aBobOfAllTrades
@abobofalltrades.bsky.social
Fascinated by music, sound design, cats, video games, and anything beautiful or interesting.
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no greenlander ever called me a libtard
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
no greenlander ever called me a libtard
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
I'm getting more than a little annoyed by all the people who have never lived in the US asking why we aren't doing a revolution. You're basically asking why millions of Americans aren't choosing to uproot their entire lives just to get gunned down by the state
January 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I'm getting more than a little annoyed by all the people who have never lived in the US asking why we aren't doing a revolution. You're basically asking why millions of Americans aren't choosing to uproot their entire lives just to get gunned down by the state
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/5 In short, you can’t negotiate with people who are pathologically insecure and think it is unmanly to keep your word or obey the law.
January 7, 2026 at 4:03 PM
/5 In short, you can’t negotiate with people who are pathologically insecure and think it is unmanly to keep your word or obey the law.
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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i believe the problem with most tech is capitalism and not the underlying tech. things can be fixed, improved, iterated upon, but not when the only driving motivator is profit. if we designed things with regard to our fellow humans and our world first, it wouldn't be this way.
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i believe the problem with most tech is capitalism and not the underlying tech. things can be fixed, improved, iterated upon, but not when the only driving motivator is profit. if we designed things with regard to our fellow humans and our world first, it wouldn't be this way.
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
I have been using a computer for 30 years, essentially my entire life, and Windows 11 is the worst thing that has ever happened in that realm. My sound settings randomly change 5 times a day. I hear windows notification sounds randomly throughout the day. The mouse hitches now. FUCK MICROSOFT.
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I have been using a computer for 30 years, essentially my entire life, and Windows 11 is the worst thing that has ever happened in that realm. My sound settings randomly change 5 times a day. I hear windows notification sounds randomly throughout the day. The mouse hitches now. FUCK MICROSOFT.
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Once a loser, always a loser
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Once a loser, always a loser
My Balatro run and my wireless mouse's battery died at the same time.
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My Balatro run and my wireless mouse's battery died at the same time.
Giving my Sweetie some pets
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Giving my Sweetie some pets
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If this is the guy running cover for your crimes then you’re done. Totally cooked. You’re chopped. Smothered. Scattered. Covered. Diced. Chunked. Capped. You’re an order of Waffle House hashbrowns on Nancy Mace’s plate about to see Valhalla.
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If this is the guy running cover for your crimes then you’re done. Totally cooked. You’re chopped. Smothered. Scattered. Covered. Diced. Chunked. Capped. You’re an order of Waffle House hashbrowns on Nancy Mace’s plate about to see Valhalla.
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If I were shopping at Target, this would make me stop. I don’t want employees hovering when I’m shopping. I hate shopping at stores where employees have to greet everyone as they come in the door. I don’t want to be the center of attention. If I need something, I’ll ask.
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If I were shopping at Target, this would make me stop. I don’t want employees hovering when I’m shopping. I hate shopping at stores where employees have to greet everyone as they come in the door. I don’t want to be the center of attention. If I need something, I’ll ask.
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Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
I saw a cool lizard yesterday
October 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I saw a cool lizard yesterday
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This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
October 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.
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Whether it’s Joe Biden attending weekly mass or Donald Trump’s ICE agents shooting a priest in the face with a pepper ball, presidents of both sides have directly engaged with the Catholic faith.
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Whether it’s Joe Biden attending weekly mass or Donald Trump’s ICE agents shooting a priest in the face with a pepper ball, presidents of both sides have directly engaged with the Catholic faith.
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I know there's CNN people on here. Who fucking wrote this. You're not even a stenographer at this point you're just a fucking asshole and you know it.
Absolutely INSANE use of passive voice in this CNN piece
just incredible
@katmabu.bsky.social “landed on the ground” during the protest???
just incredible
@katmabu.bsky.social “landed on the ground” during the protest???
October 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I know there's CNN people on here. Who fucking wrote this. You're not even a stenographer at this point you're just a fucking asshole and you know it.