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While searching for something else I stumbled upon this fascinating op-ed from Dec. 2015--ten years ago. It appeared in the Greenville, SC Index-Journal. It matter-of-factly pointed out that Trump was beloved by white nationalists like Jared Taylor. This was BEFORE the first GOP primary was held.
December 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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he’s going to bring up that Reiner was not a fan of his
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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This is what happens when the FBI is run by two right-wing conspiracy theorist podcasters who spent the last 11 months purging almost anyone with institutional knowledge from the bureau. They're going to keep fucking this kind of thing up.
BREAKING: Authorities will release the person of interest in the Brown University shooting, officials said, as the investigation continues.
Live updates: Person of interest identified after 2 killed and 9 injured at Brown University
Live updates: 2 dead, 9 wounded in Brown University shooting; person of interest in custody
nbcnews.to
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
they do a LOT of battles— and marbles is constantly grumbling if bun ever touches her in the slightest— but they are pretty good buddies in real life.
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
what a mystery. no one knows how the couch pillows got there. 🤔
December 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i'm not sure i previously knew Mark Bell was part of Deltron 3030? seems i would've remembered that. 🤔
MAKING DELTRON 3030
YouTube video by OfficialDELTRON
www.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
this would be bad for anyone that currently enjoys recreational cannabis.
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i was ridiculously thinking i'd still be able to get out and up the driveway without it getting plowed. that will not be the case.

supposed to keep snowing for a few more hours still.
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.

I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
ReCalibri
They always make us do everything ourselves, anyway
Dr.eamer.dev
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Indiana would be super dumb if they don't call his bluff.

besides being flatly wrong and unconstitutional— it has already been demonstrated that capitulating to him only emboldens him and will just get you MORE extortion attempts. not less.

like most bullies— slapping his dick in the dirt WORKS.
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.

I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
December 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
The part that I can't figure out is what John Roberts thinks he is doing. He used to seem to be a judge who was very attentive to appearances, I think on a theory that you can't draw too much attention to yourself without undermining your ability to continue to shape the law.
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
37yo calling a 19yo after midnight?

thankfully neither pastors nor conservatives have any history that'd make you think this is really inappropriate.
A MAGA-friendly pastor has revealed details of a late-night phone call involving a religious awakening for Barron Trump

Knechtle recalled talking to the president’s 19-year-old son at 12:30 a.m. and said he was “very close” to putting his faith in Christ

www.yahoo.com/news/article...
MAGA Pastor Spills on Late-Night Call With Barron Trump
A MAGA-friendly pastor has revealed details of a late-night phone call involving a religious awakening for Barron Trump. Pastor and therapist Stuart Knechtle, who has 2.4 million followers on TikTok, ...
www.yahoo.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Read this 👇
A certified medical professional with 14 years of experience treating dementia patients may have just cracked the whole f***ing code - complete with a specific drug, specific side effects and specific behavioral symptoms that perfectly match what we’re all watching happen to Donald Trump

No paywall
🚨 BREAKING: Did a Medical Pro Crack the Health Crisis Secret/Alzheimer’s Code?
A Deep Dive into the One Story MAGA Cannot Escape
deanblundell.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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To fascists, words don’t have meanings, words are merely tools to get what you want, especially power for yourself.

In a way, Hegseth’s stance is consistent.

2016: refuse orders while Obama is president no matter the legality

2025: follow orders while Trump is president no matter the illegality
NEW VIDEO: We uncovered footage showing Pete Hegseth in 2016 saying the military won’t follow unlawful orders — the same point he has recently criticized Democrats, including Sen. Mark Kelly, for making - and which Trump has said is punishable by death.
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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After World War II, 3 German U-boat crewmen were sentenced to death for machine-gunning Allied sailors who were clinging to life rafts after their boat was sunk.
It's long been known in the military that this is a war crime. Pete Hegseth must be fired and prosecuted.
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
the wheel itself is a donut-hole style of hole. whoa.
Technology was so basic in the past. A toilet was a hole. A shoe was just a smaller hole. Everything was holes
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
some of my classic evergreen hilarity to use whenever Darryl Issa is mentioned.
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
guessing what happened is someone told him :

"drug prices have gone UP by 200-500% because of you."

if UP is BAD then DOWN is GOOD. bigger number also GOOD. so now we have :

"drug prices coming DOWN 500-1500% because of me."

simplistic semantic thinking by someone that doesn't know math.
Trump: You’re going to have drug prices coming down 500,600,700% because of me
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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That sound you heard was every GOP elected official with a lick of sense absolutely SHITTING themselves thinking about the visual of Mark Kelly back in uniform before a military court as Whiskey Pete's handpicked chucklefucks try to railroad him on bogus charges.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
bun is very very sad that she lost her couch ramp privileges while i was cleaning up like the 4th random beverage she has knocked off the side table. 😢
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
are we supposed to be impressed about his prophetic visions of the rise of 'socialism'... made in 2020? 😂 come on.

could've "predicted" this just by being on tumblr in like 2008.
Bari Weiss’s The Free Press (now part of corporate media) is pushing this Ad on Musk’s X. It portrays Peter Thiel as some sort of savant.

This is the same guy, you know, who has been giving lectures about the AntiChrist.

The “Free” Press is more like The Billionaire Press.
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.

Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM