Aptiva Dave (who?)
@aptivadave.bsky.social
He/him, Choctaw, #antifa #landback, Software Developer, Comic book nerd, lover of all things Star Wars and punk rock.
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Venezuelan Bacon (2025)
September 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Venezuelan Bacon (2025)
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One of the things I have never done before was create NuGet or NPM packages, so I decided to try it out. Here's my first package, currently just a #nuget package: The Wokenator
#softwaredevelopment #woke #csharp #github
#softwaredevelopment #woke #csharp #github
GitHub - Aptivadave23/wokenator: The Wokenator is a package that allows you, the woke hive mind, to insert woke messages into your applications so that we can indoctrinate the masses. It's the packag...
The Wokenator is a package that allows you, the woke hive mind, to insert woke messages into your applications so that we can indoctrinate the masses. It's the package the Elon Musk warned you...
github.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
One of the things I have never done before was create NuGet or NPM packages, so I decided to try it out. Here's my first package, currently just a #nuget package: The Wokenator
#softwaredevelopment #woke #csharp #github
#softwaredevelopment #woke #csharp #github
New post on the #substack
Are we allowed to goof off anymore?
It’s November 20th, a week out from Thanksgiving here in the US, as I write this. I should be working, but, as I sit in my dark office, with the cloudy November Oklahoma sky outside and Christmas musi...
open.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
New post on the #substack
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
@bsky.app, I'm sorry, but that's a pretty dickless move to suspend #PattonOswald.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
@bsky.app, I'm sorry, but that's a pretty dickless move to suspend #PattonOswald.
I posted about this a while back, but I've been tinkering with a Windows utility that ensures that, on reboot or start up, your apps appear on your preferred Virtual Desktops. I'm still working on improvements and some bug fixes, but it's currently at v 0.1.1. Please check it out. #softwardev
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November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I posted about this a while back, but I've been tinkering with a Windows utility that ensures that, on reboot or start up, your apps appear on your preferred Virtual Desktops. I'm still working on improvements and some bug fixes, but it's currently at v 0.1.1. Please check it out. #softwardev
The 10 feet rule isn't anything new. We get bombarded with this in our annual guest training every year.
Now, the corniest thing we have ever been taught in Guest service training was to no point when giving directions, because pointing is aggressive 🤷
Now, the corniest thing we have ever been taught in Guest service training was to no point when giving directions, because pointing is aggressive 🤷
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The 10 feet rule isn't anything new. We get bombarded with this in our annual guest training every year.
Now, the corniest thing we have ever been taught in Guest service training was to no point when giving directions, because pointing is aggressive 🤷
Now, the corniest thing we have ever been taught in Guest service training was to no point when giving directions, because pointing is aggressive 🤷
IDK, man, we all know that they're not going to bulge in December. At least y'all had the advantage with the shutdown to get them to finally break, but now y'all got nothing...
1. We need to fight hard for a good ACA extension early in December and hold Republicans fiercely accountable if they betray everyone.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
IDK, man, we all know that they're not going to bulge in December. At least y'all had the advantage with the shutdown to get them to finally break, but now y'all got nothing...
For those wondering what the gif was...
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
For those wondering what the gif was...
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I will also add:
I can do this for evictions in Illinois too, if SNAP benefits being cut off or the government shutdown means you can't make rent.
I can do this for evictions in Illinois too, if SNAP benefits being cut off or the government shutdown means you can't make rent.
If you're arrested in Illinois for the means by which you acquire food for your family because of the government shutdown or loss of SNAP benefits, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I will also add:
I can do this for evictions in Illinois too, if SNAP benefits being cut off or the government shutdown means you can't make rent.
I can do this for evictions in Illinois too, if SNAP benefits being cut off or the government shutdown means you can't make rent.
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Corporations don’t pay enough to feed you and your family, so you use SNAP.
Then he punishes you for using SNAP instead of taking on the companies that don’t pay you what you’re worth.
We sometimes forget Trump is just an asshole boss. He always finds a way to blame workers.
Then he punishes you for using SNAP instead of taking on the companies that don’t pay you what you’re worth.
We sometimes forget Trump is just an asshole boss. He always finds a way to blame workers.
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Corporations don’t pay enough to feed you and your family, so you use SNAP.
Then he punishes you for using SNAP instead of taking on the companies that don’t pay you what you’re worth.
We sometimes forget Trump is just an asshole boss. He always finds a way to blame workers.
Then he punishes you for using SNAP instead of taking on the companies that don’t pay you what you’re worth.
We sometimes forget Trump is just an asshole boss. He always finds a way to blame workers.
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Turned over a new leaf and found an angry scorpion
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Turned over a new leaf and found an angry scorpion
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
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TIL that Betty White was never married to Barry White, and now the sun shines less brightly
October 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
TIL that Betty White was never married to Barry White, and now the sun shines less brightly
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It was very important to Lincoln that people from outside see him taking a shit
October 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It was very important to Lincoln that people from outside see him taking a shit
The Choctaw Nation of Oklahoma has announced today that Choctaw Tribal Members who have been approved for SNAP and have a SNAP card can apply for a one-time $150 payment card (chocta.ws/tfap). For non-Chahta parents or guardians, if the child is a tribal member, they can apply on their behalf.
October 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The Choctaw Nation of Oklahoma has announced today that Choctaw Tribal Members who have been approved for SNAP and have a SNAP card can apply for a one-time $150 payment card (chocta.ws/tfap). For non-Chahta parents or guardians, if the child is a tribal member, they can apply on their behalf.
Out of all the fuck ups the Harris campaign made last year, making Walz stop calling Republicans weird has the be one of the biggest, outside of not denouncing Israel's genocide in Gaza.
Walz: "We have a federal system that we're all in it together, we help other states when they need it, but we have a situation where they're trying to divide us & provide specific aid to states that they like at the moment, which is absolutely unconscionable... either that or give us our money back"
October 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Out of all the fuck ups the Harris campaign made last year, making Walz stop calling Republicans weird has the be one of the biggest, outside of not denouncing Israel's genocide in Gaza.