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liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
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over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
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Says here what the right does is the left’s fault. Wow
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Says here what the right does is the left’s fault. Wow
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Overheard a teenager deploy "SHUT UP, BRO. You watch AI porn!" as a devastating insult to one of his friends, which sent the rest of their group into a laughing fit.
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Overheard a teenager deploy "SHUT UP, BRO. You watch AI porn!" as a devastating insult to one of his friends, which sent the rest of their group into a laughing fit.
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Horseshit. The idea of "sovereign borders," over which states exercise a right of absolute control on migration, is a few centuries old at most.
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Horseshit. The idea of "sovereign borders," over which states exercise a right of absolute control on migration, is a few centuries old at most.
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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youve got a tiny little waterpark in your house just waiting for you to get naked!!!!!
January 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
youve got a tiny little waterpark in your house just waiting for you to get naked!!!!!
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My New Year’s resolution is to use social media more because it is good for me and for society. Let’s connect the world!
January 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to use social media more because it is good for me and for society. Let’s connect the world!
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What will poor Eric Adams do for work?
That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!
That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!
September 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
What will poor Eric Adams do for work?
That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!
That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!
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kills me every time lol
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
kills me every time lol
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December 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Man Utd four points better off than they were last season. Spurs one point worse off. Both managers under immense pressure.
Maybe this is a little reductive, but I feel like both clubs are fundamentally held back by crap squads. Built by useless transfer policies. Managers aren’t the problem.
Maybe this is a little reductive, but I feel like both clubs are fundamentally held back by crap squads. Built by useless transfer policies. Managers aren’t the problem.
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Man Utd four points better off than they were last season. Spurs one point worse off. Both managers under immense pressure.
Maybe this is a little reductive, but I feel like both clubs are fundamentally held back by crap squads. Built by useless transfer policies. Managers aren’t the problem.
Maybe this is a little reductive, but I feel like both clubs are fundamentally held back by crap squads. Built by useless transfer policies. Managers aren’t the problem.
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What a terrible way to actually run your baseball team.
December 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
What a terrible way to actually run your baseball team.
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I crack the other egg. Surely we have diminished one another.
(Ray Carver)
(Ray Carver)
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I crack the other egg. Surely we have diminished one another.
(Ray Carver)
(Ray Carver)
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The Schwarber story does not hammer the Reds for not even giving themselves the financial flexibility to even pursue Schwarber. Yes, the Phillies might still be willing to spend more, but that is a more compelling offseason than “no one is trying and Phillies wait for Schwarber to come to the table”
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The Schwarber story does not hammer the Reds for not even giving themselves the financial flexibility to even pursue Schwarber. Yes, the Phillies might still be willing to spend more, but that is a more compelling offseason than “no one is trying and Phillies wait for Schwarber to come to the table”
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The Vikings are turning Justin Jefferson into the new Kevin Garnett.
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The Vikings are turning Justin Jefferson into the new Kevin Garnett.
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I remember this Wall Street Journal graphic claiming that CEOs work 55 hour weeks, and maybe only 6 hours of it outside of meetings would be unambiguously considered work if they were in an entry level position.
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I remember this Wall Street Journal graphic claiming that CEOs work 55 hour weeks, and maybe only 6 hours of it outside of meetings would be unambiguously considered work if they were in an entry level position.
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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Avengers: Endgame was pretty good but I actually prefer Avengers: Krapp’s Last Tape.
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Avengers: Endgame was pretty good but I actually prefer Avengers: Krapp’s Last Tape.