worker bee
@bjmarquez.bsky.social
career servant, hobby gardener, bird feeder
How is it that my partner is highly visual but faceblind, while I seem to be aphantastic but can recognize any sitcom guest star and list their credits
February 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
How is it that my partner is highly visual but faceblind, while I seem to be aphantastic but can recognize any sitcom guest star and list their credits
I love when the phone tells me it’s optimizing battery charging based on how long I’ll have it plugged in. I love a little reminder of “hey, if there’s an earthquake in the wee hours don’t expect this to be fully charged”
February 16, 2026 at 9:09 AM
I love when the phone tells me it’s optimizing battery charging based on how long I’ll have it plugged in. I love a little reminder of “hey, if there’s an earthquake in the wee hours don’t expect this to be fully charged”
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valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
February 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
All of this immigration shit has been a concession to years of loudmouth old bitches standing up at town halls and saying “I don’t want to see people wearing turbans in the grocery store! Is this a white country or ain’t it?!” It’s pure and stupid racism, the way grandma used to make
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
All of this immigration shit has been a concession to years of loudmouth old bitches standing up at town halls and saying “I don’t want to see people wearing turbans in the grocery store! Is this a white country or ain’t it?!” It’s pure and stupid racism, the way grandma used to make
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thanks to all of you, we paid four more families rent today.
February 12, 2026 at 11:54 PM
thanks to all of you, we paid four more families rent today.
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February 13, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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I don’t want to hear that AI is conscious from people who believe most other humans are philosophical zombies
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I don’t want to hear that AI is conscious from people who believe most other humans are philosophical zombies
This is the point.
People think AI is aware but would hesitate before saying a tree is aware
Not to mention other mammals
Not to mention OTHER HUMANS
People think AI is aware but would hesitate before saying a tree is aware
Not to mention other mammals
Not to mention OTHER HUMANS
A tree has a nervous system and is likely more conscious than this shit. Shut the fuck up already.
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
This is the point.
People think AI is aware but would hesitate before saying a tree is aware
Not to mention other mammals
Not to mention OTHER HUMANS
People think AI is aware but would hesitate before saying a tree is aware
Not to mention other mammals
Not to mention OTHER HUMANS
why am I hearing a pop song sample gymnopedie no. 1
February 12, 2026 at 4:27 AM
why am I hearing a pop song sample gymnopedie no. 1
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Marshall McLuhan would say if it *wasn't* in Spanish the message wouldn't have been delivered.
The Superbowl halftime in Spanish during a time Trump has institutionalized brutality against Hispanic immigrants *is the message*.
It's a national middle finger to fascism.
But not everyone gets it.
The Superbowl halftime in Spanish during a time Trump has institutionalized brutality against Hispanic immigrants *is the message*.
It's a national middle finger to fascism.
But not everyone gets it.
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Marshall McLuhan would say if it *wasn't* in Spanish the message wouldn't have been delivered.
The Superbowl halftime in Spanish during a time Trump has institutionalized brutality against Hispanic immigrants *is the message*.
It's a national middle finger to fascism.
But not everyone gets it.
The Superbowl halftime in Spanish during a time Trump has institutionalized brutality against Hispanic immigrants *is the message*.
It's a national middle finger to fascism.
But not everyone gets it.
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They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
Complaining about not understanding Spanish as if they understand English in the first place
February 9, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Complaining about not understanding Spanish as if they understand English in the first place
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At the end of the day, it does not matter who the kid is. He has one more Grammy than Kid Rock.
February 9, 2026 at 7:28 AM
At the end of the day, it does not matter who the kid is. He has one more Grammy than Kid Rock.
Update: I have now seen this protest visually referenced in the Super Bowl halftime show… change my view?
I’ve never heard of this protest
On July 28, 1917, nearly 10,000 African Americans marched down NYC’s Fifth Avenue in total silence. No chanting. No shouting. Just the steady beat of muffled drums. Why did they choose silence to make the loudest statement in history? Let's dive in. (cont)
billmoyers.com/story/africa...
billmoyers.com/story/africa...
February 9, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Update: I have now seen this protest visually referenced in the Super Bowl halftime show… change my view?
this is Pokémon, not real. not possible cutest eyeball seed organic reality 👀
February 9, 2026 at 7:29 AM
this is Pokémon, not real. not possible cutest eyeball seed organic reality 👀
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couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 AM
couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
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“If this is so, which it is—“
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 AM
“If this is so, which it is—“
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The NYT fired everyone who knew that sugar cane is kinda important to Puerto Rico.
They're dumber than dogshit over there. This is so fucking embarrassing.
They're dumber than dogshit over there. This is so fucking embarrassing.
At the start of his Super Bowl performance, Bad Bunny appeared in a field of green grass wearing a jersey featuring the number “64.” Fans immediately started tossing out theories about what the number meant.
What Was the ‘Ocasio 64’ Reference on Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Look?
And where did his suit come from? The answers may surprise.
nyti.ms
February 9, 2026 at 4:36 AM
The NYT fired everyone who knew that sugar cane is kinda important to Puerto Rico.
They're dumber than dogshit over there. This is so fucking embarrassing.
They're dumber than dogshit over there. This is so fucking embarrassing.
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The vibe of the Halftime Show
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The vibe of the Halftime Show
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Did my tree pruning for the winter and had a bunch of branches without a use. With only a couple tools I made a whistle in 15 minutes, in case you might need a whistle some day soon. 🌱
February 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Did my tree pruning for the winter and had a bunch of branches without a use. With only a couple tools I made a whistle in 15 minutes, in case you might need a whistle some day soon. 🌱
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Stern’s case was dismissed when his lawyers proved that before he could actually solicit the prostitute he stepped on a wooden board covered in tacks, fell down a flight of stairs, flew through a glass door, and slid down an icy sidewalk chased by pit bulls. deadline.com/2026/02/dani...
‘Home Alone’ Actor Daniel Stern’s Prostitution Solicitation Case Dismissed
Home Alone actor Daniel Stern has been cleared of a misdemeanor prostitution solicitation charge.
deadline.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Stern’s case was dismissed when his lawyers proved that before he could actually solicit the prostitute he stepped on a wooden board covered in tacks, fell down a flight of stairs, flew through a glass door, and slid down an icy sidewalk chased by pit bulls. deadline.com/2026/02/dani...
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My whole life I’ve lived alongside people whose families were working on their documentation, seekers of refuge from war, working people. I was aware when the rhetoric shifted in the ‘90s (to “taking your jobs”) and then shifted back (to “we can afford to give everyone an opportunity”)
February 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
My whole life I’ve lived alongside people whose families were working on their documentation, seekers of refuge from war, working people. I was aware when the rhetoric shifted in the ‘90s (to “taking your jobs”) and then shifted back (to “we can afford to give everyone an opportunity”)