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AntiMacro
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Albertan, but not crazy.
Yes the stakes are massive for the economy and businesses...and also, one would assume, for regular Americans who may want to continue living in a functioning democracy.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Sep 22
Some political scientists see a pattern that suggests American democracy is being undermined in real time. The stakes are massive for the US economy and the business world: https://cnn.it/3KdhjNU
September 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Imagine training to be an honorary agent...and looking this bad at it.
ICE just posted this video to Twitter with the caption:

"TV’s former 'man of steel' Dean Cain runs through the obstacle course during training to become an ICE officer at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Georgia.

http://Join.ICE.gov"
August 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It's the worst pair of drivetime DJs you've ever heard of... The Drunk and CouchFucker, spinning all the best hits live from 4-8 on 92.9 FM!
JD Vance and Pete Hegseth paid a visit to the National Guard troops and a Shake Shack in Union Station and they were heckled mercilessly. 🤣😆😂
August 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
July 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Whoops
Don't ya just love live TV?
July 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Found some old MTG cards while working on the lawnmower. Not sure if I should get back into playing or get rid of them.
June 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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motherfucker isn't even sorry, that is the face of a guy who is totally gonna do it again
imagine being loved and accepted for who you are like this wow
May 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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May 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
The kind of people I play Call of Duty with: www.youtube.com/shorts/RP4a-...
Teammate To The Rescue #gaming #callofduty #verdansk #teammates #randomteammates
YouTube video by AntiMacro
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May 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I really thought I had a shot this year but maybe next time.
May 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
But an inverse correlation would mean kids getting more fluoride would get smarter?

Maybe we shouldn't take medical advice from a former heroin addict and brain worm host. Just a thought.
RFK Jr: "We found that there's a direct inverse correlation between fluoride exposure and low IQ in children. So the more you get, the stupider you are."
May 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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While the left might screech about dismantling the giant robot we’ve built to shred immigrants, I am both proud of the improvements my fellow centrists and I have made to its immigrant-shredding capabilities and secure in the knowledge that nobody will ever flip the big switch that lets it shred me
March 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"Past performance is a direct indication of future performance."

It's absolutely wild to me that people who say this don't want to talk about Poilievre's publicly and easily available voting history. #cdnpolitics
a man with a beard is wearing a hat and a hoodie and says that 's kind of weird
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a hat and a hoodie and says that 's kind of weird
media.tenor.com
April 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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FOX: We are in the midst of a Male Loneliness Epidemic

YOUNG DUDE: I am a lonely guy; what should I do?

MANFLUENCER: Have you considered acting like a complete entitled asshole

YOUNG DUDE: I suppose that suggestion is worth a try

FOX: The Male Loneliness Epidemic continues
April 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.

A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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"The Mystery of the Chewed Shoe" was solved rather easily when one of the two primary suspects folded under the strain of interrogation.
April 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind.

An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one."

The other said, "Take him anyway."

So they did.
April 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.
April 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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It costs nothing to be kind. But then again, it costs nothing to be a sociopath. So you see my dilemma
April 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.
April 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This should be used in the trials later, but it won't be.
COLLINS: Can President Bukele weigh in on this? Do you plan to return Garcia?

BUKELE: How can I smuggle a terrorist into the United States? Of course I'm not going to do it. The question is preposterous

TRUMP: These are sick people
April 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Out on the town talking trade relations with the leaders of 75 countries who all respect and admire me. They're just out of frame, talking about trade relations too.
April 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I bet those penguins caved immediately.
New on @MSNBC: The White House will not release the list of 75 countries that have reached out on trade deals, despite requests from NBC News.
April 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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my offer to america: we bring woke back
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM