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Like we’re honestly not asking for that much … just be nice and don’t act like your wife is your mom
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Like we’re honestly not asking for that much … just be nice and don’t act like your wife is your mom
No, babe. Liking Doritos doesn’t make you straight! It’s just a bridge you can use to connect to them.
Ooo maybe you should make a rainbow dorito bridge in solidarity
Ooo maybe you should make a rainbow dorito bridge in solidarity
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
No, babe. Liking Doritos doesn’t make you straight! It’s just a bridge you can use to connect to them.
Ooo maybe you should make a rainbow dorito bridge in solidarity
Ooo maybe you should make a rainbow dorito bridge in solidarity
I should start responding “blessed be” lol
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I should start responding “blessed be” lol
Only someone who has never been responsible for the mental load of running a household would say it’s an imaginary problem.
Also, we don’t want or expect you to manage it instead of us… this isn’t Disneyland. Just pick up your fucking socks, put your plate in the dishwasher, and say thank you
Also, we don’t want or expect you to manage it instead of us… this isn’t Disneyland. Just pick up your fucking socks, put your plate in the dishwasher, and say thank you
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Only someone who has never been responsible for the mental load of running a household would say it’s an imaginary problem.
Also, we don’t want or expect you to manage it instead of us… this isn’t Disneyland. Just pick up your fucking socks, put your plate in the dishwasher, and say thank you
Also, we don’t want or expect you to manage it instead of us… this isn’t Disneyland. Just pick up your fucking socks, put your plate in the dishwasher, and say thank you
That’s pretty good!! 😅
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
That’s pretty good!! 😅
Attention deficit disorder? 😅
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Attention deficit disorder? 😅
I feel like Cool Ranch Doritos could be good
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I feel like Cool Ranch Doritos could be good
Maybe look up some sportsball news ? Just in case you need some talking points 😅
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Maybe look up some sportsball news ? Just in case you need some talking points 😅
I mean honestly, same 😅
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I mean honestly, same 😅
Bullies specifically and directly targeting groups that were already the most disenfranchised to begin with… definitely a mindfuck
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Bullies specifically and directly targeting groups that were already the most disenfranchised to begin with… definitely a mindfuck
Everyone in Indiana, all the time: “Have a blessed day”
Me:
Me:
a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek
Alt: David from schitts creek making like a no face
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Everyone in Indiana, all the time: “Have a blessed day”
Me:
Me:
I’m so tempted to diagnose her with shit 💀 but I won’t. But I have ideas
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I’m so tempted to diagnose her with shit 💀 but I won’t. But I have ideas
Absolutely bananas astrology week(s)
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Absolutely bananas astrology week(s)
The way this woman said on camera that she loves monkeys more than her own children… multiple times… blows my mind as much as her confessing to all her crimes lollll like wut 💀 Her kids must fucking hate her
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The way this woman said on camera that she loves monkeys more than her own children… multiple times… blows my mind as much as her confessing to all her crimes lollll like wut 💀 Her kids must fucking hate her
But. You never know. If / when it happens again you have to say something!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
But. You never know. If / when it happens again you have to say something!!!!