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em k ultra 🗡️
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they/them

just a girl who briefly served time in federal prison for drug conspiracy with some pretty chill dudes, and that's probably the most interesting thing about me.
i mean what is this saying? this is directing them not to use the information that an inmate is trans to figure out where they're housed? functionally how is that going to work? just gonna pretend that they aren't trans?
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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earlier today, humble delisted bafflingly controversial art game horses. now, just as suddenly, horses has been relisted. the director of the studio behind the game tells me this was because of a review of the game's content prompted by press coverage
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
yo check out my boy teerth
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
what i hear when evie watches jeff gerstman rank nes games:
*beep boop beep beep beep boop beep beep*
its no master chu and the drunken hu....
*beep boop beep beep beep boop beep beep*
its worse than bugs bunny battletanks...
*beep boop beep beep beep boop beep beep*
its better than bible buffet
It should be @giantbomb.bsky.social but that’s mostly on the live site chat. Instead it’s my NES education thanks to @jeffgerstmann.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i asked my girlfriend for a very simple photoshop and she took it upon herself to put my face on it
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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if all the people who thought this way disappeared the world would be unequivocally better in every way
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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like if you told me this list was “all-time best selling discs at walmart locations” i’d be like hmm yeah makes sense
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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caleb hearon come on better offline
Caleb Hearon on AI: "They're in the process right now of manufacturing consent for this technology and when ... they offer you hundreds of thousands of dollars to do an ad deal for them, they are doing that because they need your help to manufacture consent for this."
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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you better spotify WRAP that shit up

get it?
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
no spotify, so here's my 2025 last.fm 5x5
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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oh wow you mean rounding up day laborers outside home depot or extorting universities into donating to his library hasnt improved your material conditions? what about how trans kids cant play jv volleyball anymore, did that help you at all? who could have known
The Trump they're getting isn't the one they voted for.
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
i watched a whopping 13 hours of twitch
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Mad Men 4K
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
dog has to pay the price to sit in my lap (i get to smooch his cute lil head)
December 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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I played through HORSES last night (via Epic, lol). Is it messed up? Absolutely. It’s a very adult game, both in its themes and experiences.

Every time I’ve hit “Search the store” on Steam today, it autofills with trending games, the top one being Slut Squad.

Where does Steam draw the line?
Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Holy shit, I’m rewatching, and just caught this. Can’t believe they missed it
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Guys, I'm devastated. We had to react to a paper about how to carbon date remains in paleontology class, and I was failed just for replying that fossils were placed there to test our faith in christ Jesus. What did I do wrong? Will this religious discrimination never end???
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
really funny of 8bitdo to put all these extra buttons on the controller and give you no way to map them to anything but other buttons already on the controller
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM