Johnny Delusional
@alexanderwren.online
They/he. If you think you know me under a different name, you’re probably right. Was __heck at the bad place. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚽️⛸️⚾️🏎️🥟
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Thanksgiving is gonna be lit.
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Thanksgiving is gonna be lit.
I hate the ableist “omg you people can’t do anything” posters but I just saw a post on here that has me biting my tongue REALLY hard
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I hate the ableist “omg you people can’t do anything” posters but I just saw a post on here that has me biting my tongue REALLY hard
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I really hate it when footballers thank God for their goals. Why would an omnipotent deity be that invested in the group stages of the UEFA Champions League.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I really hate it when footballers thank God for their goals. Why would an omnipotent deity be that invested in the group stages of the UEFA Champions League.
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this seems like a harsh move to take against the third most mediocre granola
Bad news for Kalshi
*KALSHI IS SUBJECT TO NEVADA GAMING REGULATION, JUDGE RULES
*DRAFTKINGS EXTENDS GAIN TO 7.3% AFTER KALSHI RULING
*FLUTTER QUICKLY CLIMBS AFTER JUDGE'S KALSHI RULING; UP 3.5%
*KALSHI IS SUBJECT TO NEVADA GAMING REGULATION, JUDGE RULES
*DRAFTKINGS EXTENDS GAIN TO 7.3% AFTER KALSHI RULING
*FLUTTER QUICKLY CLIMBS AFTER JUDGE'S KALSHI RULING; UP 3.5%
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
this seems like a harsh move to take against the third most mediocre granola
I have got SO many compliments on my Dorothea Paas t-shirt today
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I have got SO many compliments on my Dorothea Paas t-shirt today
My Vegas GP thoughts:
It was a spectacular event but not a fun race (surprising, as it usually is)
The Hamilton stand was much more fun than the Hello Kitty stand, not least because no one gave a shit about Max
Everyone loves F1 Academy! The second race was scheduled really badly, though
It was a spectacular event but not a fun race (surprising, as it usually is)
The Hamilton stand was much more fun than the Hello Kitty stand, not least because no one gave a shit about Max
Everyone loves F1 Academy! The second race was scheduled really badly, though
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My Vegas GP thoughts:
It was a spectacular event but not a fun race (surprising, as it usually is)
The Hamilton stand was much more fun than the Hello Kitty stand, not least because no one gave a shit about Max
Everyone loves F1 Academy! The second race was scheduled really badly, though
It was a spectacular event but not a fun race (surprising, as it usually is)
The Hamilton stand was much more fun than the Hello Kitty stand, not least because no one gave a shit about Max
Everyone loves F1 Academy! The second race was scheduled really badly, though
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RIP Udo Kier. Makes every movie better just by his presence. A wonderful actor and also I love how he decorates.
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
RIP Udo Kier. Makes every movie better just by his presence. A wonderful actor and also I love how he decorates.
The PA comms at the Vegas GP have tried to get people to do the wave at least five times and NO ONE is cooperating
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The PA comms at the Vegas GP have tried to get people to do the wave at least five times and NO ONE is cooperating
Not gonna lie, the weather here sucks shit
I’m in the Hello Kitty grandstand at the Vegas GP and I have a hat with ears
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Not gonna lie, the weather here sucks shit
I’m in the Hello Kitty grandstand at the Vegas GP and I have a hat with ears
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’m in the Hello Kitty grandstand at the Vegas GP and I have a hat with ears
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
LECLERC ALBON TSUNODA MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
LECLERC ALBON TSUNODA MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
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They were limit 5 per customer---but I was able to order 5 and Paul was able to order another 5, so we could donate 10 four-packs to the food pantry.
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
They were limit 5 per customer---but I was able to order 5 and Paul was able to order another 5, so we could donate 10 four-packs to the food pantry.
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The F1 chapel is back in the Las Vegas GP paddock ⛪️
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The F1 chapel is back in the Las Vegas GP paddock ⛪️
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It’s Trans Awareness Week! 🏳️⚧️
Did you know there’s a trans and nonbinary sim racing team, @prismaticmotorsports.com?
Earlier this year, we talked with @scoutlawrence.bsky.social about the team!
Did you know there’s a trans and nonbinary sim racing team, @prismaticmotorsports.com?
Earlier this year, we talked with @scoutlawrence.bsky.social about the team!
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It’s Trans Awareness Week! 🏳️⚧️
Did you know there’s a trans and nonbinary sim racing team, @prismaticmotorsports.com?
Earlier this year, we talked with @scoutlawrence.bsky.social about the team!
Did you know there’s a trans and nonbinary sim racing team, @prismaticmotorsports.com?
Earlier this year, we talked with @scoutlawrence.bsky.social about the team!
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Meep me outside the hookah lounge in the next 30 minutes if you want to get your ass meept
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Meep me outside the hookah lounge in the next 30 minutes if you want to get your ass meept
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Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
An ATM ate my debit card, right before I’m supposed to travel
I know we don’t believe in Mercury in Gatorade or whatever but almost nothing has gone right for me this week
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
An ATM ate my debit card, right before I’m supposed to travel
I just treated all my plants with neem oil and now I live in Stinkytown
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I just treated all my plants with neem oil and now I live in Stinkytown
My dad complained about not being able to fall asleep for his nap this afternoon and I asked him if I did anything to keep him awake. He just looked at me and said, “I don’t mind you being here! If you’re ever doing something that bothers me, I’ll let you know.”
I fully had to take a minute.
I fully had to take a minute.
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My dad complained about not being able to fall asleep for his nap this afternoon and I asked him if I did anything to keep him awake. He just looked at me and said, “I don’t mind you being here! If you’re ever doing something that bothers me, I’ll let you know.”
I fully had to take a minute.
I fully had to take a minute.
I know we don’t believe in Mercury in Gatorade or whatever but almost nothing has gone right for me this week
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I know we don’t believe in Mercury in Gatorade or whatever but almost nothing has gone right for me this week
The tifosi are going to run this dude out of town on a rail. Italy adores Hamilton and Leclerc, and THEY are Ferrari to them, not some asshole suit.
A quite remarkable comment made by Ferrari chairman John Elkann in the wake of the Scuderia's disappointing weekend in Sao Paulo, who claimed the mechanics and engineers are doing their job but said drivers Lewis Hamilton and Charles Leclerc should "talk less and focus on driving" 😳🔴
Ferrari boss tells Lewis Hamilton to 'talk less and focus on driving'
Ferrari president John Elkann made an extraordinary comment about the F1 team's drivers.
www.express.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The tifosi are going to run this dude out of town on a rail. Italy adores Hamilton and Leclerc, and THEY are Ferrari to them, not some asshole suit.
I don’t understand how any Ferrari fan could root for Verstappen
(yes, I know it’s because of the Lestappen delusion, shhhh)
(yes, I know it’s because of the Lestappen delusion, shhhh)
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I don’t understand how any Ferrari fan could root for Verstappen
(yes, I know it’s because of the Lestappen delusion, shhhh)
(yes, I know it’s because of the Lestappen delusion, shhhh)
🤌 ANDREA 🤌 KIMI 🤌 ANTONELLI 🤌
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
🤌 ANDREA 🤌 KIMI 🤌 ANTONELLI 🤌
Oscar Piastri you will start to cough in three days
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Oscar Piastri you will start to cough in three days