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🌈 Pray the male gaze away
🐕 Non dog matic
🍄‍🟫 I'm a fun guy
🍀 Nature gets lucky
🌲 Rocks and trees and water
✍️ Not written by AI, just a lil' fun guy
🗞️ Fake fake news (it's a double -)
🌧️ More water please
😷 Masking but not the brain kind
🏡Houses for us meeses
Alberta farmers grow lentils!

albertapulse.com/eating-lenti...

Split red lentils and green lentils are pantry staples. Great sources of fibre and protein at extremely low cost.

Split red lentils cook quickly, and can be easily used blended in things like baked goods, meatloaf, or sauces.
January 21, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Water is a powerful thing. You die without it. You die with too much of it. You want it exactly when you need it, not too much and not too little.
January 21, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Since I have been posting about beef and this post about chinese food has crossed my sight, let me tell you about ginger beef.

Ginger beef, the best Chinese food served in North America, was invented in Alberta.

globalnews.ca/news/9190933...
January 21, 2026 at 12:17 AM
This is the greatest day of my entire life.
Alberta is Canadian! Including the cows!

(I've graduated from old tourism brochures and anti-separatist posters out of farming catalogues.)
January 21, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Alberta is one of the largest land areas in the world that does not contain rats.

(Except for the rats in the Alberta legislature building, am I right?! *Ba dum tsh* 🥁)
January 21, 2026 at 12:05 AM
There are 18 Costcos in Alberta.

That means there is about one Costco for every 275,555 Albertans.

Ontario, on the other hand, has one Costco for every 368,400 Ontarians.

This means an Ontario Costco is probably 33% more crowded.

In conclusion, Alberta is superior.
Still the best lunch bargain anywhere: big old hotdog and a Coke for $1.50 at Costco.
January 20, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I propose a new term for people who are vegan+cheese. Here are some options:
- vecheegan
- chevegan
- veganese

Veganese is my favorite so far.
i could easily be vegan were it not for the humble bean and cheese burrito
January 20, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I am not AI. I kind of sound like AI, but I think that's because I have posted so much online since the time of Geocities websites that when AI scrubbed the Internet it ended up being mainly trained on my 'voice'.
January 20, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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According to an analysis by Environment and Climate Change Canada, there is a 12% chance that global temperatures will exceed the Paris Agreement threshold of 1.5C in 2026
January 20, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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I love Canada and never want to be anything but Canadian.
a red white and blue canadian flag with a maple leaf
ALT: a red white and blue canadian flag with a maple leaf
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Alberta has great onions.
I have learned that I am at my happiest in life when I am caramelizing an ungodly amount of onions
January 20, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”

- Albert Camus
January 20, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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When astronauts get cold they just plug in the space heater
January 20, 2026 at 1:06 AM
"Even if I forget everything else in my life, that will stay with me, burned into my brain until the day I die."

Marc Garneau, 1st Canadian in Space (1984), on seeing the earth from space for the first time.

Born 1949 - Died 2025

macleans.ca/society/scie...
What's it really like in space? Canada's astronauts tell all - Macleans.ca
Seven Canadians who have been in space tell us all about the experience
macleans.ca
January 20, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Lethbridge Police incident at the Chinook Regional Hospital today:

Man brought in to the emergency room, stating his cuffs were so tight his hands were numb. Police brought him into the private room off the main waiting room (one police officer, alone with the handcuffed man).
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 PM
In July 2024 there were about 12 million cattles and calves on farms and ranches in Alberta.

agriculture.canada.ca/en/sector/an...
January 19, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Your article from last April really hits home on this topic for employee safety in Alberta: albertaworker.ca/news/over-20...
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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There is a reason why the Olympics banned sex based dna testing in 1999. It's because women fully developed & born as female were showing XY chromosomes. Some of those women had even given birth to healthy kiddos. Biology is far more complex than your 5th grade biology book.
January 19, 2026 at 3:28 AM
There have been no coelacanth found in Alberta to date.
In 1938, South African museum curator Marjorie Courtenay-Latimer discovered a coelacanth - a fish that was believed to have been extinct for 65 million years.
Witness History - The discovery of the coelacanth - BBC Sounds
In 1938, a fish was found that was believed to have been extinct for 65 million years
www.bbc.co.uk
January 19, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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"It is just as important to bring people the evidence of the beauty of the world of nature and of man as it is to give them a document of ugliness, squalor, and despair.”
~Ansel Adams
#birds
January 19, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Autocorrect strikes again, leading me to this gem of a band name:
Corn Lund... My God, that would be a fantastic cover band for his music. Autocorrupt, you monster.
January 19, 2026 at 5:30 AM
The naked flea beetle, Ophraella Nuda, is only found in Alberta.

www.inaturalist.org/taxa/455582-...

This is not to be confused with a nude fella, which can be found worldwide as well at these Alberta locations:

www.narcity.com/calgary/unof...
Ophraella nuda
Ophraella nuda, the naked flea beetle, is a species of skeletonizing leaf beetle in the family Chrysomelidae. (Source: Wikipedia, 'Ophraella nuda', https://wikipedia.org/wiki/ophraella nuda, CC BY-SA ...
www.inaturalist.org
January 19, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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Some Saturday predawn quiescent #aurora. #astronomy
January 18, 2026 at 7:35 PM