Paul Brittain
@paulbrittain.bsky.social
Comedy. Actor. Writer. Chicago guy. Saturday Night Live/SNL/Comedy Bang Bang/Killing Gunther/ The Simpsons
Snooty ass back-of-airplane-seat libraries
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Snooty ass back-of-airplane-seat libraries
Sub-par prosecution from DOJ
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Sub-par prosecution from DOJ
20th inning if you hit 2 foul balls the catcher gets to kiss you
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
20th inning if you hit 2 foul balls the catcher gets to kiss you
A Coors Light even
17th inning you gotta drink the grossest beer from the back of the fridge. A cucumber stout. A watermelon abomination.
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
A Coors Light even
17th inning you gotta drink the grossest beer from the back of the fridge. A cucumber stout. A watermelon abomination.
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
17th inning you gotta drink the grossest beer from the back of the fridge. A cucumber stout. A watermelon abomination.
Huge week for the "shutdown the government in order to keep the pedophiles' secrets safe and let Biff demolish the White House" constituency
October 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Huge week for the "shutdown the government in order to keep the pedophiles' secrets safe and let Biff demolish the White House" constituency
Having sex in your parents' MedBed and it keeps trying to cure you of Typhoid fever
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Having sex in your parents' MedBed and it keeps trying to cure you of Typhoid fever
Watch on Fox in 15 mins, West Coast
Was thrilled to play a character in the season premiere of The Simpsons airing tonight! Written by the great @jessicajconrad❤️!
September 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Watch on Fox in 15 mins, West Coast
Was thrilled to play a character in the season premiere of The Simpsons airing tonight! Written by the great @jessicajconrad❤️!
September 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Was thrilled to play a character in the season premiere of The Simpsons airing tonight! Written by the great @jessicajconrad❤️!
Shocked that this is what the Ticketmaster CEO looks like
September 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Shocked that this is what the Ticketmaster CEO looks like
Demanding they write "Marco Rubio has strong muscles" on my Starbucks cup and calling the F.B.I. if they won't
September 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Demanding they write "Marco Rubio has strong muscles" on my Starbucks cup and calling the F.B.I. if they won't
Could move it to North Korea, for example
September 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Could move it to North Korea, for example
Reposted by Paul Brittain
AP-NORC poll | 9/11-9/15
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+7)
Approve 39% (-6)
(shift since last poll)
apnorc.org/projects/pes...
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+7)
Approve 39% (-6)
(shift since last poll)
apnorc.org/projects/pes...
Pessimism about the direction of the country is growing among Republicans - AP-NORC
Forty-nine percent of Republicans say things in the United States are heading the right direction down from 75% in June.
apnorc.org
September 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
AP-NORC poll | 9/11-9/15
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+7)
Approve 39% (-6)
(shift since last poll)
apnorc.org/projects/pes...
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+7)
Approve 39% (-6)
(shift since last poll)
apnorc.org/projects/pes...
"Next thing you know they're gonna change the name to ANYONE Barrel!!!"
August 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"Next thing you know they're gonna change the name to ANYONE Barrel!!!"
See guys, Sean Duffy was right to be afraid of the Subway
AG Bondi says a DOJ employee has been fired after he was arrested for allegedly throwing a wrapped Subway sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer in Washington, D.C.
Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN
Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN
August 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
See guys, Sean Duffy was right to be afraid of the Subway
They're listening in on your dumps, kids
NEW: A pair of hackers found that vape and smoke detectors often found in high school bathrooms can be hack to turn it into a secret listening device. @agreenberg.bsky.social and @josephcox.bsky.social report in this @wired.com/@404media.co collab www.wired.com/story/school...
It Looks Like a School Bathroom Smoke Detector. A Teen Hacker Showed It Could Be an Audio Bug
A pair of hackers found that a vape detector often found in high school bathrooms contained microphones—and security weaknesses that could allow someone to turn it into a secret listening device.
www.wired.com
August 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
They're listening in on your dumps, kids
"And we got big, beautiful Dean Cain to join ICE. The Superman! They call him the Superman. And we've gone out to James Woods to be the guy who pulls the lever for the electric chair.."
August 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"And we got big, beautiful Dean Cain to join ICE. The Superman! They call him the Superman. And we've gone out to James Woods to be the guy who pulls the lever for the electric chair.."
It begins. They're going with "actually Ghislaine is innocent for some reason"
Newsmax's Greg Kelly on Ghislaine Maxwell: "There's something else going on here. It's an injustice ... people are horrified when I say that this individual just might be innocent. But think about it. Who told us about her? The most reviled institutions in America. The media and the Biden DOJ."
August 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It begins. They're going with "actually Ghislaine is innocent for some reason"
It's weird that sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell has just suddenly been designated as "not a sex offender" by the Bureau of Prisons.
August 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It's weird that sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell has just suddenly been designated as "not a sex offender" by the Bureau of Prisons.
I keep reading it as Email Bove
July 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I keep reading it as Email Bove
He's gonna pardon the Coldplay kiss-cam couple
July 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
He's gonna pardon the Coldplay kiss-cam couple
Reposted by Paul Brittain
The #1 way to explain America working properly is by saying “comedians can make fun of he President on TV.” A good way to explain fascism is “the President forces companies to fire those comedians as a condition of allowing them to conduct business.”
July 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The #1 way to explain America working properly is by saying “comedians can make fun of he President on TV.” A good way to explain fascism is “the President forces companies to fire those comedians as a condition of allowing them to conduct business.”
Grunge?????? These clowns were post-post-grunge weight room rock
July 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Grunge?????? These clowns were post-post-grunge weight room rock
Do you guys think we'll get an apology from grok?
July 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Do you guys think we'll get an apology from grok?