ChristmAlex Carlson
@blankpagealex.bsky.social
literature. cinema. musicals. baseball. pie.
Minnesotan
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Minnesotan
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Refreshingly clear language from the NYT
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Refreshingly clear language from the NYT
Losing Buck would be a devastating blow. If it happens, will anyone attend a game in 2026?
Jeff Passan of ESPN is reported that Minnesota Twins superstar center fielder Byron Buxton is now willing to waive his no-trade clause. #twins #minnesota #mntwins
Passan: Buxton Willing To Waive No-Trade Clause
Jeff Passan of ESPN is reported that Minnesota Twins superstar center fielder Byron Buxton is now willing to waive his no-trade clause.
dlvr.it
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Losing Buck would be a devastating blow. If it happens, will anyone attend a game in 2026?
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It has “Christmas In Hollis” and “Let It Snow.” It has Christmas packing tape and a Christmas tree at a Christmas party. It has a Santa suit and “HO-HO-HO.” It happens at Christmas and involves a visit for Christmas. This is not a hard question.
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 AM
It has “Christmas In Hollis” and “Let It Snow.” It has Christmas packing tape and a Christmas tree at a Christmas party. It has a Santa suit and “HO-HO-HO.” It happens at Christmas and involves a visit for Christmas. This is not a hard question.
Caught up with the latest Pluribus and that ending was cruel.
Also, probably the best episode so far.
Also, probably the best episode so far.
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Caught up with the latest Pluribus and that ending was cruel.
Also, probably the best episode so far.
Also, probably the best episode so far.
November reading. Pretty good month - passed my annual goal and read/listened to mostly enjoyable books.
#booksky 💙📚👀 #storygraph
#booksky 💙📚👀 #storygraph
December 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
November reading. Pretty good month - passed my annual goal and read/listened to mostly enjoyable books.
#booksky 💙📚👀 #storygraph
#booksky 💙📚👀 #storygraph
There is nothing more humiliating for a middle schooler than being seen with a jacket on.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
There is nothing more humiliating for a middle schooler than being seen with a jacket on.
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Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.”
People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health
The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...
hsph.harvard.edu
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.”
People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
“Sing me a song”
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“Sing me a song”
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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minnesota nice means fuck ice
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
minnesota nice means fuck ice
Wicked 2 is bad y’all.
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Wicked 2 is bad y’all.
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The fact that Coca-cola made another AI Christmas advert is not a surprise.
The fact that they made a FUCKING AI MAKING OF video to try and convince people they DIDN'T use AI is next level.
youtu.be/d9HkwDQNofA
The fact that they made a FUCKING AI MAKING OF video to try and convince people they DIDN'T use AI is next level.
youtu.be/d9HkwDQNofA
Coca-Cola's AI Holiday Ad Keeps Getting Worse
YouTube video by Justin Bellman
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
The fact that Coca-cola made another AI Christmas advert is not a surprise.
The fact that they made a FUCKING AI MAKING OF video to try and convince people they DIDN'T use AI is next level.
youtu.be/d9HkwDQNofA
The fact that they made a FUCKING AI MAKING OF video to try and convince people they DIDN'T use AI is next level.
youtu.be/d9HkwDQNofA
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About 30 cars of ICE and DEA agents staging st Newell park in St. Paul
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
About 30 cars of ICE and DEA agents staging st Newell park in St. Paul
Top 5 Movie Genres:
- Artist going through some shit
- Walking through a beautiful city while talking
- Fantasy world with no exposition
- Oh sweet, it’s Jim Broadbent!
- Musicals
- Artist going through some shit
- Walking through a beautiful city while talking
- Fantasy world with no exposition
- Oh sweet, it’s Jim Broadbent!
- Musicals
Top 5 movie genres:
Masculinity is a prison
Fucked-up parents with lots of books
It’s a documentary… or is it
Toxic couple with amazing sex life
Blue aliens befriend space whales
Masculinity is a prison
Fucked-up parents with lots of books
It’s a documentary… or is it
Toxic couple with amazing sex life
Blue aliens befriend space whales
Top 5 movie genres are:
heist
intelligence/espionage thriller
pitch perfect
cerebral ensemble oscar fodder drama
heist some more
heist
intelligence/espionage thriller
pitch perfect
cerebral ensemble oscar fodder drama
heist some more
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Top 5 Movie Genres:
- Artist going through some shit
- Walking through a beautiful city while talking
- Fantasy world with no exposition
- Oh sweet, it’s Jim Broadbent!
- Musicals
- Artist going through some shit
- Walking through a beautiful city while talking
- Fantasy world with no exposition
- Oh sweet, it’s Jim Broadbent!
- Musicals
This might already be a top ten all-time Onion article.
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
theonion.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This might already be a top ten all-time Onion article.
Who found these results “shocking”?
MIT recently completed the first brain-scan study on #ChatGPT users—and the results are deeply revealing.
Rather than boosting brain function, prolonged #AI use may be dulling it. #science #MIT #brainscience #sciencesky
www.media.mit.edu/projects/you...
Rather than boosting brain function, prolonged #AI use may be dulling it. #science #MIT #brainscience #sciencesky
www.media.mit.edu/projects/you...
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Who found these results “shocking”?
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I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
![A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below:
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean:
brb = bell rang bro
rofl = rang out for lost (crew)
bff = big freakin' freigher
lol = Load of Ore on the Lake
smh = shift minutes to hours
glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter
tbh = taconite be haulin'
stfu = steer the freighter upwind
tfw = that freakin' witch (of November)
asl = a ship lost
gg = Gitche Gumee
idc = immoderate deadweight capacity
btw = beneath the waves
afk = a freighter kaput
hbd = hauler's beacon down
ily = iron load yonder
jk = just [24] kilometers
lmao = lost my abyssal ore
nbd = north bound draft
glhf = good lord, hold flooding
omg = obliteratingly massive gales
tmi = too much iron
wtf = White Fish (Bay)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccm7gttkbfs2eyyrlpshmeun/bafkreib6ughtj23oqdskaisavrueyn6fijujbp2e663h6p6ukx74lbibyu@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
Hopefully this will prevent the next COVID and 9/11. @nicklutsko.bsky.social
‘GREMLINS 3’ will release on November 19, 2027 in theaters.
Chris Columbus will return to direct.
Chris Columbus will return to direct.
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Hopefully this will prevent the next COVID and 9/11. @nicklutsko.bsky.social
I’m that annoying person that has already started listening to Christmas music. 50 days to Christmas today, so you know what? I’m gonna post 50 songs, 1 per day. Please reply or quote with your faves. 🎄🎅🏻
1) “Little Drummer Boy” by Leslie Odom, Jr. ft. Mzansi Youth Choir
youtu.be/PAcbSvhTLHk?...
1) “Little Drummer Boy” by Leslie Odom, Jr. ft. Mzansi Youth Choir
youtu.be/PAcbSvhTLHk?...
Leslie Odom Jr. - Little Drummer Boy (feat. Mzansi Youth Choir) [Official Video]
YouTube video by Leslie Odom Jr.
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I’m that annoying person that has already started listening to Christmas music. 50 days to Christmas today, so you know what? I’m gonna post 50 songs, 1 per day. Please reply or quote with your faves. 🎄🎅🏻
1) “Little Drummer Boy” by Leslie Odom, Jr. ft. Mzansi Youth Choir
youtu.be/PAcbSvhTLHk?...
1) “Little Drummer Boy” by Leslie Odom, Jr. ft. Mzansi Youth Choir
youtu.be/PAcbSvhTLHk?...
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a cancer vaccine that has shown STUNNING results, PREVENTING up to 88% of MULTIPLE aggressive cancers by harnessing dual-pathway nanoparticles that train the immune system to recognize and destroy tumor cells. In some cases, it COMPLETELY prevented metastasis.
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a cancer vaccine that has shown STUNNING results, PREVENTING up to 88% of MULTIPLE aggressive cancers by harnessing dual-pathway nanoparticles that train the immune system to recognize and destroy tumor cells. In some cases, it COMPLETELY prevented metastasis.
My easy lunch lately has been to throw about 3-5 chicken breasts in a crockpot with a half bottle of Trader Joe’s Soyaki. Then I cook some rice and bake some broccoli then combine it all into a bunch of separate containers and top with sesame seeds. It makes about 4-6 lunches for the week.
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My easy lunch lately has been to throw about 3-5 chicken breasts in a crockpot with a half bottle of Trader Joe’s Soyaki. Then I cook some rice and bake some broccoli then combine it all into a bunch of separate containers and top with sesame seeds. It makes about 4-6 lunches for the week.
Happy birthday to this guy!
November 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Happy birthday to this guy!
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"That one banner of Shōhei Ohtani eating an onigiri that's in front of every FamilyMart"
(the banner reads: "I was born in a country that has delicious rice balls")
x.com/dailyportalz...
(the banner reads: "I was born in a country that has delicious rice balls")
x.com/dailyportalz...
November 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"That one banner of Shōhei Ohtani eating an onigiri that's in front of every FamilyMart"
(the banner reads: "I was born in a country that has delicious rice balls")
x.com/dailyportalz...
(the banner reads: "I was born in a country that has delicious rice balls")
x.com/dailyportalz...