - "$5 get your name in the hat for CASH prizes" in big purple letters all moving up and to the left - "Guess how many in the jar" in small black italicized upper case font next to a stock photo of jellybeans in a jar All of the previous were superimposed over an illustration of fall leaves Silent Auction (up and to the right) in bright red NOVEMBER 8th in a brown typeface that absolutely is not in the same family as the other fonts, and it's not even adopted, it's just trying to hide in the center of the page like a toddler standing behind a curtain assuming you won't see it but we definitely see it You know what I love this poster. It is ugly as hell and it tells you exactly what you want to know. SOUP TO GO! $2/cup!!! Also SOUP AND BREAD is a $5 donation!!
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Monday, 8 am, The Future

Your garage door opener has sent you a letter stating that, for FREE, it will tell your favorite catalogue how to let the unregulated mailman into your house
Email from MyQ explaining it will give a code to Amazon drivers that will let them into your garage, free if you have Amazon Prime I personally believe this shit is why we have to suffer Nazis like Peter Thiel. Thoughts?
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Universal Basic Income in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo/font
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Fixed it
NYT headline that reads "Hustlers (2019) Reveals a Lost New York: The disgraced financiers recently released documents are steeped in a clubby world that is all but gone." I have not read the article
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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What a weird scroll I just had
Chicago Sun Times article about how the weather may affect tear gas use Then Emily's post
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Peewee Herman meditating on Chair-ry
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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This week's #Sketchvember dump

Coloring is therapy
A zen doodle of yarn balls I have colored orange A doodle collage of Thanksgiving related items like pumpkins and turkey It's Jeff, the land shark, and I'm not sure what issue this was a redraw of Zen doodle of yarn balls with a blue clown deer I saw on Tumblr in the foreground
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM