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I love these morning football games because *anything* can happen, like a commercial using the phrase "NFL legend Ryan Tannehill"
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I love these morning football games because *anything* can happen, like a commercial using the phrase "NFL legend Ryan Tannehill"
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Unpopular opinion: Sitting to pee is so much more comfortable, but toxic masculinity has led us down the wrong path
November 16, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Unpopular opinion: Sitting to pee is so much more comfortable, but toxic masculinity has led us down the wrong path
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U Talkin' Vatican II 2 Me?
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
U Talkin' Vatican II 2 Me?
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The Beastie Boys’ “Licensed to Ill” was released on this date in 1986.
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The Beastie Boys’ “Licensed to Ill” was released on this date in 1986.
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There has never been a better time to release an interracial lesbian Christmas movie because the outrage grifters are whisper quiet. Hell, you could probably put a black person in Star Wars right now. The anti-DEI freaks are too busy wallowing in the shame of secretly being pro-CSA all along.
🚨SAPPHIC LIFETIME CHRISTMAS MOVIE THIS YEAR🚨
November 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
There has never been a better time to release an interracial lesbian Christmas movie because the outrage grifters are whisper quiet. Hell, you could probably put a black person in Star Wars right now. The anti-DEI freaks are too busy wallowing in the shame of secretly being pro-CSA all along.
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Been laughing at this for about 10 minutes.
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Been laughing at this for about 10 minutes.
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“Tank Leisure” sounds like a made up Fire Pro name to avoid copyright infringement
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“Tank Leisure” sounds like a made up Fire Pro name to avoid copyright infringement
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They should ask this about every movie. Why isn’t Pennywise in Nights in Rodanthe with Richard Gere and Diane Lane?
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
They should ask this about every movie. Why isn’t Pennywise in Nights in Rodanthe with Richard Gere and Diane Lane?
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could i make it any more obvious
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
could i make it any more obvious
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This was never the idea
Paul F Tompkins has officially hit 3000 hours of podcasting
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The Paul F. Tompkins podcast appearance master list
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November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This was never the idea
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
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Bach, you have to stop. Your clavier is too well-tempered. Your concertos too Brandenburg. They’ll kill you
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Bach, you have to stop. Your clavier is too well-tempered. Your concertos too Brandenburg. They’ll kill you
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Hall and Oates released their debut studio album on this date in 1972.
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Hall and Oates released their debut studio album on this date in 1972.
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Archibald “Moonlight” Graham, born on this date in 1876
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Archibald “Moonlight” Graham, born on this date in 1876
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Beavis, drawn in the style of the T206 Honus Wagner
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Beavis, drawn in the style of the T206 Honus Wagner
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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The great Case Lowe of @openvoicegate.bsky.social joined me to dig in the crates on the career of Eddy Guerrero and pick out some interesting matches, with sidebar chats a plenty. Plus a spotlight on Ryoya Tanaka & other 2025 wrestling musings
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November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The great Case Lowe of @openvoicegate.bsky.social joined me to dig in the crates on the career of Eddy Guerrero and pick out some interesting matches, with sidebar chats a plenty. Plus a spotlight on Ryoya Tanaka & other 2025 wrestling musings
@pwtorch.bsky.social
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This how I find out I have a son??
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This how I find out I have a son??
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Snooty ass back-of-airplane-seat libraries
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Snooty ass back-of-airplane-seat libraries
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Happy Mountain Goats album-release day to anybody celebrating!
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Happy Mountain Goats album-release day to anybody celebrating!
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother