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If this is true she should never work as a journalist again.
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Lots of people think this is fine: manly, bold, “genuine,” “telling it like it is.“. Lots of people will approve.

Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture.
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I always say that it's better to hold off on blaming a particular political side for an act of violence. Here's why I'm blaming today's national guard shooting on the woke left.
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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If you want to live under a king, you ultimately wish to be a slave to that person’s commands.

If you want to live under a democracy, you wish to be free to do anything that’s allowed under the law.

The people who want authoritarianism don’t feel confident enough to live with real freedom.
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump
US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official to suggest they work together on a similar plan for Ukraine — and that Vladimir Putin should raise it with Donald Trump.
bloom.bg
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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They are not onto something. And scientists who believe they are need to spend more time reading philosophy of mind.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Learning today that I have to sign all of my Bluesky posts with “and I am a liberal who thinks Donald Trump is bad”. Will do better in the future team.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Some thoughts on how to win the argument with your MAGA uncle at Thanksgiving:

www.messageboxnews.com/p/how-to-han...
How to Handle Your MAGA Uncle at Thanksgiving (Without Ruining Dinner)
Some facts and messages for the inevitable, awkward political conversation over Turkey.
www.messageboxnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Look I just try to live my life so that if Isaac Chotiner ever interviews me I will have nothing to be worried about. As a heuristic, I think it’s pretty good
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’m just saying that in the NFL you have the Watt brothers, Kelce brothers and the Bosa brothers all from union states.

I mean these are people who would r leave the porch without an umbrella
a left-of-center charles murray type who argues that we must stop blaming the myriad problems of southern whites on their diseased culture and instead accept that southern whites are genetically inferior
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Doug P could run an offense. Sirianni is 100% coordinator dependent and it’s pathetic how much credit he gets for wins at this point.

2nd year he picks his guy and 2nd year it’s a dumpster fire
No excuse whatsoever for the Eagles offense to not score a point in the final 41:30 vs one of the worst defenses in the league.

None.
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’m adding to the discourse officially that Doug P is a substantially better HC than Sirianni because Doug could actually run an offense.

Sirianni is now proven to be 100% coordinator dependent HC over the last 3 seasons
Eagles sports radio is gonna make the red wedding look like a romantic comedy
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Pretty remarkable that Trump has installed someone on the Saudi dole — Jared Kushner collects millions in fees from the Saudis every year — in a key role for America's most sensitive and consequential foreign policy negotiations (Gaza, Ukraine), and it is largely TREATED AS A NON-STORY
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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You, parched of swag: Is that a—

Me, resplendent: —Saddam Hussein Yasser Arafat bromance watch? that’s right.
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.

Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Someone is having concerns about Twitter privacy all of a sudden
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
quite a look for Trump today
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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they should invent a nap that does your chores
August 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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In her resignation statement, MTG breaks very dramatically with the secret-plan conspiracy theorists about what’s happening in DC.
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
His rizz is so high he made Trump literally avuncular
That this happened on the day that Marjorie Taylor Greene resigned from Congress after beefing with Trump is an immaculate example of how little loyalty or consistency the Trump has.

Also Mamdani’s rizz is over 9000.
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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My read on this letter is that MTG is the most "normal person" member of Congress (and I don't mean that in either a complimentary or derogatory way).

She wanted to affect change, got discouraged, and realized she has no power and is not having fun, so she's quitting. Most people would do the same.
unfortunately, the imges just got shared and oh boy its uh

something
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Profiles in courage
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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This is an all-timer. Best detail: "Investigators later found matching zip ties in her Maserati SUV." newjerseyglobe.com/congress/van...
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
newjerseyglobe.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM