Ashleigh, Princess with a thousand Enemies
@ashhaven.bsky.social
she/they | We are less than 100% human, lets see how much less we can get. | transfem lesbian
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yesterday was my four year tranniversary. I've lost and gained jobs, relationships, and friends as a result, but things are so much better than they used to be, and I can actually see some kind of happy future for myself as a result. every day it becomes a little harder to remember what used to be.
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 PM
yesterday was my four year tranniversary. I've lost and gained jobs, relationships, and friends as a result, but things are so much better than they used to be, and I can actually see some kind of happy future for myself as a result. every day it becomes a little harder to remember what used to be.
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shoutout to estrogen
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 PM
shoutout to estrogen
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Lighting fireworks in the Berlin metro is only legal 3 days before and after New Year’s Eve, get it together smh
January 17, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Lighting fireworks in the Berlin metro is only legal 3 days before and after New Year’s Eve, get it together smh
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Instead of an edit button, have you considered thinking before you post or living with the consequences?
January 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Instead of an edit button, have you considered thinking before you post or living with the consequences?
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if they do, you can't make fun of british people for like...a week
BREAKING: The United Kingdom is considering banning X, per the Telegraph
January 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
if they do, you can't make fun of british people for like...a week
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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I got cheated out of a vegan meatball at IKEA 😭
January 3, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I got cheated out of a vegan meatball at IKEA 😭
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
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Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
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rent lowering transsexual gunshots
December 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
rent lowering transsexual gunshots
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if you think about it, dilators are like retainers for the pussy
December 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
if you think about it, dilators are like retainers for the pussy
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when you're conceived, your "self" begins borrowing matter from the universe like checking out books from a library. in a tub your feet exchange particles with the water. where do you end and begin? that's why it's ontologically impossible to get mad at me for stealing pens from the bank. they're me
December 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
when you're conceived, your "self" begins borrowing matter from the universe like checking out books from a library. in a tub your feet exchange particles with the water. where do you end and begin? that's why it's ontologically impossible to get mad at me for stealing pens from the bank. they're me
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thats just warmslop. you only like clinging to her because shes warm
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
thats just warmslop. you only like clinging to her because shes warm
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson.
I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.
I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.
November 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson.
I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.
I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.
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You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
October 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
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closing all my tickets as wontfix because the software is provided as-is
October 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
closing all my tickets as wontfix because the software is provided as-is
Sometimes i forget what Gundam IBO is like, and then it just, hits me like such a truck
What a show love it here
Gundam for me (complementary)
What a show love it here
Gundam for me (complementary)
September 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Sometimes i forget what Gundam IBO is like, and then it just, hits me like such a truck
What a show love it here
Gundam for me (complementary)
What a show love it here
Gundam for me (complementary)
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magic has been dead for a while, it's just still fun to play with its corpse. Despite believing that im still taking damage from The Office
September 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
magic has been dead for a while, it's just still fun to play with its corpse. Despite believing that im still taking damage from The Office
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wow maybe the worst set of secret lair announcements ive seen. magic is so fucking cooked and i will die mad about it
September 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
wow maybe the worst set of secret lair announcements ive seen. magic is so fucking cooked and i will die mad about it
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So excited for how good Lorwyn Eclipse looks that I briefly entered a world in which UB didn't exist and felt a warm, fuzzy feeling in my check
only to then be reminded of Marvel shlop
only to then be reminded of Marvel shlop
September 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
So excited for how good Lorwyn Eclipse looks that I briefly entered a world in which UB didn't exist and felt a warm, fuzzy feeling in my check
only to then be reminded of Marvel shlop
only to then be reminded of Marvel shlop