Bea Kaye
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🦬 🛼 📺 "While it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions."
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In 2020 an item in my store cost $99 and in 2025 it cost $250 and I'm telling you it's exactly the same
In 2020 an item in my store cost $99 and in 2025 it cost $250 and I'm telling you it's exactly the same
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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In 2020 an item in my store cost $99 and in 2025 it cost $250 and I'm telling you it's exactly the same
In 2020 an item in my store cost $99 and in 2025 it cost $250 and I'm telling you it's exactly the same
The emails have begun
It is Monday
It is Monday
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The emails have begun
It is Monday
It is Monday
We have that but for public schools
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
We have that but for public schools
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It's worse; Duchamp was on the board at the art gallery and on the jury overseeing submissions. The rest of the board hid the entire thing from him not knowing he'd sent it in.
It's like insisting Duchamp was just being a stupid troll while meanwhile you're destabilizing the entire U.S. economy
It's like insisting Duchamp was just being a stupid troll while meanwhile you're destabilizing the entire U.S. economy
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It's worse; Duchamp was on the board at the art gallery and on the jury overseeing submissions. The rest of the board hid the entire thing from him not knowing he'd sent it in.
It's like insisting Duchamp was just being a stupid troll while meanwhile you're destabilizing the entire U.S. economy
It's like insisting Duchamp was just being a stupid troll while meanwhile you're destabilizing the entire U.S. economy
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a french dude mailing a toilet an art gallery to protest their pay to play policies isn't art but me typing "garfield the cat beautiful anime woman big breasts photorealistic and she is looking at me with tender affection i complete her life and give her meaning" is
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
a french dude mailing a toilet an art gallery to protest their pay to play policies isn't art but me typing "garfield the cat beautiful anime woman big breasts photorealistic and she is looking at me with tender affection i complete her life and give her meaning" is
Sure do miss them Obama prices
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Sure do miss them Obama prices
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I don't know if there's anything left to say after this
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I don't know if there's anything left to say after this
I remember in 2000 when our election was decided by the Supreme Court, yeah
Remember in 2000 when Al Gore was repeatedly misquoted as having said he invented the internet and that was seen the eyes of many as disqualifying him from office? Simpler times. Today, Trump makes up lies equivalent to "I invented the internet" 30 times a week and no one bats an eye. Good job media
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I remember in 2000 when our election was decided by the Supreme Court, yeah
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"I want history to remember me not just as the first black woman to be elected to Congress, not as the first black woman to have made a bid for the presidency of the United States, but as a black woman who lived in the 20th century and dared to be herself."
Shirley Chisholm, born on this day in 1924
Shirley Chisholm, born on this day in 1924
November 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
"I want history to remember me not just as the first black woman to be elected to Congress, not as the first black woman to have made a bid for the presidency of the United States, but as a black woman who lived in the 20th century and dared to be herself."
Shirley Chisholm, born on this day in 1924
Shirley Chisholm, born on this day in 1924
I don't know if there's anything left to say after this
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I don't know if there's anything left to say after this
"Unseasoned" pretty much sums up all the Neo Nazis at this point
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"Unseasoned" pretty much sums up all the Neo Nazis at this point
Buncha lil guys and a maybe failed background technique
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Buncha lil guys and a maybe failed background technique
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ice is using uber stickers on their cars as a disguise
heads up pdx
heads up pdx
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
ice is using uber stickers on their cars as a disguise
heads up pdx
heads up pdx
Tired: JD Vance should be excommunicated
Wired: We hired three Etsy witches to curse JD Vance's forehead. If you see it shrinking no you don't
Wired: We hired three Etsy witches to curse JD Vance's forehead. If you see it shrinking no you don't
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Tired: JD Vance should be excommunicated
Wired: We hired three Etsy witches to curse JD Vance's forehead. If you see it shrinking no you don't
Wired: We hired three Etsy witches to curse JD Vance's forehead. If you see it shrinking no you don't
I can fix gaming if you just let me develop a game where you inherit a magic grief bazooka and explode the grim reaper until your grandma returns
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I can fix gaming if you just let me develop a game where you inherit a magic grief bazooka and explode the grim reaper until your grandma returns
What's something fun to watch? Not really in the mood for grimdark during a blizzard ❄️
November 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
What's something fun to watch? Not really in the mood for grimdark during a blizzard ❄️
Tom Cruise: DID YOU ORDER THE FOLLOW-ON STRIKE?
Pete Hegseth, crying: I think I shit myself daddy
Pete Hegseth, crying: I think I shit myself daddy
5/ Administration explanation to Congress seems to be a bold-face falsehood: claiming double-tap strike was to clear debris, not to kill survivors.
"That explanation has prompted frustration among some members of Congress who say they believe the Pentagon was deceptive."
"That explanation has prompted frustration among some members of Congress who say they believe the Pentagon was deceptive."
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Tom Cruise: DID YOU ORDER THE FOLLOW-ON STRIKE?
Pete Hegseth, crying: I think I shit myself daddy
Pete Hegseth, crying: I think I shit myself daddy
The most difficult part about being a Christian is dealing with other Christians
It's not really like leftist infighting at all, looks more like JD Vance throwing pissy shitty baby tantrums that we all just have to endure because it's ain't Christian to pray he gets struck by lightning
It's not really like leftist infighting at all, looks more like JD Vance throwing pissy shitty baby tantrums that we all just have to endure because it's ain't Christian to pray he gets struck by lightning
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The most difficult part about being a Christian is dealing with other Christians
It's not really like leftist infighting at all, looks more like JD Vance throwing pissy shitty baby tantrums that we all just have to endure because it's ain't Christian to pray he gets struck by lightning
It's not really like leftist infighting at all, looks more like JD Vance throwing pissy shitty baby tantrums that we all just have to endure because it's ain't Christian to pray he gets struck by lightning
What do you do with a problem like three Marias
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
What do you do with a problem like three Marias
CVS doesn't have the change
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
CVS doesn't have the change
"Well if the Lions aren't gonna do anything, I'm gonna go get this thing stuck" - a boat guy maybe
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"Well if the Lions aren't gonna do anything, I'm gonna go get this thing stuck" - a boat guy maybe
This timeline is cursed
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This timeline is cursed
Well I wasn't expecting this but it's also new wig day. The brunette one is gonna need work
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Well I wasn't expecting this but it's also new wig day. The brunette one is gonna need work