Andrew Walsh
@batphantom.bsky.social
Musings of the inertia-free
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‘Or You Could Just Get Takeout,’ Reports Little Voice That Already Knows It’s Won https://theonion.com/or-you-could-just-get-takeout-reports-little-voice-t-1850409519/
January 27, 2026 at 8:00 PM
‘Or You Could Just Get Takeout,’ Reports Little Voice That Already Knows It’s Won https://theonion.com/or-you-could-just-get-takeout-reports-little-voice-t-1850409519/
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If Bilbo had Chat GPT
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If Bilbo had Chat GPT
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
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John Birch Society having a totally normal moment.
January 20, 2026 at 3:27 AM
John Birch Society having a totally normal moment.
We're back baby! It's like we never left. We've actually been here literally the entire time.
Year 4 of the Pixels and Puppets #podcast begins! Recent #puppet builds, streaming, what #games we're playing, the death of #Anthem and rebirth of #Marvel Heroes Omega and how #CES had no juice but plenty of slop.
Search Pixels and Puppets where you get your podcasts shows.acast.com/pixels-and-p...
Search Pixels and Puppets where you get your podcasts shows.acast.com/pixels-and-p...
Pixels and Puppets S04E02: Slop | Pixels and Puppets
CES? More like... Slop... E...S?
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January 17, 2026 at 2:13 PM
We're back baby! It's like we never left. We've actually been here literally the entire time.
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Year 4 of the Pixels and Puppets #podcast begins! Recent #puppet builds, streaming, what #games we're playing, the death of #Anthem and rebirth of #Marvel Heroes Omega and how #CES had no juice but plenty of slop.
Search Pixels and Puppets where you get your podcasts shows.acast.com/pixels-and-p...
Search Pixels and Puppets where you get your podcasts shows.acast.com/pixels-and-p...
Pixels and Puppets S04E02: Slop | Pixels and Puppets
CES? More like... Slop... E...S?
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January 17, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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“No one really dies, they just drop their physical body, and we’ll all meet again, like the song says. It’s sad, but it’s not devastating if you think like that. It’s a continuum, and we’re all going to be fine at the end of the story.”
~ David Lynch - January 20, 1946 - January 16, 2025
#filmsky
~ David Lynch - January 20, 1946 - January 16, 2025
#filmsky
January 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
“No one really dies, they just drop their physical body, and we’ll all meet again, like the song says. It’s sad, but it’s not devastating if you think like that. It’s a continuum, and we’re all going to be fine at the end of the story.”
~ David Lynch - January 20, 1946 - January 16, 2025
#filmsky
~ David Lynch - January 20, 1946 - January 16, 2025
#filmsky
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LG has a new home assistant robot named "Cloid".
Cloid.
Cloid.
January 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
LG has a new home assistant robot named "Cloid".
Cloid.
Cloid.
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If you had asked me to quickly name the place I thought was the number one spot for catching measles,
Measles may have been spread at a Noah’s Ark-themed creationist museum in Kentucky earlier this week, the state’s health authority said.
Health Authorities Issue Measles Alert at Creationist Museum
In 2025, the U.S. had the most infections of the vaccine-preventable disease since 1992.
trib.al
January 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
If you had asked me to quickly name the place I thought was the number one spot for catching measles,
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
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Nothing could better sum up where we are as a culture
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Nothing could better sum up where we are as a culture
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
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A special newscast for the holidays!
Today's rhyming newscast was written by Ollie Williams, who started the tradition for Cabin Radio on Christmas Eve.
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#news #sonnet #Dehcho #weather #rhymingnews
Today's rhyming newscast was written by Ollie Williams, who started the tradition for Cabin Radio on Christmas Eve.
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#news #sonnet #Dehcho #weather #rhymingnews
Special Christmas Eve Rhyming Newscast - December 24 2025 - Yellowknife NWT Canada - CabinRadio.ca
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December 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
A special newscast for the holidays!
Today's rhyming newscast was written by Ollie Williams, who started the tradition for Cabin Radio on Christmas Eve.
Thank you for supporting the daily newscast from Yellowknife NWT Canada!
@cabinradio.ca
#news #sonnet #Dehcho #weather #rhymingnews
Today's rhyming newscast was written by Ollie Williams, who started the tradition for Cabin Radio on Christmas Eve.
Thank you for supporting the daily newscast from Yellowknife NWT Canada!
@cabinradio.ca
#news #sonnet #Dehcho #weather #rhymingnews
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it took me a minute to put together that she’s being homophobic, not making a genuinely helpful suggestion about birth control
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
it took me a minute to put together that she’s being homophobic, not making a genuinely helpful suggestion about birth control
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(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve
December 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve
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man I love avocados but I really wish they weren't so hard to cut
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
man I love avocados but I really wish they weren't so hard to cut
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
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I heard there was a secret code,
that David knew to unlock god mode,
but you don't really care for cheating, do yah?
It goes like this, up up down down left right lef
that David knew to unlock god mode,
but you don't really care for cheating, do yah?
It goes like this, up up down down left right lef
December 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I heard there was a secret code,
that David knew to unlock god mode,
but you don't really care for cheating, do yah?
It goes like this, up up down down left right lef
that David knew to unlock god mode,
but you don't really care for cheating, do yah?
It goes like this, up up down down left right lef
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I love the fucking internet, part 972964386: "One Night In Bangkok" arranged and performed as a 16th century chanson. youtu.be/i3jHv0GZB9U?...
One Night in Bangkok but it's a 16th century chanson
YouTube video by Jonasquin
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December 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I love the fucking internet, part 972964386: "One Night In Bangkok" arranged and performed as a 16th century chanson. youtu.be/i3jHv0GZB9U?...
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
