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morning roundup: your idols are still dead and your enemies are still in power, buuuuuuuut
January 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Absolutely should have never reopened the government
January 13, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
March 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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I don't like the death squads
January 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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crazy that vivek left the hitler website before a bunch of dems did
Vivek Ramaswamy has deleted his Twitter and Instagram accounts because, he says, it’s “coordinated influence that hides behind armies of avatars, creating a false impression of grassroots support”.

This behavior is the engine that runs MAGA, so it’s interesting to see him acknowledge that.
Vivek Ramaswamy deleted social media heading into the Ohio governor's race. Here's why
Ohio GOP-endorsed gubernatorial candidate Vivek Ramaswamy has deleted his social media apps, saying they can skew his perspective. Up until now, his campaign and race have mostly been fought online.
www.news5cleveland.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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This fundraiser is 100% on the level and I just donated to it.

Please, friends around the country - especially those of you with deep pockets - help this devastated young family. Thank you.
January 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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I can’t believe the winner of the FIFA peace prize would do this.
January 3, 2026 at 7:33 AM
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Music For An Empty Bar On Christmas Eve: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GWD...
Tennessee Waltz ( 1959 ) - CONNIE FRANCIS - Lyrics
YouTube video by SVansay
www.youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.

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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Oh hey, Shout Factory is streamlooping the uncut version of Emmet Otter’s Jugband Christmas (complete with the Kermit interstitials!) www.youtube.com/live/CzuPZBh...
Jim Henson's Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
YouTube video by Shout! Studios
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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if you're thinking about paying for facebook you should simply give me power of attorney over your finances instead
December 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Everyone has lost their fucking minds
1/ At bargaining yesterday, @propublica.org management said that they should have 100% discretion to replace workers with AI and would not commit to labeling future AI-generated content.
December 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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this will shatter their already fracturing coalition like a faberge egg
Heritage Foundation, backers of Project 2025, have issued a call to criminalize porn by detailing specific types of imagery that should be illegal, including "deviate sexual intercourse," "female genitals," and "nudity."

Only "civilizing" images that point to "marital sex" should be allowed.
The Problem of Online Porn: It's Already Illegal
United States Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart famously said in a 1964 opinion that he could not define pornography but “I know it when I see it.” Perhaps such a sentiment was permissible then, wh...
www.heritage.org
December 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
when is the last time you heard the danny elfman scrooged score?
December 13, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Just to Satisfy You
YouTube video by Waylon Jennings - Topic
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM