All-Seeing Crab
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Lawyer (not yours). Dog guardian. Halophile. Talk to me about the law of the sea.
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Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
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the answer to his hypothetical about a five year old American citizen is his party would like to deny it food and healthcare if its parents are working but poor and that the party would like to tear gas the American child if the parents take the kid to do free speech incorrectly
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
the answer to his hypothetical about a five year old American citizen is his party would like to deny it food and healthcare if its parents are working but poor and that the party would like to tear gas the American child if the parents take the kid to do free speech incorrectly
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ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
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Well organized #EpsteinFiles - in case you can figure out how to access this. I was not smart enough for this accessing this mail repository quite yet.
substack.com/@kristenkrol...
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Kristen Kroll (@kristenkroll)
So. Turns out some absolute internet hero did what the FBI apparently couldn’t be bothered to do properly.
They took all the released Epstein emails and turned them into a fully searchable Gmail-styl...
substack.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Well organized #EpsteinFiles - in case you can figure out how to access this. I was not smart enough for this accessing this mail repository quite yet.
substack.com/@kristenkrol...
substack.com/@kristenkrol...
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You rise to the level of your training and practice, not to the level of your imagined self.
So it's extremely important to get skilled up and to practice. That's what all of the people getting trained in ICE Watch are doing.
So it's extremely important to get skilled up and to practice. That's what all of the people getting trained in ICE Watch are doing.
January 24, 2026 at 8:03 PM
You rise to the level of your training and practice, not to the level of your imagined self.
So it's extremely important to get skilled up and to practice. That's what all of the people getting trained in ICE Watch are doing.
So it's extremely important to get skilled up and to practice. That's what all of the people getting trained in ICE Watch are doing.
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Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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It’s frankly insulting that the worlds worst people weren’t meeting in a command center in a volcano wearing ceremonial robes but were all emailing on Hotmail accounts like “want 2 atrosity? With wemen?”
February 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
It’s frankly insulting that the worlds worst people weren’t meeting in a command center in a volcano wearing ceremonial robes but were all emailing on Hotmail accounts like “want 2 atrosity? With wemen?”
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A note from our editors:
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
A note from our editors:
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I love this. Fight the fire: Spoiler alert: The giant loses open.substack.com/pub/fightthe...
Spoiler alert: The giant loses
Cartoon by Shields
open.substack.com
January 31, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I love this. Fight the fire: Spoiler alert: The giant loses open.substack.com/pub/fightthe...
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Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
![Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you
can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike,
It is so ORDERED.
SIGNED this 31st day of February, 2026.
_________________________________________________
FRED BIERY
UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE
[photo of Liam]
Credit: Bystander
Matthew 19:14
John 11:35](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:73t3muu2pudsajp7a2fj3aly/bafkreigfz6fzbu65haq7nfqgaoe7m42gsaonpinpmaaptuzd5atkqvya4i@jpeg)
January 31, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
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If anyone wants to know how Judge Biery felt about this, here's his sig block:
January 31, 2026 at 8:45 PM
If anyone wants to know how Judge Biery felt about this, here's his sig block:
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NEWS: Judge Biery has ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Ramos. A thunderous rebuke against ICE’s violent campaign in Minnesota. Read the order below.
Link:
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Link:
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Order – #9 in Conejo Arias v. Noem (W.D. Tex., 5:26-cv-00415) – CourtListener.com
OPINION AND ORDER OF THE COURT--The Court finds that the Constitution of these United States trumps this administration's detention of petitioner Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R. The Grea...
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January 31, 2026 at 8:27 PM
NEWS: Judge Biery has ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Ramos. A thunderous rebuke against ICE’s violent campaign in Minnesota. Read the order below.
Link:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Link:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
“this is not an anomaly. This is an expansion.”
This fear you’re feeling isn’t new. It’s borrowed. And it’s long overdue to be understood.
Hear me out👇🏽
open.substack.com/pub/cwebbstu...
Hear me out👇🏽
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This Is America, Just Not the America You Knew
Two white people were killed by ICE in Minneapolis and suddenly White America is outraged.
open.substack.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:32 AM
“this is not an anomaly. This is an expansion.”
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This is the way:
NJ Gov. @mikiesherrill.bsky.social said her administration will create an online database for people to upload videos they record of ICE
“If you see an ICE agent in the street, get your phone out,” she urged New Jerseyans
www.nj.com/politics/202...
NJ Gov. @mikiesherrill.bsky.social said her administration will create an online database for people to upload videos they record of ICE
“If you see an ICE agent in the street, get your phone out,” she urged New Jerseyans
www.nj.com/politics/202...
N.J. governor wants residents to record ICE agents, upload videos to new state database
“If you see an ICE agent in the street, get your phone out," New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill said as the state plans to launch an online portal.
www.nj.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:08 PM
This is the way:
NJ Gov. @mikiesherrill.bsky.social said her administration will create an online database for people to upload videos they record of ICE
“If you see an ICE agent in the street, get your phone out,” she urged New Jerseyans
www.nj.com/politics/202...
NJ Gov. @mikiesherrill.bsky.social said her administration will create an online database for people to upload videos they record of ICE
“If you see an ICE agent in the street, get your phone out,” she urged New Jerseyans
www.nj.com/politics/202...
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Come for the news about the CFPB restarting exams virtually, stay for this:
“We told you we were performing our statutory duties. Why does this surprise you?” a CFPB spokesman said. “Also if you want to work at CFPB so badly I can send you an application.”
news.bloomberglaw.com/banking-law/...
“We told you we were performing our statutory duties. Why does this surprise you?” a CFPB spokesman said. “Also if you want to work at CFPB so badly I can send you an application.”
news.bloomberglaw.com/banking-law/...
CFPB to Slash Bank Examinations, Switch to All-Virtual Reviews
Consumer Financial Protection Bureau examiners sidelined by the Trump administration will be back on the job as early as April, but the number of exams they conduct and the scope of their supervision ...
news.bloomberglaw.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Come for the news about the CFPB restarting exams virtually, stay for this:
“We told you we were performing our statutory duties. Why does this surprise you?” a CFPB spokesman said. “Also if you want to work at CFPB so badly I can send you an application.”
news.bloomberglaw.com/banking-law/...
“We told you we were performing our statutory duties. Why does this surprise you?” a CFPB spokesman said. “Also if you want to work at CFPB so badly I can send you an application.”
news.bloomberglaw.com/banking-law/...
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(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
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"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:51 AM
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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NEW: A Texas county medical examiner found that Geraldo Lunas Campos was choked to death by a guard while he was held in ICE custody earlier this month.
Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.
Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.
January 26, 2026 at 6:39 PM
NEW: A Texas county medical examiner found that Geraldo Lunas Campos was choked to death by a guard while he was held in ICE custody earlier this month.
Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.
Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.
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Van Hollen: "They really think the American people are stupid. I mean, we can all see the video. We saw the video with Renee Good. We saw the video with Alex Pretti. The real domestic terrorists are in the White House right now."
January 25, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Van Hollen: "They really think the American people are stupid. I mean, we can all see the video. We saw the video with Renee Good. We saw the video with Alex Pretti. The real domestic terrorists are in the White House right now."
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Local journalism matters.
January 24, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Local journalism matters.