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"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
just remembered how bill ackman said he believes in nominative determinism and that ackman is like "activist man"
January 7, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Every day I type a post into the little post writing box here and then I erase it. Then I see more news and I type it again and erase it. I wish I could tell you what it was, but here's the great news... you already know!
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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the hater's council just vetoed this actually.

"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.

"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i can't tell if this is a lukewarm take at this point or if i sound like a crank but we gotta outlaw algorithmic infinite scroll asap, it seems very obviously bad for people. and the algorithms will not reform themselves.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i'm sorry that i don't know the original source but i've always really loved this one
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
@tef.bsky.social lol @ "teoff"
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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it's important to remember the people doing this aren't "just following orders," they signed up to do this, they're excited to do it, it's what they want to be doing, and each one of them is personally culpable for the entirety of ICE's conduct
In video provided exclusively to MSNBC's The Weekend: Primetime, immigration agents are seen attempting to pull a man out a window of a Chicago home. Agents also jumped a fence into the locked backyard and manhandled people doing work. Hear from the homeowner tonight on The Weekend: Primetime.
October 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
scooping up field mice and bopping them on the head >>>>>
October 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
nazi tattoo discourse making me feel insane, might have to do the unthinkable and log off
October 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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waking up and groggily trying to piece together what people could possibly mean by “trump diarrhea video” i hate this world
October 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
October 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
October 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM