Jonny Collins
@androjonny.bsky.social
Always shit, sometimes posting.
Barely a comedian.
she/they
Barely a comedian.
she/they
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Jonny Collins
@androjonny.bsky.social
· Jun 29
Hello friends! It's my 30th birthday coming up this month, I do not expect any gifts from anyone, but if anyone would like to get me a lil treat I've got a page on ko-fi here: ko-fi.com/androjonny
If I am ever famous, i'm gonna start writing my own fanfic about myself to assert dominance
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If I am ever famous, i'm gonna start writing my own fanfic about myself to assert dominance
Since i'm back here I should remind you all that I do comedy i guess, here's some of that I did the other day about being one of those transgenders we have now youtube.com/shorts/kvo0D...
Jonny is an lllegal Woman || Blizzard Comedy
YouTube video by Blizzard Comedy
youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Since i'm back here I should remind you all that I do comedy i guess, here's some of that I did the other day about being one of those transgenders we have now youtube.com/shorts/kvo0D...
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*sniff* they grow up so fast 🥲
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
*sniff* they grow up so fast 🥲
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Got my PIP. Got the basic amount. Back dated to when I applied 18 months ago. Am completely numb. Need to reapply this time next year though which sucks. Fuck the tories, fuck Labour for making it worse and fuck every single Reformer who wants to take this stuff away.
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Got my PIP. Got the basic amount. Back dated to when I applied 18 months ago. Am completely numb. Need to reapply this time next year though which sucks. Fuck the tories, fuck Labour for making it worse and fuck every single Reformer who wants to take this stuff away.
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you cant spell "yuri" without u and i
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 AM
you cant spell "yuri" without u and i
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happy International Men's Day to trans men only, you guys worked your asses off to earn this and are playing the game on a level cis men cannot even imagine
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
happy International Men's Day to trans men only, you guys worked your asses off to earn this and are playing the game on a level cis men cannot even imagine
Shortlist for my "Best Protest Music of 2025" playlist is looking pretty healthy, and it's not even December yet. Have I missed any contenders from the year?
November 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Shortlist for my "Best Protest Music of 2025" playlist is looking pretty healthy, and it's not even December yet. Have I missed any contenders from the year?
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I am asking all men on International Men's Day to smile more
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I am asking all men on International Men's Day to smile more
O shit it's international men's day, i forgot. Um, okay, i'm cis for the next 3 hours. I love changing the words in pop songs from the 90s to make them football appropriate. Fucking love sunny D, gimme some of dat. Hollywood Undead are my favourite band.
AMA you wanna know about being a cis boy<3
AMA you wanna know about being a cis boy<3
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
O shit it's international men's day, i forgot. Um, okay, i'm cis for the next 3 hours. I love changing the words in pop songs from the 90s to make them football appropriate. Fucking love sunny D, gimme some of dat. Hollywood Undead are my favourite band.
AMA you wanna know about being a cis boy<3
AMA you wanna know about being a cis boy<3
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Something about today I can’t put my finger on. Remember remember 19th of November….
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Something about today I can’t put my finger on. Remember remember 19th of November….
awww yeah back on that GRIND
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
awww yeah back on that GRIND
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im not asking for every labour voter to apologise, but at least say oops.
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
im not asking for every labour voter to apologise, but at least say oops.
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November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Back on facebook and back on my bullshit
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Back on facebook and back on my bullshit
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If you were here now you could be touching my tits
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
If you were here now you could be touching my tits
Okay, well I was going to post this on facebook, but given I'm blocked from that I might as well share it here.
So since I've been here last I've finally started my HRT! And I thought it'd be neat to start a lil diary of progress, with musings, feelings, and progress photos
So since I've been here last I've finally started my HRT! And I thought it'd be neat to start a lil diary of progress, with musings, feelings, and progress photos
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Okay, well I was going to post this on facebook, but given I'm blocked from that I might as well share it here.
So since I've been here last I've finally started my HRT! And I thought it'd be neat to start a lil diary of progress, with musings, feelings, and progress photos
So since I've been here last I've finally started my HRT! And I thought it'd be neat to start a lil diary of progress, with musings, feelings, and progress photos
I've just had the same happen to me, must be a broader issue, fucking bullshit they can just deactivate your account for no damn reason and all you can do is appeal and wait and hope. I have friends' conversations on messenger with people who aren't alive anymore, and I am devastatedly worried.
WTAF, I've just had an email from Facebook saying my account has been suspended for violating "Community Standards on cybersecurity". I've appealed but I literally have no idea what I'm meant to have done!? I'll be pissed off if I lose access as there's a lot of friends & memories on there.
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I've just had the same happen to me, must be a broader issue, fucking bullshit they can just deactivate your account for no damn reason and all you can do is appeal and wait and hope. I have friends' conversations on messenger with people who aren't alive anymore, and I am devastatedly worried.
Okay I'm back, out of the blue facebook has suspended my account and given me no actual reason why, just a vague "Cybersecurity". I've appealed it obviously, but everything is gone. All my memories, conversations with now dead friends, all gone unless the appeal works. Kinda wanna cry.
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Okay I'm back, out of the blue facebook has suspended my account and given me no actual reason why, just a vague "Cybersecurity". I've appealed it obviously, but everything is gone. All my memories, conversations with now dead friends, all gone unless the appeal works. Kinda wanna cry.
I guess I'm done here, caved and tried to use the bullshit age authentication service @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team decided to make mandatory for accesing 'adult content' such as *squints* "DMs"
August 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I guess I'm done here, caved and tried to use the bullshit age authentication service @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team decided to make mandatory for accesing 'adult content' such as *squints* "DMs"
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Reports say Young Labour membership has plummeted from 100,000 dweebs to 30,000 actual sociopaths.
August 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Reports say Young Labour membership has plummeted from 100,000 dweebs to 30,000 actual sociopaths.
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Two trans acts on the bill tonight, it’s not even a theme night. When I first started I did a trans comedy night and asked the promoter “so who’s on?” They said “you, the other one, and I’ve got two I reckon the audience won’t be able to tell they’re not”
August 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Two trans acts on the bill tonight, it’s not even a theme night. When I first started I did a trans comedy night and asked the promoter “so who’s on?” They said “you, the other one, and I’ve got two I reckon the audience won’t be able to tell they’re not”
v funny contrast today having one of my comedy heroes talk to me like a peer, only to have the other middle spot say "Good set fella" as he was leaving to me, suggesting he either didn't listen to or didn't understand any of my set where i exclusively talk about not being one of them 🤣
August 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
v funny contrast today having one of my comedy heroes talk to me like a peer, only to have the other middle spot say "Good set fella" as he was leaving to me, suggesting he either didn't listen to or didn't understand any of my set where i exclusively talk about not being one of them 🤣
If you missed my 30th birthday Blizzard Special last week, we are streaming it here now! Come see how I celebrated my 30th but only if you promise to think less of me because of it: www.twitch.tv/blizzardcomedy
August 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you missed my 30th birthday Blizzard Special last week, we are streaming it here now! Come see how I celebrated my 30th but only if you promise to think less of me because of it: www.twitch.tv/blizzardcomedy
in a parallel world where weird al hadn't retired from his album cycles, we would 100% have a not like us parody by now
August 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
in a parallel world where weird al hadn't retired from his album cycles, we would 100% have a not like us parody by now