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hoetic kate
@poetickate.bsky.social
I make films. 🏳️‍🌈

Please donate to my Indiegogo project!!
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guys… the crowdfunding link for HOE PHASE is live

this has been my little passion project since october and i can’t wait to bring it to life with our team!

www.indiegogo.com/projects/hoe...
utah county is not real
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I actually don’t think graduate student instructors “invite” a national harassment campaign coordinated by TPUSA just because their assignment prompts aren’t pedagogical optimal
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
finally watching perfect blue
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
makeup tutorials always skip the most important step, which is “be a hot person”
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
some news <3
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
first thanksgiving since childhood that didn’t deeply stress me out in some way
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
ive been through two marriages, a career change, and a faith deconstruction since the first season of stranger things came out
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
my car stopped accelerating on the freeway

it will accelerate if i accelerate slowly but when i try to accelerate at a normal speed it won’t let me

anyways everyone send good vibes that it’s not my transmission and is something easy to fix 🥹
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
my ex bought himself a PS5 and then didn’t buy me anything on my birthday lmfao

and the only person i told was my therapist because he was friends with all of my friends and i didn’t want to make him look bad
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I don’t remember who bought me a crockpot last year but I want them to know I have gotten so much use out of it and it has been a lifesaver for me
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
im supposed to find out if i advance to the next round of a screenplay competition today so i am, of course, feeling very normal and not letting it consume my every thought (i wouldn’t even be thinking about this except the competition followed my HOE PHASE account on instagram, coincidence?????)
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
this is my bio on facebook and i can’t figure out how to edit it
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
my ex cried every time i said i didnt want to get married (we had been dating for a whopping 12-15 months & were living together) and i actually thought i was the bad guy for saying i didn’t feel ready and for making him cry when i said no (AGAIN, we were living together and having sex at the time!)
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i am relatively poor which means i am always searching for ways to live cheaply

for example, i prepped 22 freezer meals with my partner over the weekend for $1.68 each, so
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
finishing the last season of bojack horseman right as im getting into pluribus is really nice, like im so glad i have another tv show about another unlikable person to fall back on
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
midnight and i am in bed crying over how much i love my partner it’s fine
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
being in a bad mood is a hunger indicator
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
last night a really hot redhead told me i look like zooey deschanel and then we made out and touched each other’s boobs
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
if you have a crush on me you can make it known by buying me something here 👀

throne.com/poetickate
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
still mad at the one episode i listened to of my ex’s podcast where 2 years after our relationship ended he’s still talking about me & in it refers to me disparagingly as “gone with the wind,” a movie about a repressed woman acting out in a patriarchal society, really makes you think
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i think i am generally pretty shy in a brand new group setting but i am real good at quippy little one line zingers

like our pole instructor today said we were going to be clenching the pole with our coochies and i was like “that’s why they call it a gorilla grip, right”
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
me: so my ex has a podcast…

my therapist: … oh
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
i want to go to pole every day

like i am itching to be there, i want to see what my body can do and i am feeling so excited about it

i am really trying to ease my body into it though because i went from never exercising to exercising 4 hours/week and i don’t want to push myself too hard too fast
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
the existence of a gluteus maximus implies the existence of a gluteus minimus

i never would have considered the existence of the latter until i was cheeks out on an exam table today getting an ultrasound on my butt and the doctor pointed to the screen to identify it
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
saw a utah film guy asking for entries for a showcase

clicked on his profile to see if he would be friendly towards a film called “hoe phase”

within two seconds i could see he married a girl from his mission and one of his recent posts was “only an infinite being could create a world such as this”
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM