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@valawitz.bsky.social
Not sure if I’m here to rage or to disassociate
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I don’t know who is a Zelda fan here - but out of all of them, Twilight Princess has the most memorable art style and the best character design. Chefs kiss.
August 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I don’t know who is a Zelda fan here - but out of all of them, Twilight Princess has the most memorable art style and the best character design. Chefs kiss.
It’s very rare that the clubbing version of me wants to come out and I’m telling you she is not ready and I don’t have the energy for her rn
August 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
It’s very rare that the clubbing version of me wants to come out and I’m telling you she is not ready and I don’t have the energy for her rn
My gym class kicked my ass so hard that I was shaking (cool?) and then I was so shaky driving home that I almost got in a wreck (not cool)
July 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My gym class kicked my ass so hard that I was shaking (cool?) and then I was so shaky driving home that I almost got in a wreck (not cool)
Now that I’m more than halfway through “invisible women,” my brain thinks I should read “the feminine mystique” next and I think that means I just don’t want to be happy right now
July 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Now that I’m more than halfway through “invisible women,” my brain thinks I should read “the feminine mystique” next and I think that means I just don’t want to be happy right now
Thanks to Colbert, I will be making an attempt to include “satirical witticism” into my everyday vocabulary
July 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Thanks to Colbert, I will be making an attempt to include “satirical witticism” into my everyday vocabulary
It’s hard enough to remember to keep my cats watered and fed, I can’t imagine having to do it for a tiny human. I can’t even remember to drink water myself.
July 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It’s hard enough to remember to keep my cats watered and fed, I can’t imagine having to do it for a tiny human. I can’t even remember to drink water myself.
Am I….actually excited about watching a super hero movie?
July 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Am I….actually excited about watching a super hero movie?
One thing about identifying as a creative person, is somehow - you’re never creative e n o u g h
July 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
One thing about identifying as a creative person, is somehow - you’re never creative e n o u g h
lol I just saw something that said “someone take the Epstein files to a Coldplay concert” - sometimes I love the internet
July 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
lol I just saw something that said “someone take the Epstein files to a Coldplay concert” - sometimes I love the internet
Sometimes I wonder if I dive into my interests a little too hard
July 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Sometimes I wonder if I dive into my interests a little too hard
Not everything has to be live action 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
July 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Not everything has to be live action 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
I will never not be moderately annoyed that there’s a movie in production about a video game character who is canonically non verbal
July 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I will never not be moderately annoyed that there’s a movie in production about a video game character who is canonically non verbal
I don’t want to be a mother, but being a chosen auntie to my friends babies gets me IN MY FEELS
July 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I don’t want to be a mother, but being a chosen auntie to my friends babies gets me IN MY FEELS
Been watching Bones. I enjoy the show but I gotta say they really don’t make Booth a likable character
July 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Been watching Bones. I enjoy the show but I gotta say they really don’t make Booth a likable character
Another random reason to not have kids is because then I’d be responsible for either paying someone to cut their hair or I’d have to do it myself and both cause stress
July 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Another random reason to not have kids is because then I’d be responsible for either paying someone to cut their hair or I’d have to do it myself and both cause stress
It should be perfectly acceptable to call out sick when you have cramps
July 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It should be perfectly acceptable to call out sick when you have cramps
Making and sharing food is a love language
July 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Making and sharing food is a love language
Do you ever make such a good dinner, that you’re just a little obsessed with yourself for the next couple days?
July 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Do you ever make such a good dinner, that you’re just a little obsessed with yourself for the next couple days?
What a great time! To disassociate into new hobbies!
July 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
What a great time! To disassociate into new hobbies!
I don’t wish I was a person who can’t feel empathy or who doesn’t care - I’m just fkn tired, man
July 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I don’t wish I was a person who can’t feel empathy or who doesn’t care - I’m just fkn tired, man
So scared to look at the news today
July 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
So scared to look at the news today
I’m sorry, the old version of Valerie who could fall asleep anywhere and have a good nights sleep can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she’s dead
July 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I’m sorry, the old version of Valerie who could fall asleep anywhere and have a good nights sleep can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she’s dead
Photographer me: I know exactly what I want you to do
Photography model me: wtf am I supposed to do
Photography model me: wtf am I supposed to do
June 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Photographer me: I know exactly what I want you to do
Photography model me: wtf am I supposed to do
Photography model me: wtf am I supposed to do
The worst thing about warmer weather is the fkn mosquitos.
June 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The worst thing about warmer weather is the fkn mosquitos.