Anthony Donovan
@anthonydonovan.bsky.social
Actor, writer, food blogger, social media manager, content creator, YouTube host, podcast host, singer, illustrator, cartoonist and sign artist. I’m tired a lot.
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About the author: Gen X, Rhode Island-born, San Diego-based, Gay (happily partnered to another gay), Disney adult, trivia whiz, advance level Prince fan, Broadway nerd, dog stepdad, Mouseketeer-adjacent, award winning television comedy writer, TikTok famous sign monkey, can sneeze with my eyes open.
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We’re owed a few evil people deaths asap. Like 10-12 for Catherine O’Hara alone. Come on fascist scumbags, get to croaking.
January 30, 2026 at 11:01 PM
We’re owed a few evil people deaths asap. Like 10-12 for Catherine O’Hara alone. Come on fascist scumbags, get to croaking.
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i have never felt less inclined to donate to political campaigns in my entire adult life
January 30, 2026 at 12:23 AM
i have never felt less inclined to donate to political campaigns in my entire adult life
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It's not enough to cease and desist I need you to cheese and desist. I need you to knock it off and gift me cheddar as an apology.
January 29, 2026 at 12:51 AM
It's not enough to cease and desist I need you to cheese and desist. I need you to knock it off and gift me cheddar as an apology.
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You know what? Fuck you!
*re-crusts your uncrustable*
*re-crusts your uncrustable*
January 18, 2026 at 11:50 PM
You know what? Fuck you!
*re-crusts your uncrustable*
*re-crusts your uncrustable*
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A bands best song will come about in 1 of 2 ways.
1: They'll spend years working on it until it's absolutely perfect
2: They'll throw a song together within 20 minutes for a laugh and end up making the best damn song of their career.
1: They'll spend years working on it until it's absolutely perfect
2: They'll throw a song together within 20 minutes for a laugh and end up making the best damn song of their career.
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 AM
A bands best song will come about in 1 of 2 ways.
1: They'll spend years working on it until it's absolutely perfect
2: They'll throw a song together within 20 minutes for a laugh and end up making the best damn song of their career.
1: They'll spend years working on it until it's absolutely perfect
2: They'll throw a song together within 20 minutes for a laugh and end up making the best damn song of their career.
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“When I first heard they’d found a cure for dyslexia, it was like music to my arse.”
—source unknown
—source unknown
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
“When I first heard they’d found a cure for dyslexia, it was like music to my arse.”
—source unknown
—source unknown
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I’m old enough to remember when new albums dropped on Tuesday’s and it was amazing.
January 13, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I’m old enough to remember when new albums dropped on Tuesday’s and it was amazing.
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You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
“I’m really inspired to pursue my fitness goals by this guy next to me at the gym who is grunting like he’s having a cactus removed from his ass before flinging 200 pound weights to the floor”
-No one ever
-No one ever
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“I’m really inspired to pursue my fitness goals by this guy next to me at the gym who is grunting like he’s having a cactus removed from his ass before flinging 200 pound weights to the floor”
-No one ever
-No one ever
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Don't go out. Them people be crazy.
December 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Don't go out. Them people be crazy.
Just introduced a young coworker to Wendy and Lisa’s “At The Closing of The Year” because I am OUT HERE DOING THE LORDS WORK IN THESE STREETS
December 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Just introduced a young coworker to Wendy and Lisa’s “At The Closing of The Year” because I am OUT HERE DOING THE LORDS WORK IN THESE STREETS
Since 1994, MFs *sips coffee*
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Since 1994, MFs *sips coffee*
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Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
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in practice the freedom of speech doesnt exist but the mania for it does especially in the US
December 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
in practice the freedom of speech doesnt exist but the mania for it does especially in the US
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I am unstoppable unless there’s a minor inconvenience.
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I am unstoppable unless there’s a minor inconvenience.
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Why does Rudolph’s nose glow red? His sins. His many, many sins.
December 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Why does Rudolph’s nose glow red? His sins. His many, many sins.
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
Homework
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Homework
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Pounded in the Butt on Christmas by the Spectral Manifestation of My Past Literally Coming to Haunt Me
I found out yesterday that there’s a holiday romance novel about fucking the Ghost of Christmas Past. I think we’re doing okay on the idea front.
(No, I don’t know the title offhand.)
(No, I don’t know the title offhand.)
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Pounded in the Butt on Christmas by the Spectral Manifestation of My Past Literally Coming to Haunt Me
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
Finally, Disney™️ sanctioned AI Slop!
December 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Finally, Disney™️ sanctioned AI Slop!
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war