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Weird.
Bigly
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Definitely not 😂
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Ronnie for Prez 2028
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Gonna say it "wh-ore" (pronounced like WHORE)
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Acceptable
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
That's either metacognition or psychosis
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Fascinating, isn't it? Delicious. Horrible. Anyways, I know nothing
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Yes. It was a terrible fall/slip/collision for McPlayerson. No one even knows how the butter got there
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Indeed, but that is the duality we live with being sports fans. It's not all glorious baskets/goals/touchdowns. It's also really, really gruesome limb injuries
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The Tunics' best player - Sportsplayer McPlayerson - broke/sprained/otherwise injured his most important limb
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
And socks, if you must. Just don't touch the blankets
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Oh. So you haven't heard?
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Yes! No other team moves the sportsball from one location to another using their limbs quite like the Sports Tunics!
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I always wear my lucky sports tunic on gaming days!
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
*Sinks ball and flips hair ala Michael Jordan*

Pretty sure I nailed that
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This is, um, basketball?
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You know how I do
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Saving this to use against you later 🫶
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Please stop asking. The answer is no
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
And he's Russian so it's kind of perfect. No one will suspect a thing
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
That's my ringtone now
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It. Stays. On.
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM