They need to invent a pairs sport with really huge, muscular women and really petit men where the woman lifts the man up, who do I talk to about this? #MilanoCortina
February 7, 2026 at 6:02 AM
They need to invent a pairs sport with really huge, muscular women and really petit men where the woman lifts the man up, who do I talk to about this? #MilanoCortina
Quite the ride (metaphorically and literally!)
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Quite the ride (metaphorically and literally!)
Reposted by Anneke Garcia
keep thinking of a vocally anti-woke reporter who insisted that the term "environmental racism" was nonsense
After a white county in South Carolina rejected a data center, developers have sets their sights on a Black community for a proposed data center complex the size of 1,200 football fields
After a White Town Rejected a Data Center, Developers Targeted a Black Area
Four million Americans live within 1 mile of a data center. The communities closest to them are “overwhelmingly” non-white.
capitalbnews.org
January 7, 2026 at 3:02 PM
keep thinking of a vocally anti-woke reporter who insisted that the term "environmental racism" was nonsense
Reposted by Anneke Garcia
Protests erupted today across the nation as Trumps intentions to start wars throughout Latin America force US voters into the streets.
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
Protests erupt in US cities over Trump’s military intervention in Venezuela
Hundreds came out to protest in cities coast to coast, even as many in the diaspora celebrated the removal of Maduro
www.theguardian.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Protests erupted today across the nation as Trumps intentions to start wars throughout Latin America force US voters into the streets.
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
"The United States seems destined by Providence to plague America with miseries in the name of freedom." - Simón Bolívar, 1829
January 5, 2026 at 6:24 AM
"The United States seems destined by Providence to plague America with miseries in the name of freedom." - Simón Bolívar, 1829
Reposted by Anneke Garcia
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
Reposted by Anneke Garcia
here’s hoping 2026 is just one year
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
here’s hoping 2026 is just one year
*I reach one eyestalk tentatively out of my mammaloid chrysalis and then begin to emerge*
New year, new me.
New year, new me.
January 1, 2026 at 3:37 AM
*I reach one eyestalk tentatively out of my mammaloid chrysalis and then begin to emerge*
New year, new me.
New year, new me.
"The Democrats in the Senate won't approve my budget!"
Skill issue.
Skill issue.
October 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"The Democrats in the Senate won't approve my budget!"
Skill issue.
Skill issue.
Debí tirar más fotos de cuando te* tuve
*una democracia funcional
*una democracia funcional
September 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Debí tirar más fotos de cuando te* tuve
*una democracia funcional
*una democracia funcional
Me: So... you, uh ... gather any moss lately?
Keith Richards: Bruh.
Keith Richards: Bruh.
August 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Me: So... you, uh ... gather any moss lately?
Keith Richards: Bruh.
Keith Richards: Bruh.
🎵 Losing all my insects in your back seat 🎶
August 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
🎵 Losing all my insects in your back seat 🎶
There is an important conversation we need to have: Ferrero is obviously Italian and Rocher is obviously French, so how the freak are we supposed to pronounce it?
July 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
There is an important conversation we need to have: Ferrero is obviously Italian and Rocher is obviously French, so how the freak are we supposed to pronounce it?
My new aesthetic is macadamia academia.
June 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
My new aesthetic is macadamia academia.
"You know how car crashes are terrifying but also a little bit fun?"
-The guy about to invent bumper cars
-The guy about to invent bumper cars
June 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"You know how car crashes are terrifying but also a little bit fun?"
-The guy about to invent bumper cars
-The guy about to invent bumper cars
Reposted by Anneke Garcia
i think it is bad that high level public officials do not respect the offices they hold or the public they are supposed to serve
The Secretary of Homeland Security responds to the voluntary dismissal of an immigration lawsuit: "Suck it."
May 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i think it is bad that high level public officials do not respect the offices they hold or the public they are supposed to serve
Is this it? Is this the year that @kenjennings.bsky.social wishes me happy birthday back?
Happy birthday, Ken! From the second best Salt Lake City Jeopardy champion born on May 23.
Happy birthday, Ken! From the second best Salt Lake City Jeopardy champion born on May 23.
May 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Is this it? Is this the year that @kenjennings.bsky.social wishes me happy birthday back?
Happy birthday, Ken! From the second best Salt Lake City Jeopardy champion born on May 23.
Happy birthday, Ken! From the second best Salt Lake City Jeopardy champion born on May 23.
What’s a movie you think nobody but you and a handful of people have heard of, that you think is a fantastic film?
May 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
What’s a movie you think nobody but you and a handful of people have heard of, that you think is a fantastic film?
The main reason they've only ever allowed one American on GBBO and then sabotaged him is because they can't risk it, can you imagine what would have happened if one of us would have been on there on Mexican Week?
May 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The main reason they've only ever allowed one American on GBBO and then sabotaged him is because they can't risk it, can you imagine what would have happened if one of us would have been on there on Mexican Week?
You use your water to cool AI computers (derogatory). (You're on Arrakis).
May 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
You use your water to cool AI computers (derogatory). (You're on Arrakis).
Reposted by Anneke Garcia
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
Reposted by Anneke Garcia
Reposted by Anneke Garcia
TUMBLR POPE
The new pope signed up for Twitter in 2011 with a Hotmail email address that he also used for a lot of other stuff, which is how I know that he's probably the first pope on Zynga and almost certainly the first pope on Tumblr
May 9, 2025 at 6:49 AM
TUMBLR POPE
Reposted by Anneke Garcia
Early exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.
May 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Early exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.