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Zeb Ulon
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preacher comic. confronting a chinless and scared white supremacist : "WHY IS IT THE GREATEST CHAMPIONS OF THE WHITE RACE ALWAYS TURN OUT TO BE THE WORST EXAMPLES OF IT? YOU!" typical worthless white supremacist (with no chin) : "WH-WH-WH--?" "WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CHIN?"
December 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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their redaction skills remind me of this interview with an unknown submersible expert regarding the oceangate implosion. so mysterious. could be anyone really.
LCDR Mr. [REDACTED] let's go ahead and move forward into the interview, more so about - I'd kind of like to run the interview as like a conversation, but I will pose some questions. Feel free to expound as much you want on something. MR. [REDACTED] Okay. LCDR : You know, we're here to hear your expertise and your guidance really. INTERVIEW OF [REDACTED] BY LCDR Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible operations? A. Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic.
December 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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reminded of this quality redaction job for this interview with a mysterious and unknown submersible expert regarding the oceangate implosion.
LCDR Mr. [REDACTED] let's go ahead and move forward into the interview, more so about - I'd kind of like to run the interview as like a conversation, but I will pose some questions. Feel free to expound as much you want on something. MR. [REDACTED] Okay. LCDR : You know, we're here to hear your expertise and your guidance really. INTERVIEW OF [REDACTED] BY LCDR Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible operations? A. Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic.
December 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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bit broad. it is a very specific type of American.
In 2016, Macedonian teens ran a simple A/B test. They pushed fake news to the Left and the Right. The Left didn't convert. The Right? The metrics exploded. lol You aren't soldiers in a digital war, you are a "dream customer" for foreign grifters. It's not a movement, it's a business model, and the data shows you are the easiest mark in the global economy. Holy shit!
December 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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if anyone currently enjoys recreational cannabis this will be a bad thing. prescription required and i'm positive they will have onerous restrictions on suppliers making it limited to only the big cannabis corporations that've been waiting for this to happen and most assuredly will lobby hard.
Yes, Schedule Ill controlled substances absolutely require a prescription in the U.S., but they offer more flexibility than Schedule I drugs, allowing for oral, written, electronic, or faxed prescriptions, with refills (up to five times within six months) if authorized, and they are less strictly controlled for wholesale distribution. Common examples include ketamine, certain pain relievers like Tylenol with codeine, and anabolic steroids, all needing a practitioner's order.
December 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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seems like starting with the person that has 2300+ mentions vs. 512 mentions might make more sense?

Comer really thinks this will scare Democrats off doesn't he? 😂 guess he hasn't been paying attention.
NYT sperm graph showing Trump mentioned 2300+ times in Epstein emails vs. 512 for Clinton.
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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don't forget childrens book author!
the cover of Kash Patels very weird childrens book "The Plot Against the King" (the "king" being Trump). the design is 'graphic design is my passion' and very very bad.
December 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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crazy a third-rate youtuber that wrote a *deeply weird* childrens book to impress a serial child rapist that then led to them becoming the director of the FBI— would be bad at their job. who could've ever predicted this?!
the cover of the childrens book "The Plot Against The King" written by FBI Director Kash Patel. loosely based on assorted insane RWNJ fever dreams about how a president doing crimes is okay i guess? it is very very badly illustrated. very 'graphic design is my passion' and the illustrator Laura Vincent should be *extremely* embarrassed about it.
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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they do a LOT of battles— and marbles is constantly grumbling if bun ever touches her in the slightest— but they are pretty good buddies in real life.
picture of 2 sausage dogs snuggled up in the same blanket burrito on a couch. the left one is 8yo dapple colored one named marbles and the gold one on the right is the 5mo old named bun. are clearly buddies even with the battles.
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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what a mystery. no one knows how the couch pillows got there. 🤔
left pane shows two sausage dogs and two couch pillows on the ground by the dining room table. they are pretending they don't know how they got there. right pane is a still from the tim robinson 'i think you should leave' bit with the man in the hot dog costume. who in the meme is normally captioned with 'we are all trying to find out who did this!' concerning a hot dog car crashed through the window of a store.
December 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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screenshot from https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-businessmen/wall-street/maria-bartiromo-net-worth/ showing that Maria Bartiromo is worth $50,000,000 and is paid $10,000,000 a year to blatantly and purposefully lie to her viewers.
December 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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hmm. whats this all about.
photo of epsteins desk with a framed photo (?) of something happening in a bathtub? legs hanging out and face going into the tub? black box censoring something. victim i guess?
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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this would be bad for anyone that currently enjoys recreational cannabis.
Yes, Schedule Ill controlled substances absolutely require a prescription in the U.S., but they offer more flexibility than Schedule I drugs, allowing for oral, written, electronic, or faxed prescriptions, with refills (up to five times within six months) if authorized, and they are less strictly controlled for wholesale distribution. Common examples include ketamine, certain pain relievers like Tylenol with codeine, and anabolic steroids, all needing a practitioner's order. sourced from : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controlled_Substances_Act#Schedule_III
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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this would be bad for anyone that currently enjoys recreational cannabis.
Yes, Schedule Ill controlled substances absolutely require a prescription in the U.S., but they offer more flexibility than Schedule I drugs, allowing for oral, written, electronic, or faxed prescriptions, with refills (up to five times within six months) if authorized, and they are less strictly controlled for wholesale distribution. Common examples include ketamine, certain pain relievers like Tylenol with codeine, and anabolic steroids, all needing a practitioner's order. sourced from the wikipedia page : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controlled_Substances_Act#Schedule_III
December 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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(you can get an awooga horn on amazon and they aren't even very expensive.)
tweet saying : "I believe road rage incidents would go down 98% if car manufacturers installed horns that sounded stupid. Go back to awoogah horns."
December 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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safety car!
the blobby 1957 Aurora safety car concept. it is ridiculously blobby and might need like an epipen or something.
December 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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i was ridiculously thinking i'd still be able to get out and up the driveway without it getting plowed. that will not be the case.

supposed to keep snowing for a few more hours still.
picture of a deck covered in snow with like a foot of it on any surface including on birdfeeders in the corner. snow is still falling.
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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screenshot of a facebook post i made saying 'basically.' with the photo on the left showing bun (the golden new wiener dog puppy) pretending she is trapped behind the gate when there is at least a foot of non-gate area like a a foot to her left. this is a fake imprisonment. the right photo is the meme of like a '50s print ad with a closeup/crop of a kid behind bars and header text of 'the hardest prison to escape is in your mind' ... the full picture shows he is just holding a wire fridge shelf over his face. the fridge salesman (?) has added text of 'um ok'
December 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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One irony is that if the Ten Commandments commend to the public a religion, the faith being touted is Judaism, not Christianity. The Ten Commandments are found in the Hebrew Bible--what Christians call the Old Testament--which forms the core of Jewish holy writ. Christianity honors the Old Testament, but views it as amended by the New--and in the New Testament, Jesus consciously rejects the Ten Commandments, replacing them with the Six Commandments.
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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"proto-wiccan" 😂 yeah i'm sure that is what hitler was going for. predicting symbols a religion created in the mid-'50s might use. sure.

in real life this Wehrmacht buckle is not remotely "proto-wiccan".

you'd have to be dumb as a brick to not realize hitler is right-wing.
Nazi belt buckle with "Gott mit uns ('God [is] with us')" on it. During the Second World War, Nazi Germany's Wehrmacht soldiers wore this slogan on their belt buckles.
December 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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some of my classic evergreen hilarity to use whenever Darryl Issa is mentioned.
a Raw Story article about Darryl Issa that says : "Longtime Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) was reportedly considering a run for Congress in Texas if the Supreme Court upholds new district maps in California. bit.ly/4iwy1Vm" followed by an image of Darryl Issa from the shoulders up (there is a non-zero chance his hands aren't seen because they are under a table playing with a lighter). i then left one of my favorites to use any time Issa is mentioned : "CORRECTION : it is actually Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Son) 🔥" you can just search "Darryl Issa arson" if you need more information.
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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"For example, orders to fire upon the shipwrecked would be clearly illegal."
18.3.2.1 Clearly Illegal Orders to Commit Law of War Violations. The requirement to refuse to comply with orders to commit law of war violations applies to orders to perform conduct that is clearly illegal or orders that the subordinate knows, in fact, are illegal. For example, orders to fire upon the shipwrecked would be clearly illegal.
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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my currently 8yo one when she was a teeny puppy.
teeny tiny baby marbles the dachshund on my old office desk. she is very dappled and has the partial blue eye thing going on.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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bun is very very sad that she lost her couch ramp privileges while i was cleaning up like the 4th random beverage she has knocked off the side table. 😢
a golden wiener dog puppy that climbed up a ramp in the middle of the floor that now goes nowhere. as it is several feet away from the couch the ramp used to lead to. very sad puppy dog.
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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instructable picture series showing how to make a bonsai kitten. (shove kitten into glass cube and wait.)
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM