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🎄Holly Jolly Bi Goblin🎄
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The Baroness of Banana Splits

https://depop.com/threadyornot
If you try to figure out why narcissists do what they do, you will drive yourself nuts.

The logic isn’t there.
The why doesn’t matter.

What matters is they should go kick rocks. Far, far away.
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Michelle Branch
Wilco (2x)
Neil Young
Bikini Kill
Big Thief
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Ozzfest 2000
Buzz Bake Sales 2005 to 2008
Disturbed
Linkin Park
Korn
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Iron Maiden
U2
BB King
Simple Minds
Kenny Rogers
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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If you are wondering, wtaf is up. THIS! This is what's up!!!
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
4: “Why did the chicken sit down?”

Me: “Why?”

4: “Her parents were DEAD.”

Me: 😳

4: “So was that funny?”
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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🧵We cannot in gatekeep the Autistic identity behind a formal diagnosis of ASD when identification

1) lowers suicide risk
2) improves efficacy of psychotherapy
3) increases feelings of self worth

And does nothing harmful with appropriate psych care (if needed) besides make people upset, apparently!
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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And what about her pubes?
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
IRS stands for

It’s
Really (a)
Suggestion
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I got a Master’s in Assertiveness from 12 years in rhe city of Chicago.

You’re welcome, Hoosiers
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Omfg I’ve been sitting here like “wow I have so much money this month, it’s a miracle!”

Just realized I forgot to pay my mortgage 🫩

Well that was a relaxing 4 days while it lasted
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
If you don’t think I’m gonna thrift clothes for your baby, you are sorely mistaken
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Did anyone else just google “Fiero” and learn also, it’s a car
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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is gay real. is lesbians real. homosexuality: real? gay sex: how do it
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Gay apparel? In this economy?
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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At this point, I watch #StrangerThings for Priah Ferguson. She is such an amazing, young actor and delivers a solid performance every time she’s on screen.

Also, HMU and wardrobe style her soooo perfectly! Very Black 80s coded!
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Can’t stop thinking about the parallels between Vecna and narcissists #strangerthings
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
“Gay people are fucking powerful”

- Stranger Things S5 P1
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Sitting at the auto body shop with my phone on 5% and only tinted prescription sunglasses at 5 pm in winter

Yes I do have adhd why do you ask
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Me: “Idk if I can afford gifts this year, family”

Also me: *Takes a tag off the Christmas tree at the grocery store*
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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When you want your soup to insult you
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Sorry I stopped posting it’s just that I hate this website
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Halloween
*blink*
Dec 1
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
🎶On the first day as an LGBT therapist, the universe gave to me:

5 codependent bisexuals!!!!
4 asexual AuDHDers
3 avoidant lesbians
2 gay men with orthorexia
And 1 depressed Trans woman🎶
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
#WickedForGood was good, but a few too many clock ticks long if you ask me
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM