O! Timenbaum!🎄
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O! Timenbaum!🎄
@barturtle.bsky.social
· Oct 10
Sometimes, when I get a new follower, I feel like I should apologize.
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Right are there charity benefit versions out there somewh—
A Christmas Carol Live Read 2025
YouTube video by Rannygazoo
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Right are there charity benefit versions out there somewh—
Why the hell are there people outside painting my condo, still. This was supposed to be done 2 months ago
December 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Why the hell are there people outside painting my condo, still. This was supposed to be done 2 months ago
Campfire and a pour of The Nights Watch?
December 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Campfire and a pour of The Nights Watch?
What do we think is the appropriate @effingcandleco.bsky.social to burn at sunset on the Solstice?
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
What do we think is the appropriate @effingcandleco.bsky.social to burn at sunset on the Solstice?
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literal lol at this
December 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
literal lol at this
Playing solitaire, just to deal something
going fishing with the guys, just to creel something
putting Elmer's on my thumb just to peel something
December 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Playing solitaire, just to deal something
Winter Solstice is at 10:03 am EST. You have 40 minutes to prepare
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Winter Solstice is at 10:03 am EST. You have 40 minutes to prepare
Nachbar?
I've not been here since predemic times
I've not been here since predemic times
December 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Nachbar?
I've not been here since predemic times
I've not been here since predemic times
Going to the opera tonight
I've never been to Louisville's opera!
I've never been to Louisville's opera!
December 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Going to the opera tonight
I've never been to Louisville's opera!
I've never been to Louisville's opera!
I spend more time trying to find this than actually using it
Why is it black?
Wrapped the handle today so it is more visible
Why is it black?
Wrapped the handle today so it is more visible
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I spend more time trying to find this than actually using it
Why is it black?
Wrapped the handle today so it is more visible
Why is it black?
Wrapped the handle today so it is more visible
Oh. Last Saturday before Xmas, and I'm blocked in by painters, unannounced, who never finished the job they started 2 months ago.
Good thing I dont need to go anywhere (I do, actually)
Good thing I dont need to go anywhere (I do, actually)
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Oh. Last Saturday before Xmas, and I'm blocked in by painters, unannounced, who never finished the job they started 2 months ago.
Good thing I dont need to go anywhere (I do, actually)
Good thing I dont need to go anywhere (I do, actually)
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THREAD.
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
December 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
THREAD.
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
This must be one of them Kentucky Wildcats. Explains all the blue
December 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
This must be one of them Kentucky Wildcats. Explains all the blue
65f on Xmas? What kinda of bullshit is this?
Trying to figure out what to cook, and this is not helping
Trying to figure out what to cook, and this is not helping
December 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
65f on Xmas? What kinda of bullshit is this?
Trying to figure out what to cook, and this is not helping
Trying to figure out what to cook, and this is not helping
Soup and crusty bread.
Its what's for dinner
Its what's for dinner
December 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Soup and crusty bread.
Its what's for dinner
Its what's for dinner
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Well I’ll be damned. Flirting is intended to be just for kicks.
December 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go
"To survive a war, you gotta become war"
Seems bad
"To survive a war, you gotta become war"
Seems bad
December 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go
"To survive a war, you gotta become war"
Seems bad
"To survive a war, you gotta become war"
Seems bad
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Are they bad influences or are u just defiant to treating yourself to nice things??🧐😂😂😂
Yall are such bad influences! 😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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FDA won’t regulate kids melatonin but they’ll do this? Okay fuckos, sure.
In addition to this administration trying to kill kids, and they're also coming for our binders? OUR BINDERS.
December 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
FDA won’t regulate kids melatonin but they’ll do this? Okay fuckos, sure.
When your stereo receiver is over half a century old, you end up listening to a lot of music you normally wouldn't, because you dont wanna walk across the room to change stations
December 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
When your stereo receiver is over half a century old, you end up listening to a lot of music you normally wouldn't, because you dont wanna walk across the room to change stations
Just an hour away. Highly recommended
Grab your beverage(s) and snack(s)
Grab your beverage(s) and snack(s)
Thursday 12/18 at 7pm Eastern: my annual A Christmas Carol Live Read returns! Join me while you make cookies or sourdough or lick late envelopes or whatever. Donation link to St. John Center in the description.
A Christmas Carol Live Read 2025
YouTube video by Rannygazoo
youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Just an hour away. Highly recommended
Grab your beverage(s) and snack(s)
Grab your beverage(s) and snack(s)