Banana Fiend
@bananafiend.bsky.social
hobbies include music, cbb, and reverse proxying to get around CORS. seattle/boston
cookie clicker but every click you hit an acolyte on the head with a hammer
February 6, 2026 at 5:12 AM
cookie clicker but every click you hit an acolyte on the head with a hammer
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
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going to the .DS_store, anyone need anything?
January 27, 2026 at 1:34 AM
going to the .DS_store, anyone need anything?
Avatar: Fish and Ass
January 22, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Avatar: Fish and Ass
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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Meanwhile let's check in with Harrison Mevis after the game winning field goal! WHAT????
January 19, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Meanwhile let's check in with Harrison Mevis after the game winning field goal! WHAT????
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I want to see this become a thing for every sports team, amateur up to professional
January 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I want to see this become a thing for every sports team, amateur up to professional
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*arcade stick slams somewhere in the venue and someone's like FUCK*
the venue:
the venue:
January 16, 2026 at 11:02 PM
*arcade stick slams somewhere in the venue and someone's like FUCK*
the venue:
the venue:
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Hey peeps, one of my soccer teammates needs me to write him a character reference letter (the government is trying to deport him and he’s a solid dude who doesn’t deserve any of this), any immigration lawyers here with recommendations on the best way to go about that?
January 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Hey peeps, one of my soccer teammates needs me to write him a character reference letter (the government is trying to deport him and he’s a solid dude who doesn’t deserve any of this), any immigration lawyers here with recommendations on the best way to go about that?
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it's not too late, how do we morbius them into thinking we actually wanted it
everyone is making the whiskey friday joke so I am sorry to inform you that they have, in fact, tucked their tail between their legs
January 16, 2026 at 2:40 PM
it's not too late, how do we morbius them into thinking we actually wanted it
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Cool study comparing in-game win probability across multiple sports, and which sports stay within the reach the longest.
In the NFL, the fat lady sings the latest
A fun post comparing win probability models by pct of time into a game
operations.nfl.com/gameday/anal...
A fun post comparing win probability models by pct of time into a game
operations.nfl.com/gameday/anal...
January 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Cool study comparing in-game win probability across multiple sports, and which sports stay within the reach the longest.
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I never really stopped drawing, but got in a bad habit of not sharing things because I couldn’t stop fiddling with them. I want to break that habit in 2026 and share more openly. This cowboy started as a commission, but became more of a personal way to fall asleep by doing the shading every night 🤠🪽
January 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I never really stopped drawing, but got in a bad habit of not sharing things because I couldn’t stop fiddling with them. I want to break that habit in 2026 and share more openly. This cowboy started as a commission, but became more of a personal way to fall asleep by doing the shading every night 🤠🪽
oh hell yeah I would have loved this in 2013 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Send_Me...
January 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
oh hell yeah I would have loved this in 2013 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Send_Me...
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Not For Human Consumption: An extinction-level event for obesity, and the birthing of a new medical transhumanism – delivered in Chinese peptide raves at a dollar a gram
open.substack.com/pub/vectorcu...
open.substack.com/pub/vectorcu...
Not For Human Consumption
Grey market peptides have built a parallel pharmaceutical infrastructure under the thinnest regulatory pretense. The data reveals a cultural contradiction that extends far beyond weight loss.
open.substack.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Not For Human Consumption: An extinction-level event for obesity, and the birthing of a new medical transhumanism – delivered in Chinese peptide raves at a dollar a gram
open.substack.com/pub/vectorcu...
open.substack.com/pub/vectorcu...
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I asked the menswear guy what the ideal outfit for a magic tournament was. time for us all to step up our game
January 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I asked the menswear guy what the ideal outfit for a magic tournament was. time for us all to step up our game
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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“and TONE, they got RUDOLPH, YOUR BOY, at the front of the sleigh. what, cause his NOSE is RED?”
“it makes sense, wilbon! if you ever saw it, you’d even say it GLOWS!”
“it makes sense, wilbon! if you ever saw it, you’d even say it GLOWS!”
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“and TONE, they got RUDOLPH, YOUR BOY, at the front of the sleigh. what, cause his NOSE is RED?”
“it makes sense, wilbon! if you ever saw it, you’d even say it GLOWS!”
“it makes sense, wilbon! if you ever saw it, you’d even say it GLOWS!”
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The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s
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without rob reiner we’d never have this wonderful recreation of a great scene
December 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
without rob reiner we’d never have this wonderful recreation of a great scene
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This is excellent: defector.com/whose-league...
Whose League Is It Anyway? | Defector
In late July, before a game against the Boston Red Sox, Bryce Harper sat slumped in a chair in the Philadelphia Phillies clubhouse, a baseball bat in hand. Philadelphia was the latest stop on Rob Manf...
defector.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This is excellent: defector.com/whose-league...
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No games of note tonight, so let's do a dumb data dive. Number of possessions that have produced X amount of points this season:
0: 108059 (50.5%)
1: 9532 (4.5%)
2: 67696 (31.6%)
3: 28118 (13.1%)
4: 563
5: 118
6: 15
7: 2
8: 2
0: 108059 (50.5%)
1: 9532 (4.5%)
2: 67696 (31.6%)
3: 28118 (13.1%)
4: 563
5: 118
6: 15
7: 2
8: 2
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
No games of note tonight, so let's do a dumb data dive. Number of possessions that have produced X amount of points this season:
0: 108059 (50.5%)
1: 9532 (4.5%)
2: 67696 (31.6%)
3: 28118 (13.1%)
4: 563
5: 118
6: 15
7: 2
8: 2
0: 108059 (50.5%)
1: 9532 (4.5%)
2: 67696 (31.6%)
3: 28118 (13.1%)
4: 563
5: 118
6: 15
7: 2
8: 2
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my plans to write up the Simogo collection fell through but Andrew lays it out nicely here: these guys have the stubborn belief that your phone could be a wonderful, weird object. their games are all deeply human and meant for humans: simple, charming, and sometimes a little melancholy
simogo is one of those studios where ill play their games no matter what. this collection really drives home why www.theverge.com/games/839050...
A love letter to glory days of iPhone gaming
An act of preservation.
www.theverge.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
my plans to write up the Simogo collection fell through but Andrew lays it out nicely here: these guys have the stubborn belief that your phone could be a wonderful, weird object. their games are all deeply human and meant for humans: simple, charming, and sometimes a little melancholy
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listen the playoff is a lot of things, but one of them is “great for getting people to just say WHATEVER”
Kalen DeBoer: "If this game applies to and takes away from our resume, I don't think that's right."
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
listen the playoff is a lot of things, but one of them is “great for getting people to just say WHATEVER”