Ajiveturkey.bsky.social
@ajiveturkey.bsky.social
I'm on this app to be entertained and complain since the last app got bought by a loser
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it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
Bring back residential-use lead paint, you cowards.
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
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Craziest one I’ve gotten is “is this written for the male gaze?” At my very very lesbian convention table. Like idk dude why don’t you figure it out
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Craziest one I’ve gotten is “is this written for the male gaze?” At my very very lesbian convention table. Like idk dude why don’t you figure it out
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HEARTWARMING! white liberals now have their own version of getting mad at being called cis just in time for the holidays.
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
HEARTWARMING! white liberals now have their own version of getting mad at being called cis just in time for the holidays.
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
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Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.
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This is very good. I like to remind people that headlines in the 80s would (regularly!) talk about people who drank lattes or ate sushi as exotic, self-indulgent yuppies with obscure tastes. Media constantly made fun of “haute cuisine” meals with tiny portions because fine dining was bad.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This is very good. I like to remind people that headlines in the 80s would (regularly!) talk about people who drank lattes or ate sushi as exotic, self-indulgent yuppies with obscure tastes. Media constantly made fun of “haute cuisine” meals with tiny portions because fine dining was bad.
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It's become normal now for high-level political figures to argue that an entire generation was brainwashed through fake videos into mass anti-Israel political mobilization by TikTok. Complete conspiracy thinking, rooted in zero evidence, based on nothing
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It's become normal now for high-level political figures to argue that an entire generation was brainwashed through fake videos into mass anti-Israel political mobilization by TikTok. Complete conspiracy thinking, rooted in zero evidence, based on nothing
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Y'all wanna win, put Boobie in.
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Y'all wanna win, put Boobie in.
Also I'll miss the convenience of the podcast being in the same app but we're on to tidal
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Also I'll miss the convenience of the podcast being in the same app but we're on to tidal
For the first time in a few years Carly Rae jepson was not in my top 5 and it wasn't a good year coincidence I think not
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
For the first time in a few years Carly Rae jepson was not in my top 5 and it wasn't a good year coincidence I think not
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Brother I got some bad news for you about the entire history of American sports
I enjoy jokes as much as the next person, but we put too much emphasis on sports. Sports and religion should not mix.
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Brother I got some bad news for you about the entire history of American sports
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
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Tanya is looking forward to your date
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Tanya is looking forward to your date
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If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
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are you telling me that the party who would not draw the line at genocide won't draw the line at crimes against humanity?? wow thats crazy man.
If crimes against humanity are not an impeachable offense, what’s the point? www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
Jeffries says not to expect Democrats to pursue Hegseth impeachment over boat strikes
"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor," he said.
www.axios.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
are you telling me that the party who would not draw the line at genocide won't draw the line at crimes against humanity?? wow thats crazy man.
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A good meme to send people who are convinced we live in a computer simulation.
May 29, 2024 at 10:55 PM
A good meme to send people who are convinced we live in a computer simulation.
Being a terrible person (using door dash)
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Being a terrible person (using door dash)
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Well that's a ghastly headline. Anyway, here's an unrelated screenshot from Soul Edge.
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Well that's a ghastly headline. Anyway, here's an unrelated screenshot from Soul Edge.
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Sometimes people say things like "___ is just astrology for men" and "___ is just crypto for women." This is the final boss of both those things
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Sometimes people say things like "___ is just astrology for men" and "___ is just crypto for women." This is the final boss of both those things
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if I was a 12th century Cluniac monk I never would have gotten to passively watch files download at 25 MB/s and would have had to content myself with observations of babbling brooks, fields of wheat swaying in the wind, sunsets, etc
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
if I was a 12th century Cluniac monk I never would have gotten to passively watch files download at 25 MB/s and would have had to content myself with observations of babbling brooks, fields of wheat swaying in the wind, sunsets, etc
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i'll always remember this so you dont have to
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i'll always remember this so you dont have to
I know FedEx boy got 3 but you can go ahead and fire Raheem right now
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I know FedEx boy got 3 but you can go ahead and fire Raheem right now