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just a girl who briefly served time in federal prison for drug conspiracy with some pretty chill dudes, and that's probably the most interesting thing about me.
just a girl who briefly served time in federal prison for drug conspiracy with some pretty chill dudes, and that's probably the most interesting thing about me.
yo check out my boy teerth
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
yo check out my boy teerth
looking at the version i asked for and honestly, she made the right call
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
looking at the version i asked for and honestly, she made the right call
i asked my girlfriend for a very simple photoshop and she took it upon herself to put my face on it
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
i asked my girlfriend for a very simple photoshop and she took it upon herself to put my face on it
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
dog has to pay the price to sit in my lap (i get to smooch his cute lil head)
December 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
dog has to pay the price to sit in my lap (i get to smooch his cute lil head)
really funny of 8bitdo to put all these extra buttons on the controller and give you no way to map them to anything but other buttons already on the controller
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
really funny of 8bitdo to put all these extra buttons on the controller and give you no way to map them to anything but other buttons already on the controller
somebody please come farm job cards with me. my warrior, she needs them so badly
December 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
somebody please come farm job cards with me. my warrior, she needs them so badly
real butthole clencher moment where i couldn't find my holy water
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
real butthole clencher moment where i couldn't find my holy water
i've played this game a lot over the last 20+ years, but i don't think i've taken this particular sight in since i was a tiny lil 6th grader, leveling my first character in east sarutabaruta. say what you will about vana'bout, it's really made my old ass nostalgic
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i've played this game a lot over the last 20+ years, but i don't think i've taken this particular sight in since i was a tiny lil 6th grader, leveling my first character in east sarutabaruta. say what you will about vana'bout, it's really made my old ass nostalgic
i think you photographed the arm
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i think you photographed the arm
really unfortunate that i'll be working again soon because i want to spend all my time making a terpischore
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
really unfortunate that i'll be working again soon because i want to spend all my time making a terpischore
currently drinking a zero sugar strawberry skittles flavored water
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
currently drinking a zero sugar strawberry skittles flavored water
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
girlfriend isn’t home rn so i get to play final fantasy xi on the big screen 😈😈
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
girlfriend isn’t home rn so i get to play final fantasy xi on the big screen 😈😈
i miss the summer, i want to show off my thighs again
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i miss the summer, i want to show off my thighs again
scored a tartarus platemail from a mars orb the other day. was really hoping for more stuff i could sell, but i guess i'll lockstyle this from time to time
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
scored a tartarus platemail from a mars orb the other day. was really hoping for more stuff i could sell, but i guess i'll lockstyle this from time to time
my new favorite thing is car crash videos where they’ve spliced in this image of ryan gosling and have nightcall playing
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
my new favorite thing is car crash videos where they’ve spliced in this image of ryan gosling and have nightcall playing
pictured: the drop of water that turned on the kettle
October 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
pictured: the drop of water that turned on the kettle
spending all day here waiting for an NM spawn isn't so bad i guess
October 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
spending all day here waiting for an NM spawn isn't so bad i guess