aka Reject
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"I leave a white and turbid wake. Pale waters, paler cheeks where ere I sail. Envious billows sidelong swell to whelm my track. Let them, but first, I pass." Moby Dick by Herman Melville
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Dropkin's shot to knock all 3 stones out with sound and replays
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Dropkin's shot to knock all 3 stones out with sound and replays
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Never mind the jobs you had; tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Subsaharan African Politics (author of Blood Diamonds spoke to our class)
2. Deviance in US Society
3. Films of Stanley Kubrick
4. History of Colorado
5. Physics for Engineers and Physics Majors
1. Subsaharan African Politics (author of Blood Diamonds spoke to our class)
2. Deviance in US Society
3. Films of Stanley Kubrick
4. History of Colorado
5. Physics for Engineers and Physics Majors
Never mind the jobs you had; tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Ancient Rome (almost a Classics major)
2. Geology (visited a fault line!)
3. Oceanography (let’s just say my grade was below “sea” level)
4. The English Novel
5. Shakespeare (performed Midsummer Night’s Dream all over campus)
1. Ancient Rome (almost a Classics major)
2. Geology (visited a fault line!)
3. Oceanography (let’s just say my grade was below “sea” level)
4. The English Novel
5. Shakespeare (performed Midsummer Night’s Dream all over campus)
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1. American Jewish Immigration History
2. Ancient Greek (that was rough)
3. Int'l Relations Theory
4. Modern Poetry
5. Slavery in World History (the class that sparked an interest that became my career)
1. American Jewish Immigration History
2. Ancient Greek (that was rough)
3. Int'l Relations Theory
4. Modern Poetry
5. Slavery in World History (the class that sparked an interest that became my career)
January 31, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Never mind the jobs you had; tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Subsaharan African Politics (author of Blood Diamonds spoke to our class)
2. Deviance in US Society
3. Films of Stanley Kubrick
4. History of Colorado
5. Physics for Engineers and Physics Majors
1. Subsaharan African Politics (author of Blood Diamonds spoke to our class)
2. Deviance in US Society
3. Films of Stanley Kubrick
4. History of Colorado
5. Physics for Engineers and Physics Majors
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
“The beatings will continue until morale improves.”
Homan: "There will be more bloodshed unless we decrease the hateful rhetoric"
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
“The beatings will continue until morale improves.”
What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?
January 1, 2026 at 2:28 PM
What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?
My dad to me when I was a precocious teenager: “Ya know, I might like you if you weren’t my son.”
It’s the “might” that always gets me. 😆
It’s the “might” that always gets me. 😆
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
January 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
My dad to me when I was a precocious teenager: “Ya know, I might like you if you weren’t my son.”
It’s the “might” that always gets me. 😆
It’s the “might” that always gets me. 😆
Too many to pick just one. So, I am making a thread.
Gotta start with the one that electrified every hormone in my teenage body:
youtu.be/hv_zJrO_ptk?...
Gotta start with the one that electrified every hormone in my teenage body:
youtu.be/hv_zJrO_ptk?...
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Too many to pick just one. So, I am making a thread.
Gotta start with the one that electrified every hormone in my teenage body:
youtu.be/hv_zJrO_ptk?...
Gotta start with the one that electrified every hormone in my teenage body:
youtu.be/hv_zJrO_ptk?...
Saw David Eigenberg, Steve from Sex in the City, at the koala exhibit in the San Diego zoo just hanging out with his bros.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Saw David Eigenberg, Steve from Sex in the City, at the koala exhibit in the San Diego zoo just hanging out with his bros.
Now I wanna see Darth Maul at the plate helicoptering those double barrel baseball bats. 😂
December 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Now I wanna see Darth Maul at the plate helicoptering those double barrel baseball bats. 😂
Looks like the family dog when they came home to discover he peed on the living room carpet.
Marco Rubio just straight up looks like a sad divorced man at a Motel 6.
December 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Looks like the family dog when they came home to discover he peed on the living room carpet.
It’s so rough to learn late in life that the people who seemed “cool” growing up were the ones who didn’t care what “cool” was, but simply tried to live as close to who they were as a person without compromising to the criticisms of others. Especially since I spent my entire life trying to hide.
December 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It’s so rough to learn late in life that the people who seemed “cool” growing up were the ones who didn’t care what “cool” was, but simply tried to live as close to who they were as a person without compromising to the criticisms of others. Especially since I spent my entire life trying to hide.
I am counting 21 cause I used the white pages AND the yellow pages.
Show your age
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I am counting 21 cause I used the white pages AND the yellow pages.
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I leave a white and turbid wake; pale waters, paler cheeks, where’er I sail. The envious billows sidelong swell to whelm my track; let them; but first I pass.
December 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I leave a white and turbid wake; pale waters, paler cheeks, where’er I sail. The envious billows sidelong swell to whelm my track; let them; but first I pass.
(Spoiler) Going to see American History X. Walk into the theater and the movie is already playing. My date and I figured we were just late. We sit down just in time to see Eddie Furlong walking into a bathroom, then BOOM! Credits roll. Turns out we were early and caught the end of the previous show.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
(Spoiler) Going to see American History X. Walk into the theater and the movie is already playing. My date and I figured we were just late. We sit down just in time to see Eddie Furlong walking into a bathroom, then BOOM! Credits roll. Turns out we were early and caught the end of the previous show.
Can someone invent a social media where the algorithm feeds off of joy instead of rage, please? I’d really appreciate it.
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Can someone invent a social media where the algorithm feeds off of joy instead of rage, please? I’d really appreciate it.
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
“One small scoop for cat. One giant scoop for catkind.”
Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“One small scoop for cat. One giant scoop for catkind.”
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Def Leppard
Primus
Midnight Oil
Pink Floyd
They Might Be Giants
(That’s in chronological order if memory serves.)
Def Leppard
Primus
Midnight Oil
Pink Floyd
They Might Be Giants
(That’s in chronological order if memory serves.)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
The Divine Comedy
The Dead Milkmen
The Lucksmiths
Mandy Patinkin
David Devant & his Spirit Wife
(Or really, bands/artists I’ve seen at least twice, most much more)
The Divine Comedy
The Dead Milkmen
The Lucksmiths
Mandy Patinkin
David Devant & his Spirit Wife
(Or really, bands/artists I’ve seen at least twice, most much more)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Lau
The Tiger Lillies
George Clinton
Efterklang
Yeasayer
(I've deliberately left out the big names - Pink Floyd and Prince won't tell you the first thing about me.)
Lau
The Tiger Lillies
George Clinton
Efterklang
Yeasayer
(I've deliberately left out the big names - Pink Floyd and Prince won't tell you the first thing about me.)
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Def Leppard
Primus
Midnight Oil
Pink Floyd
They Might Be Giants
(That’s in chronological order if memory serves.)
Def Leppard
Primus
Midnight Oil
Pink Floyd
They Might Be Giants
(That’s in chronological order if memory serves.)
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
Here is my abstract nude.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Here is my abstract nude.
When I was in my teens, my parents bought a house with a satellite dish in the backyard. I would spend hours tuning in whatever signal I could get. One Saturday evening, I happened to find this amazing program. My life was irrevocably changed for the better that night.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
When I was in my teens, my parents bought a house with a satellite dish in the backyard. I would spend hours tuning in whatever signal I could get. One Saturday evening, I happened to find this amazing program. My life was irrevocably changed for the better that night.
Go home and get your shine box, Charlie Brown.
Cause she’s got a great ass, Charlie Brown.
You’re gonna need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Go home and get your shine box, Charlie Brown.