The blankets on my couch are not for you. They are for my cat. You may not use her blankets
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The blankets on my couch are not for you. They are for my cat. You may not use her blankets
My student's mom sent this to me
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My student's mom sent this to me
Giving up everything to find and spend the rest of my life with Little Karl
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Giving up everything to find and spend the rest of my life with Little Karl
I'm not giving up hope. We'll see Pennywise eventually
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I'm not giving up hope. We'll see Pennywise eventually
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Which best matches your mood?
- sad/happy
- deflated balloon
- disgruntled dragon
- antler on the forest floor
- mossy ruins in the rain
- ghost in the fog
- sad/happy
- deflated balloon
- disgruntled dragon
- antler on the forest floor
- mossy ruins in the rain
- ghost in the fog
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Which best matches your mood?
- sad/happy
- deflated balloon
- disgruntled dragon
- antler on the forest floor
- mossy ruins in the rain
- ghost in the fog
- sad/happy
- deflated balloon
- disgruntled dragon
- antler on the forest floor
- mossy ruins in the rain
- ghost in the fog
I may be an idiot, but at least I'm inception-proof
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I may be an idiot, but at least I'm inception-proof
Listen, the demon hoodie stays on during sex
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Listen, the demon hoodie stays on during sex
I bet you sleep silently. Like a freak.
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I bet you sleep silently. Like a freak.
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gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
ME: Been dark a while. Probably time for bed.
CLOCK: 6:49 PM
CLOCK: 6:49 PM
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
ME: Been dark a while. Probably time for bed.
CLOCK: 6:49 PM
CLOCK: 6:49 PM
Get out of annoying small talk by repeatedly responding with "hard on" instead of "right on"
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Get out of annoying small talk by repeatedly responding with "hard on" instead of "right on"
Remembering that time my father sent me a beautifully heartfelt text, in which he spelled my name wrong
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Remembering that time my father sent me a beautifully heartfelt text, in which he spelled my name wrong
Are push-ups supposed to make you angry? Like, SO angry?
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Are push-ups supposed to make you angry? Like, SO angry?
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Stop looking to your cat for approval. You're never going to get it
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Stop looking to your cat for approval. You're never going to get it
I feel sexiest when I'm googling images of Middle Earth
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I feel sexiest when I'm googling images of Middle Earth
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good one, but i’m not gonna click like bc i feel like i’ve been liking a lot of your posts and i’m trying not to be weird
November 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM
good one, but i’m not gonna click like bc i feel like i’ve been liking a lot of your posts and i’m trying not to be weird
I love this child so much. Happy 17th Birthday, Itty Bitty
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I love this child so much. Happy 17th Birthday, Itty Bitty
I just want to live life deliciously
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I just want to live life deliciously
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Where do I find the Mothman? I must find the Mothman
November 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Where do I find the Mothman? I must find the Mothman
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Everybody thinks they want a weird girl until she starts doing weird girl shit
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Everybody thinks they want a weird girl until she starts doing weird girl shit
Does anybody else hear that thumping in my ear?
October 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Does anybody else hear that thumping in my ear?