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they/them

just a girl who briefly served time in federal prison for drug conspiracy with some pretty chill dudes, and that's probably the most interesting thing about me.
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Facts like this make me think about when I used to like learning new things about different kinds of stuff
the January 6th pipe bomb guy was a brony who faved over 300 pictures of a nazi my little pony character on Derpibooru, the fandom's largest image site.

@derpibooru.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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“On behalf of Director Park Chan-wook's new film, we are cordially inviting all Fortune 500 CEOs to a special screening of NO OTHER CHOICE.

This is truly a film that speaks to our gracious executive leaders and the culture they have cultivated.”

Beast mode shit.
December 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
tummy hurts. surely it wasn't the 7oz bag of juicy nerds gummy clusters i ate today
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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I ""watched"" multiple episodes of a show I do not watch to make this.
December 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I love this reply so much
December 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
listening to voxtrot and playing final fantasy xi, feels like i'm back in high school
December 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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It's a defining feature of the Trump Era: unqualified people in big important jobs who don't want to do them and can't anyway so they spend a lot of time pretending to do it on TV and social media.
I’m sorry but why is the head of cbs news on tv herself
December 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Same
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
December 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
merry christmas gamers
December 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Game of 2 decades FFXI too wow damn lets go!!!!!!
best ongoing game goes to ffxi yay yippee woo hoo
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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while KOSA passed the subcommittee, there is still the full committee meeting it needs to go through before being voted on by the Senate/House

support is more split on it than you'd think, we just need to pull away enough votes to block it. CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES!

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December 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i'd love to join in and throw some stones here, but i have trouble getting more than 1 like on a post here in my glass house
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Tonight we let the Charlie Kirk wine talk
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
🤞
December 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
help
December 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
all the best looking coffee mugs have lead paint. just the price you pay
December 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM