Sam Wise
angryhobbit420.bsky.social
Sam Wise
@angryhobbit420.bsky.social
A silly goose, an odd duck, a slinky on the stairs of life 🏳️‍🌈♠️🐈

The one with one eye is Sully. She is a sweet angel baby who can do no wrong.

The other one is Voldemort and she earned that name.
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A fantastic read from @sarahjeong.bsky.social on what it's like to be gassed and the violence in the streets right now. On a meta level, I also love the framing; the title and card make it look like just another product buying guide, but it is very much not that.
Best gas masks
“How did these people go out and get gas masks?” AG Bondi asked.
www.theverge.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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I saw a critique of Springsteen's new song, it being too earnest and cringe, and if I could just take a second to introduce you to the entire Bruce Springsteen catalogue we could settle this in a heartbeat.
January 28, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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Looking to speak to people whose parents have been radicalised online into conspiracy theorists/anti-vaxxers/far right enthusiasts/all the above in the UK mainly but also globally.

Please drop me an email at [email protected]. Names can be changed.
January 25, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Okay, so I'm usually the one saying not to do it... But I think we have finally reached the point where yes, please wake up the ancient mesoamerican owl demon. Let's go for it. Let's find out what the fuck happens.
January 27, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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We should have all known that the moment progressives pulled out their own guns and the black panthers were back in the news defending their communities, that would be the time for common sense gun control. Not 20 some school shootings back, don't be silly.
January 27, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Morning play time recorded for memories
January 27, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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lol yeah these are the same guys who tweet about how scary the subway is & say they’re being genocided because somebody working the checkout lane said happy holidays and now they are all LARPing as Frank Castle just to get ran outta town by grandmas & people playing fiddles
They’ve spent the better part of 10-15 years showing us what utter cowards they are and they cannot believe many of us are not like them
January 25, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I should be doing some cleaning but I'm pretty sure it would be illegal for me to move
January 25, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
🎶 Happy birthday to me, I live in a tree, I look like a monkey, but I'm nowhere as free 🎶
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 PM
But what if I've woken up with all four?
As an American you wake up everyday in one of four moods
January 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sometimes when it seems like the world and perimenopause and finances and every other piece of garbage is out of control, you know what you can do? You know what you can take control of? Yeah that's right, I cleaned my fucking room bitches. BOOYAH!
January 18, 2026 at 5:14 PM
January 18, 2026 at 4:12 PM
January 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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This is giving me a much needed endorphin rush youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I?...
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Northridge Mall in Salinas, California. Extremely easy to sneak into... in the '90s, at least.
January 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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Thank you so much for everyone on #BlackSky for sharing Hailey's picture; I appreciate it so much. She's still missing. They think she met someone online. She deactivated her socials, and her phone has been off since last Monday. The right pic is the most recent. She was carrying a pink duffle bag.
January 14, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Deploying emergency kitten videos

Sound on
January 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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it might be like hell on their valves and triglicerides and whatnot but i always smile when i see somebodies pet cat that is fat as hell. just a ball of meat with a lil tiny puzzled cat head on one end
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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So the weather is crap and it looks like snow is on the way, a nightmare for rough sleepers.

StreetLink is an org that helps people sleeping rough, often finding them somewhere to rest for a night. If you see someone who needs help, just ring them and they’ll do rest.

thestreetlink.org.uk/start
Tell us about someone sleeping rough - StreetLink
StreetLink can be used by anyone in England & Wales. Alerts are sent to outreach teams. Call 999 if the person needs emergency help or is under 18.
thestreetlink.org.uk
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM