Andy Jukes
@andyjukes.bsky.social
There's been a load of compromisin', on the road to my horizon.
I've wanted one of these ever since I saw some on the streets of Europe. My wife calls it a Lego Car.
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I've wanted one of these ever since I saw some on the streets of Europe. My wife calls it a Lego Car.
Does @hodgman.bsky.social know his comedic stylings are featured in a new Cryptograms app? I can hardly wait to decipher his bon mots! (Also, some illustrious company…)
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Does @hodgman.bsky.social know his comedic stylings are featured in a new Cryptograms app? I can hardly wait to decipher his bon mots! (Also, some illustrious company…)
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Here’s the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. O, O, O!
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Here’s the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. O, O, O!
Wolves using tools and whales using vowels. Fantastic. Nature is amazing.
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Wolves using tools and whales using vowels. Fantastic. Nature is amazing.
Am I the only person who thinks Lindsey Halligan looks like she's been generated by AI?
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Am I the only person who thinks Lindsey Halligan looks like she's been generated by AI?
One thing I learned last week is that Megyn Kelly has gone Full Mar-A-Lago Face.
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
One thing I learned last week is that Megyn Kelly has gone Full Mar-A-Lago Face.
Funny and fact-filled piece about the demise of the US penny, from the same reporter who recently wrote a related (and also excellent) article for NYT (www.nytimes.com/2024/09/01/m...).
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Pennies Are Trash Now
The government has no plan for America’s 300 billion pennies.
www.theatlantic.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Funny and fact-filled piece about the demise of the US penny, from the same reporter who recently wrote a related (and also excellent) article for NYT (www.nytimes.com/2024/09/01/m...).
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
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Congratulations to the Times app on 17 amazing years of a useless search function
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Congratulations to the Times app on 17 amazing years of a useless search function
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Vic Reeves & @bobmort.bsky.social made a very strong case for the BBC License Fee…
April 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Vic Reeves & @bobmort.bsky.social made a very strong case for the BBC License Fee…
Never much cared for Rush but this is a nostalgic banger.
music.apple.com/ca/album/tim...
music.apple.com/ca/album/tim...
Time Stand Still by Rush & Aimee Mann on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 5:09
music.apple.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Never much cared for Rush but this is a nostalgic banger.
music.apple.com/ca/album/tim...
music.apple.com/ca/album/tim...
These lyrics are fucking hilarious. I love @bccamplight.bsky.social .
music.apple.com/ca/album/i-w...
music.apple.com/ca/album/i-w...
I Want to Be in the Mafia by BC Camplight on Apple Music
Song · 2020 · Duration 4:36
music.apple.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
These lyrics are fucking hilarious. I love @bccamplight.bsky.social .
music.apple.com/ca/album/i-w...
music.apple.com/ca/album/i-w...
This episode freaked me out. There was a piano-playing kid who turned into a monster when Pokey coughed during a performance.
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This episode freaked me out. There was a piano-playing kid who turned into a monster when Pokey coughed during a performance.
I feel like it's only a matter of time before the @nytgames.bsky.social app starts offering actual betting for cash.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I feel like it's only a matter of time before the @nytgames.bsky.social app starts offering actual betting for cash.
Had no idea forever that one of my favorite Bowie tracks is a Scott Walker cover.
music.apple.com/ca/album/nit...
music.apple.com/ca/album/nit...
Nite Flights (2021 Remaster) by David Bowie on Apple Music
Song · 1993 · Duration 4:37
music.apple.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Had no idea forever that one of my favorite Bowie tracks is a Scott Walker cover.
music.apple.com/ca/album/nit...
music.apple.com/ca/album/nit...
@aimeemann.bsky.social has a special talent for calling out assholes with beautiful songs.
music.apple.com/ca/album/wis...
music.apple.com/ca/album/wis...
Wise Up by Aimee Mann on Apple Music
Song · 2000 · Duration 3:41
music.apple.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
@aimeemann.bsky.social has a special talent for calling out assholes with beautiful songs.
music.apple.com/ca/album/wis...
music.apple.com/ca/album/wis...
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Eat Fresh, motherfuckers
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Eat Fresh, motherfuckers
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i had a sandwich thrown at me but the jury said it wasn't deadly. i should have told them my wife made it!
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i had a sandwich thrown at me but the jury said it wasn't deadly. i should have told them my wife made it!
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Music To Sell Canned Soft Drinks By (US Steel, Non-Music) (1962) full 7"
https://redd.it/1octxoq
https://youtu.be/RXi6BwZr358
https://redd.it/1octxoq
https://youtu.be/RXi6BwZr358
Music To Sell Canned Soft Drinks By (US Steel, Non-Music) (1962) full 7"
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Music To Sell Canned Soft Drinks By (US Steel, Non-Music) (1962) full 7"
https://redd.it/1octxoq
https://youtu.be/RXi6BwZr358
https://redd.it/1octxoq
https://youtu.be/RXi6BwZr358
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Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers
November 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers
My annual reminder that no self-respecting druggie is going to waste their stash on some dumb kids. And there has never been a razor blade in an apple that wasn't planted afterwards by some fear-mongering freak.
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My annual reminder that no self-respecting druggie is going to waste their stash on some dumb kids. And there has never been a razor blade in an apple that wasn't planted afterwards by some fear-mongering freak.
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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Antifa is not actually my Anti.
October 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Antifa is not actually my Anti.
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BREAKING: Secretary of Energy Chris Wright announces government investigation into “so-called solar energy,” including possible heath risks of “solar radiation” from solar panels and concerns that solar energy initiatives “may use up all of the sun, leaving us dark and cold.”
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
BREAKING: Secretary of Energy Chris Wright announces government investigation into “so-called solar energy,” including possible heath risks of “solar radiation” from solar panels and concerns that solar energy initiatives “may use up all of the sun, leaving us dark and cold.”
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"Did you finish that story on how the hurricane in Jamaica is affecting people?"
"Sure did, boss. Real fuckin' white, just like you asked."
"Sure did, boss. Real fuckin' white, just like you asked."
Texas newlyweds who were enjoying their honeymoon in Jamaica are now bracing for impact as Hurricane Melissa makes landfall as the largest storm in the country’s history.
Details: https://on.wowt6.com/47RnAqT
Details: https://on.wowt6.com/47RnAqT
October 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"Did you finish that story on how the hurricane in Jamaica is affecting people?"
"Sure did, boss. Real fuckin' white, just like you asked."
"Sure did, boss. Real fuckin' white, just like you asked."