Dylan
@absoluteaudacity.bsky.social
(he/they) Sometimes I write things and people are nice about it
https://archiveofourown.org/users/absoluteaudacity/profile
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You're not a Real Gamer unless you like the exact games I do and play them by the exact rules I make up that are subject to change on a whim to exclude anyone who isn't in their absolute physical prime and doesn't use guides even though I do and isn't whi-- oops I almost told on myself again hur hur
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
You're not a Real Gamer unless you like the exact games I do and play them by the exact rules I make up that are subject to change on a whim to exclude anyone who isn't in their absolute physical prime and doesn't use guides even though I do and isn't whi-- oops I almost told on myself again hur hur
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a man with range
November 1, 2025 at 11:59 AM
a man with range
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harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries
October 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries
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Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
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I would never get into a bad situation. I would simply refuse
October 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I would never get into a bad situation. I would simply refuse
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Parents be sure to check your kids’ candy before they eat any!! There might be good stuff in there.
October 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Parents be sure to check your kids’ candy before they eat any!! There might be good stuff in there.
Chapter 2 of The Gift probably up tonight!
October 16, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Chapter 2 of The Gift probably up tonight!
The Gift
Courtesan Henry / Prince Alex
Chapter 1
archiveofourown.org/works/722105...
#redwhiteandroyalblue #rwrb #fanfiction #fanfic #rwrbfanfic
Courtesan Henry / Prince Alex
Chapter 1
archiveofourown.org/works/722105...
#redwhiteandroyalblue #rwrb #fanfiction #fanfic #rwrbfanfic
October 16, 2025 at 9:45 AM
The Gift
Courtesan Henry / Prince Alex
Chapter 1
archiveofourown.org/works/722105...
#redwhiteandroyalblue #rwrb #fanfiction #fanfic #rwrbfanfic
Courtesan Henry / Prince Alex
Chapter 1
archiveofourown.org/works/722105...
#redwhiteandroyalblue #rwrb #fanfiction #fanfic #rwrbfanfic
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they're getting MARRIED
October 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
they're getting MARRIED
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red white and royal wedding announcement yesterday. 100 nights on sunday. taylor looking gorgeous posting 50 images of himself in paris days in a row. huge week to be me personally
October 16, 2025 at 9:21 AM
red white and royal wedding announcement yesterday. 100 nights on sunday. taylor looking gorgeous posting 50 images of himself in paris days in a row. huge week to be me personally
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A picture of a tall glass of water and then also a cup from my kitchen
August 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
A picture of a tall glass of water and then also a cup from my kitchen
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bring that strange behavior over here
August 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
bring that strange behavior over here
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Books are a total scam.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
December 17, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Books are a total scam.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
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*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
August 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
I'm watching RWRB again. Be prepared for thoughts.
August 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I'm watching RWRB again. Be prepared for thoughts.
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If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
![[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hppum4l25hcczzffastsicpq/bafkreihjvnz2ttxl7z4a2b3a4kylubobgvqxmjhwz6yuetuztzoc4g2s4y@jpeg)
August 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
All day I wonder what Beebles is doing and when I get home he is basically where I left him (on a rock under a heat lamp).
July 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
All day I wonder what Beebles is doing and when I get home he is basically where I left him (on a rock under a heat lamp).
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that’s mister dumbass to you pal
July 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
that’s mister dumbass to you pal
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Google search's AI summary is like the loud confident idiot in the room who doesn't always know the answer to your question but HAS TO be the first one to reply to it.
July 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Google search's AI summary is like the loud confident idiot in the room who doesn't always know the answer to your question but HAS TO be the first one to reply to it.
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FirstPrints: A News and Social Media Fanwork Collection
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For more information, head to archiveofourown.org/collections/... or reply and let me know your question.
Happy creating!
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For more information, head to archiveofourown.org/collections/... or reply and let me know your question.
Happy creating!
July 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
FirstPrints: A News and Social Media Fanwork Collection
This collection is to showcase the ways in which the characters in RWRB are depicted in the news and on social media.
For more information, head to archiveofourown.org/collections/... or reply and let me know your question.
Happy creating!
This collection is to showcase the ways in which the characters in RWRB are depicted in the news and on social media.
For more information, head to archiveofourown.org/collections/... or reply and let me know your question.
Happy creating!
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im not a weird loser im
deep undercover doing
scientific research for a
study about weird losers
deep undercover doing
scientific research for a
study about weird losers
July 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
im not a weird loser im
deep undercover doing
scientific research for a
study about weird losers
deep undercover doing
scientific research for a
study about weird losers
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BREAKING: Area Man Realizes That He Doesn't Need AI to Make Shitty Art, He Can Do It All on His Own
July 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
BREAKING: Area Man Realizes That He Doesn't Need AI to Make Shitty Art, He Can Do It All on His Own
If you could share this in your networks it would mean a lot to me!
FirstPrints: A News and Social Media Fanwork Collection
This collection is to showcase the ways in which the characters in RWRB are depicted in the news and on social media.
For more information, head to archiveofourown.org/collections/... or reply and let me know your question.
Happy creating!
This collection is to showcase the ways in which the characters in RWRB are depicted in the news and on social media.
For more information, head to archiveofourown.org/collections/... or reply and let me know your question.
Happy creating!
July 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If you could share this in your networks it would mean a lot to me!
FirstPrints: A News and Social Media Fanwork Collection
This collection is to showcase the ways in which the characters in RWRB are depicted in the news and on social media.
For more information, head to archiveofourown.org/collections/... or reply and let me know your question.
Happy creating!
This collection is to showcase the ways in which the characters in RWRB are depicted in the news and on social media.
For more information, head to archiveofourown.org/collections/... or reply and let me know your question.
Happy creating!
July 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
FirstPrints: A News and Social Media Fanwork Collection
This collection is to showcase the ways in which the characters in RWRB are depicted in the news and on social media.
For more information, head to archiveofourown.org/collections/... or reply and let me know your question.
Happy creating!
This collection is to showcase the ways in which the characters in RWRB are depicted in the news and on social media.
For more information, head to archiveofourown.org/collections/... or reply and let me know your question.
Happy creating!
Love when organisations like @humblebundle.com do Harry Potter merch offers after pretending to care about Pride.
Newsflash: you can't make sales for Harry Potter merch and care about queer people.
Newsflash: you can't make sales for Harry Potter merch and care about queer people.
July 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Love when organisations like @humblebundle.com do Harry Potter merch offers after pretending to care about Pride.
Newsflash: you can't make sales for Harry Potter merch and care about queer people.
Newsflash: you can't make sales for Harry Potter merch and care about queer people.