Amy Suiter Clarke
@amysuiterclarke.bsky.social
Author of psychological thrillers GIRL, 11 and LAY YOUR BODY DOWN. Minnesota ➡️ Melbourne. Twin mom; send coffee. she/her
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Hi new followers! I am an author, communications specialist working in an academic library, twin mom, and American immigrant to Australia.
If a man said “quiet piggy” to me it would be the last thing he said with a working set of nads, I can tell you that much.
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
If a man said “quiet piggy” to me it would be the last thing he said with a working set of nads, I can tell you that much.
I started writing again.
September 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I started writing again.
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I hope people understand that the anomaly here aren’t the conditions—the conditions are very typical—the anomaly is that they put a number of documented workers from a high-income country in those conditions. This is how people are treated in custody routinely
korean reporting is nightmarish on the conditions Korean workers were contained in
September 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I hope people understand that the anomaly here aren’t the conditions—the conditions are very typical—the anomaly is that they put a number of documented workers from a high-income country in those conditions. This is how people are treated in custody routinely
Are we hope-scrolling over here too?
August 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Are we hope-scrolling over here too?
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I think there is no better summation of the Democratic Party than saying you want to minimize cruelty instead of completely eliminate it
We can protect national security and public safety — the reasons why ICE was created in the first place — while minimizing cruelty, especially to children.
August 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I think there is no better summation of the Democratic Party than saying you want to minimize cruelty instead of completely eliminate it
Absolutely sick of being represented by @amyklobuchar.com at this point. Might as well be a republican.
Only 23 Dems voted against confirming former Congressman Marc Molinaro, an opponent of public transit, as Federal Transit Administrator.
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August 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Absolutely sick of being represented by @amyklobuchar.com at this point. Might as well be a republican.
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one of the single best deals in streaming. i've been paying for PBS Passport for years. it rules
August 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
one of the single best deals in streaming. i've been paying for PBS Passport for years. it rules
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I think this is the most horrifying post I have ever read.
July 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I think this is the most horrifying post I have ever read.
One of my 3yo twins calls older kids whose ages he doesn’t know “big-year-olds” and I don’t ever want it to stop.
July 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
One of my 3yo twins calls older kids whose ages he doesn’t know “big-year-olds” and I don’t ever want it to stop.
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I want you to imagine that you opened a bag of flour to feed your children. There's no other food. Then you open the flour and find prescription medicine ground up in it.
Prescription painkillers.
In the only food for your CHILDREN.
Prescription painkillers.
In the only food for your CHILDREN.
July 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I want you to imagine that you opened a bag of flour to feed your children. There's no other food. Then you open the flour and find prescription medicine ground up in it.
Prescription painkillers.
In the only food for your CHILDREN.
Prescription painkillers.
In the only food for your CHILDREN.
I need @fivefourpod.bsky.social to discuss the glory of this burn
June 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I need @fivefourpod.bsky.social to discuss the glory of this burn
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Bill Clinton’s just chilling in his living room, watching ICE kidnappings on tv, when the sex pest election trouble alarm goes off in his kitchen. “Not cuomo,” he says to himself. “Not another member of the brotherhood”
June 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Bill Clinton’s just chilling in his living room, watching ICE kidnappings on tv, when the sex pest election trouble alarm goes off in his kitchen. “Not cuomo,” he says to himself. “Not another member of the brotherhood”
Not to brag, but I read a whole book.
June 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Not to brag, but I read a whole book.
It really is the easiest thing in the world to say an entire population shouldn’t be driven from their homes, blocked from escape, then bombed and starved into oblivion. This should never happen: no exceptions, no context required. The fact that people are still on the fence is what’s controversial.
May 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It really is the easiest thing in the world to say an entire population shouldn’t be driven from their homes, blocked from escape, then bombed and starved into oblivion. This should never happen: no exceptions, no context required. The fact that people are still on the fence is what’s controversial.
Today, I’m thinking about all the mothers who have been separated from their children. By militaries, by borders, by death. Every child should have the option to hold their mom on Mother’s Day.
May 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Today, I’m thinking about all the mothers who have been separated from their children. By militaries, by borders, by death. Every child should have the option to hold their mom on Mother’s Day.
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This is the right approach — speak to them as you would an especially stupid child, spell out their crimes and your contempt clearly.
I know your goal is to try to make life as hard as possible for immigrants.
May 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This is the right approach — speak to them as you would an especially stupid child, spell out their crimes and your contempt clearly.
Goodbye, Dutton, you bigoted Voldemort looking ass bitch.
May 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Goodbye, Dutton, you bigoted Voldemort looking ass bitch.
*laughs in American/Australian*
May 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
*laughs in American/Australian*
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They literally did the Onion article. Agents posted up outside her hospital room.
May 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
They literally did the Onion article. Agents posted up outside her hospital room.
Aaaaaand they’re home sick 🥴
May 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Aaaaaand they’re home sick 🥴
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you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
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i will say again that given the trajectory of the white house so far, strident opposition a la 2017 would have absolutely been the most prudent and effective decision and the absence of that opposition in the first two months made things demonstrably worse.
May 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
i will say again that given the trajectory of the white house so far, strident opposition a la 2017 would have absolutely been the most prudent and effective decision and the absence of that opposition in the first two months made things demonstrably worse.
Daycare notifications portend doom.
May 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Daycare notifications portend doom.
[Democrat senators walking to the gallows set up for them by the administration, voices muffled by the bags over their heads]: this behavior is extremely concerning
April 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
[Democrat senators walking to the gallows set up for them by the administration, voices muffled by the bags over their heads]: this behavior is extremely concerning