Lizzy Saxe
@ardariel.bsky.social
Brooklyn based Audiobook Narrator, Occasional Food Journalist
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Lizzy Saxe
@ardariel.bsky.social
· Jan 25
Lizzy Saxe | Voiceover and Audiobooks
Lizzy Saxe (she/her) is a voiceover artist, audiobook narrator, and occasional food writer in Brooklyn, NY. She likes plucky heroines, flights of fancy, and really good meals.
lizzysaxe.com
Hi! I am a brand new audiobook narrator, but I’m also a voracious reader with 11 years of vocal training and a general distaste for oligarchy.
If you’re an indie author and want to work with me directly, check out my demos at lizzysaxe.com. #booksky #audiobooks #indiepublishing
If you’re an indie author and want to work with me directly, check out my demos at lizzysaxe.com. #booksky #audiobooks #indiepublishing
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guys i'm still convinced pepperoni is just an oni made out of peppers who terrorizes people's gardens
January 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
guys i'm still convinced pepperoni is just an oni made out of peppers who terrorizes people's gardens
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Sorry, I couldn't hear you! I was listening to my Pizza Hut AM radio with pan pizza headphones from Radio Shack
January 29, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Sorry, I couldn't hear you! I was listening to my Pizza Hut AM radio with pan pizza headphones from Radio Shack
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Look, it's been hard for me to figure out how to talk about the difference between healthy masculinity and bullshit, weak, fear-based control fantasies, but BOY HAS THIS WEEK MADE EVERYTHING MORE CLEAR.
January 28, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Look, it's been hard for me to figure out how to talk about the difference between healthy masculinity and bullshit, weak, fear-based control fantasies, but BOY HAS THIS WEEK MADE EVERYTHING MORE CLEAR.
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i have discovered audiobooks....
i've been missing out
i've been missing out
January 27, 2026 at 5:59 AM
i have discovered audiobooks....
i've been missing out
i've been missing out
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We expect @mayor.nyc.gov to keep his promise to fund our NYC libraries at 0.5% of the city's operating budget in his preliminary budget that should be released soon.
gifting this article because it made me laugh, which is hard to do in this context. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/n...
After Mamdani Nods to ‘Heated Rivalry,’ Library E-Book Downloads Surge
www.nytimes.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:31 AM
We expect @mayor.nyc.gov to keep his promise to fund our NYC libraries at 0.5% of the city's operating budget in his preliminary budget that should be released soon.
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I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
January 25, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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I don’t believe in hell but these people really make me wish I did.
January 22, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I don’t believe in hell but these people really make me wish I did.
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Jack Smith: "My fear is that we have seen the rule of law function in our country for so long that many of us have come to take it for granted. The rule of law is not self-executing. It depends on our collective commitment to apply it."
January 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Jack Smith: "My fear is that we have seen the rule of law function in our country for so long that many of us have come to take it for granted. The rule of law is not self-executing. It depends on our collective commitment to apply it."
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WELL
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:53 AM
WELL
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ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 5:41 AM
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
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To the "civility" people, saying the word "fuck" is violence, but the cops shooting tear gas is "peace keeping", ripping a parent from their children is "doing their job". They want to control the definition of violence and their monopoly on the use of it.
January 16, 2026 at 7:07 PM
To the "civility" people, saying the word "fuck" is violence, but the cops shooting tear gas is "peace keeping", ripping a parent from their children is "doing their job". They want to control the definition of violence and their monopoly on the use of it.
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Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/
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This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm
January 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm
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Stitch this onto a sampler and hang it over your bed if you have to.
If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Stitch this onto a sampler and hang it over your bed if you have to.
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Someone’s bio was “Here to meet normal people - normal people only.” And I just want to be clear, I will take all the abnormals you don’t want. Send them my way please. Send me your tired, your hungry, your weird and perverted, your dorks, your geeks, your freaks and nerds.
Paul Rudd Spectacularly Weird GIF
ALT: Paul Rudd Spectacularly Weird GIF
media.tenor.com
May 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Someone’s bio was “Here to meet normal people - normal people only.” And I just want to be clear, I will take all the abnormals you don’t want. Send them my way please. Send me your tired, your hungry, your weird and perverted, your dorks, your geeks, your freaks and nerds.
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They're not just doing tyranny, they're doing the *exact* things listed in the Declaration of Independence that the colonists accused the king of. It's surreal
January 8, 2026 at 12:37 AM
They're not just doing tyranny, they're doing the *exact* things listed in the Declaration of Independence that the colonists accused the king of. It's surreal
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Eddie Albington, 38, paid £129 for the microscopically tiny headphones that aren’t attached to anything in what sources are calling “a fit of optimism.”
AuDHD person to spend lovely five minutes with new AirPods
An AuDHD person has announced plans to spends a blissful five minutes with their new AirPods before they disappear forever. Eddie Albington, 38, paid £129 for the microscopically tiny headphones that…
thedailytism.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Eddie Albington, 38, paid £129 for the microscopically tiny headphones that aren’t attached to anything in what sources are calling “a fit of optimism.”
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
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NYC Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani sworn into office
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 AM
NYC Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani sworn into office
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Mad Men has layers upon layers of subtext. For instance, did you know Don Draper's real name is an allusion to the fact he's a dick
December 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Mad Men has layers upon layers of subtext. For instance, did you know Don Draper's real name is an allusion to the fact he's a dick
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NYC residents, please help us to demand that the City Council increase and stabilize public library funding. It takes 30 seconds to send a letter: actionnetwork.org/letters/city... - we also need people to follow up with a phone call to your member.
City Council, we demand half a percent of the overall city budget for libraries!
In response to the NYC FY2026 Budget, adopted this June, the Brooklyn Public Library, the New York Public Library, and the Queens Public Library released a joint statement thanking City Leaders for in...
actionnetwork.org
December 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
NYC residents, please help us to demand that the City Council increase and stabilize public library funding. It takes 30 seconds to send a letter: actionnetwork.org/letters/city... - we also need people to follow up with a phone call to your member.