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i dabble in the plants
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ChatGPT worth it to you?
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I will never not be mad at Michael Montoya for looking through my bag while i was setting up for my best friends(his GIRLFRIEND) 30th birthday party 🥰 i hope he’s miserable for his whole life he’s a pos 🥰🥰
September 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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MAYOR: Did you do that sculpture solemnly honouring our civil war dead
SCULPTOR: Sure thing boss, real sexy just like you asked
MAYOR: What
Des Moines has you all beat
September 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I literally do not think you should be allowed to be a parent if you’re an antivaxxer
September 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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"WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING FOR THE PUBLIC GOOD BECAUSE SOME OF THAT PUBLIC GOOD MIGHT GO TO SOMEONE I DON'T LIKE" is part of how we got to where we are in 2025
September 8, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Being someone’s Maid of Honor is a full time job 🤧
September 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I will clock your autism so fast, bro
September 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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cheese and crackers is so goated. humanity snapped when we invented cheese and crackers
August 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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August 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I feel like more people need to see images like this.

Men and women are not different nations separated by treacherous seas. We are composed of common elements differentiated by huge social elements and subtle biological nudges.

Once you understand that, trans people make a lot more sense.
Here's an illustration showing the anatomical similarities between structures of the clitoris (on the left) and penis (on the right), going for a little walk together.
July 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I knew that if i just manifested getting a free boob job for 5 straight years that it would happen
July 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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spending 72 hours in a straight jacket would fix me
July 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Daddy??
July 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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“It’s a loaf story” SHE IS SO UNSERIOUS I LOVE HER😭😭
July 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
ACAB includes the paw patrol
July 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I think i am about to re-enter my knitting era
July 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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PSA every gender expression/identity looks hot in a crop top
June 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Gay the pray away
June 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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It’s cool how pastas get bigger.
June 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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bluesky gets these first and you can THANK ME for it @auroraa.bsky.social
June 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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I have heard the word "labubu" 25 times in both the last 48 hours and my entire life.
June 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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When people said Full Bush was in this year, I didn’t think they meant they wanted the US to invade a Middle Eastern nation falsely claiming they had weapons of mass distruction
June 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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a 800-day weekend could fix me
June 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The body should stop keeping the score, I think, like we get it
June 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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“I asked chatgpt” well i asked your wife. She’s leaving you, Steve; for being such a massive loser
June 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM