Rex Masters
mastersrex.bsky.social
Rex Masters
@mastersrex.bsky.social
Just an old dog, likes early cars, tractors and radios. Please, no RP and especially no pics of your junk either, unless it’s junk cars or tractors. Have CMT & mild mobility issues Therians welcome. No Zoos or Peddos!
I bought a second hand time machine next Sunday. . .

They sure don’t make them like they’re going to anymore
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
When you are in a crowded movie theater and at the end of the show the audience starts clapping you know it was a great movie.
Happened last night when Zootopia 2 was over.
😻😻
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Gosh Nick is so hot in a tuxedo.
Huff
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Zootopia 2 was even better the second time !
Just so good !
Took the family this time and everyone went on and on about it, they really loved it.
The theater was packed which is a very good sign that it will be a big hit.
I’d say more but don’t want to spoil anything for those who haven’t seen it.
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Just got in the theater to see Z2 for the second time.
So glad to see the small town theater so very busy with Zoop fans
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My inflatable house got a puncture yesterday.
Today I’m living in a flat
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Do you know why chickens are good to have in a band ?

Because they have their own drumsticks
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We had salmon, wild rice, broccoli ,sweet potatoes and green bean casserole.
Made for a nice simple Thanksgiving meal
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Well, after the Macy’s Parade we are now watching Miracle on 34th Street.
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
No one asks but what if you really are just,

“Asking For a Friend”

This morning shower thoughts
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Reposted by Rex Masters
This has @mastersrex.bsky.social All over it.
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Is it ok to have dreams about the Car Fox 🦊 ?

Just asking for a friend
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This shipping notice was very cute !
@chillhop.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I crossed a rose bush and a cucumber plant.

I ended up with Dill Prickles
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I was at the butchers and I asked if he had turkey testicles.

No I don’t, it’s these pants make me look that way
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I have a magical violin 🎻
Everytime I play it people disappear
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
A limbo dancer married a locksmith.

The wedding was low key.
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Loved Zootopia 2 !
I looked at my ticket stub, got the senior discount, talk about your mixed emotions there.
I’ll probably go again tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’m in the theater waiting to see Z2 !
So excited
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Reposted by Rex Masters
Love doesn't have to be romantic.
Love doesn't have to be sexual.
Love doesn't have to be reciprocated.
Love doesn't have to be expensive.
Love doesn't have to be constant.
Love doesn't have to be physical.
Love doesn't have to be local.
Love doesn't have to be partnered.
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Best way to roast a turkey 🦃 ?

Tell him he’s bad at his job and his kids are not good looking
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
What day is the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade ?
An inquiring derpy husky wants to know.

😂😆
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Kraft is building a factory in Israel. They are going to call it

Cheeses of Nazareth.
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Oh the joys of owning an old farm house that’s plumbed like a grade schooler did it. I’ve had most of it upgraded when I could afford it.
Flooded the kitchen and basement, fortunately it was just gray water.
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Watching Planes Trains and Automobiles. Always hilarious.

Would be awesome to remake this with two furs going to MFF
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM