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Weird.
The blankets on my couch are not for you. They are for my cat. You may not use her blankets
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Girl dinner?
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
My student's mom sent this to me
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Giving up everything to find and spend the rest of my life with Little Karl
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I'm not giving up hope. We'll see Pennywise eventually
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Which best matches your mood?
- sad/happy
- deflated balloon
- disgruntled dragon
- antler on the forest floor
- mossy ruins in the rain
- ghost in the fog
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I may be an idiot, but at least I'm inception-proof
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Listen, the demon hoodie stays on during sex
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I bet you sleep silently. Like a freak.
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
ME: Been dark a while. Probably time for bed.
CLOCK: 6:49 PM
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Get out of annoying small talk by repeatedly responding with "hard on" instead of "right on"
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Remembering that time my father sent me a beautifully heartfelt text, in which he spelled my name wrong
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Are push-ups supposed to make you angry? Like, SO angry?
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Stop looking to your cat for approval. You're never going to get it
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I feel sexiest when I'm googling images of Middle Earth
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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good one, but i’m not gonna click like bc i feel like i’ve been liking a lot of your posts and i’m trying not to be weird
November 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I love this child so much. Happy 17th Birthday, Itty Bitty
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I just want to live life deliciously
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Where do I find the Mothman? I must find the Mothman
November 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Everybody thinks they want a weird girl until she starts doing weird girl shit
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Happy Halloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Does anybody else hear that thumping in my ear?
October 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM